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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!

Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!

Qin Hao crossed into a parallel world and unexpectedly inherited the position of the current Celestial Master of the Qingyun Mountain Celestial Master's Mansion. Draped in purple robes, holding the authority of the Xuanmen sect. Bound to the Super Celestial Master System, he could earn different rewards every day by completing designated tasks. Organizing Taoist scriptures, he received the reward [Taiping Qi Technique]! Cleaning the main hall, he received the reward [Innate Golden Light Curse]! Sweeping the mountain gate, he received the reward [Soaring Immortal Step]! Pruning flowers and plants, he received the reward [Innate Yimu Qi Capture Technique]! Wiping the statues of the Three Pure Ones, he received the reward [Righteous Thunder Law]! ... He thought he could live peacefully without trouble, but unexpectedly, a photo that went viral online pushed him into the spotlight. A self-proclaimed fighting champion and male live streamer entered Qingyun Mountain, claiming to seek a man in purple robes for a challenge. A match of martial arts. The live stream was filled with over a million enthusiastic viewers. They supported the male live streamer in exposing a fraud, wondering whether the rumored Celestial Master in purple was truly as powerful as said. Under the watchful eyes of the public, Qin Hao reluctantly accepted the challenge. Qin Hao asked, 'Fellow practitioner, what shall we compare?' The male live streamer smiled confidently: 'I've heard the Celestial Master in purple is unmatched in martial arts; I have practiced free combat since I was young and have specifically come to learn something from you!' Qin Hao shook his head: 'Martial arts, I do not know.' 'What do you know then?' the male live streamer asked. Qin Hao unleashed a palm strike into the air, condensing the five thunders within his palm, and with a mighty slash. Golden thunder transformed into a blade of qi, slicing directly at the challenger. The thunder left in its wake split the 'Challenge the Celestial Master' plaque that the male live streamer had brought, right in front of the mountain gate, into two halves. Qin Hao said with a smile: 'I know thunder spell!!'
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What makes a 'dry spell' novel interesting?
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2024-10-01 09:17
A dry spell novel can be interesting if it has complex characters and a unique plot. Maybe it explores themes not often touched on in other novels.
Was it dry?
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2024-09-13 04:31
In " Yong Qing Tian Xia ", the female protagonist was just an ordinary university student, but she traveled to the Qing Dynasty 300 years ago and became the wife of Emperor Yongzheng of the Qing Dynasty. The plot covered the process of the female protagonist helping Yongzheng ascend to the throne and pulling Qianlong down, as well as the court politics of fighting for the throne and the deep palace spy. I hope you will like this novel.
Dry Ecstasy
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2025-01-11 00:27
The skin of dry acne was dry and chapped, accompanied by desquamation and redness. In the picture of dry hemorrhoid, one could see obvious red papules on the back of the hand. The papules could fuse with each other to form a larger lump. The skin texture was dry, and there might be cracks, scales, and scabs on the surface. Dry Ecstasy was more common in the limbs, especially in the front of the calves of the elderly. However, because the search results did not have specific pictures of dry hemorrhoid, a detailed visual description could not be provided.
What are the names of the dry weapons and dry clothes of the 135 Joyous Union?
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2024-09-21 11:44
The dry weapons and dry clothes of Ascension 135 Hehuan in Celestial Bane 2 are called "Tianyin's Weapons and Clothes" and "Flowing Cloud's Clothes" respectively.
Dry cleaning icon
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2025-01-12 20:15
There were several different ways to represent the dry cleaning icon. There were several dry cleaning icons: 1. There was a wavy line in the middle of the circular icon, and a line of Japanese words was written on the wavy line. It meant that clothes could be washed with a cleaning solution containing " perlene " and " gasoline " compounds. This kind of washing liquid was very effective, but it could cause damage to clothes. 2. There was a wavy line in the middle of the circular icon, and there were Japanese words above and below the wavy line. It meant that clothes could be washed with a washing liquid containing " 3. There was an "F" in the circle, which represented professional dry cleaning using a carbon dioxide solution. 4. There was a letter "P" in the circle, which represented professional dry cleaning using perlene. 5. There was a letter "P" in the circle and it was crossed out, indicating that it could not be dry-cleaned. The type of dry-cleaning agent was perlene. In summary, these dry cleaning icons could help consumers understand the washing requirements of clothes and choose the correct washing method.
magic spell
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2024-12-28 04:39
A spell was a type of magic charm that mobilized the magic power of the magic world and was completed by chanting an incantation. Expecto Patronum was one of the most famous defensive spells in the Harry Potter series. It could be used to ward off dementors. Avada Kedavra was a black magic killing curse that could instantly kill a target. Other spells such as the Permanent Sticker Spell, the Bat Spirit Spell, and the Eye Spell also appeared in the Harry Potter series. For the specific explanation and usage of spells, you can refer to the Harry Potter series of novels or related encyclopedia pages.
The full name of the spell book of the Dream Fairy Slaying Spell
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2024-09-19 19:09
There were many array books in Dream Fairy Slaying, and the full names of some of them were as follows: [1. Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Formation Book: This formation book is a thunder attribute formation that can release powerful lightning attacks.] [2. Primordial Gold Body Formation Book: This formation book is a metal-type formation that can increase a character's Nascent Soul cultivation.] 3. Heaven and Earth Great Shift Formation Book: This formation book is an earth attribute formation that can cast powerful earth type spells. 4. True Essence Protection Array Book: This array book is a water attribute array that can increase a character's Nascent Soul cultivation and defense. [5. Reincarnation Formation Book: This formation book is a fire-type formation that can cast powerful fire-type spells.] 6. Star of Northern Dipper's Array Book: This array book is a star attribute array that can increase the character's star cultivation and attack power. The above are only the full names of some of the array books. There are many other array books and array books in Dream Fairy Slaying. Each array book has its own unique attributes and functions.
If the wine is dry, there is no original song
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2025-01-13 05:33
The original singer of " Dried Wine If I Sell Nothing " was Su Rui. Su Rui was a well-known singer from Taiwan, born in 1952. She had released many albums and collections and won many Chinese awards. " Drunken Wine If I Sell Nothing " was an inspirational song written by Luo Dayou and sung by Su Rui. Although this song doesn't have an exact prototype, it exists in various versions in our lives, conveying ordinary kinship.
The Story of a Bag of Dry Food
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2024-12-27 01:07
A Bag of Dry Food was a true story about the Red Army's Long March. The story was about a 13-year-old Red Army soldier, Xiao Lan, who received a bag of dry food while advancing with the army. However, when she crossed the bridge, she accidentally dropped the dry food into the river to take care of a wounded person. In order to let everyone have enough dry food to eat, Xiao Lan did not tell her comrades. Instead, she pulled out a lot of wild vegetables and stuffed them into her bag, pretending that nothing had happened. However, her body gradually deteriorated. It was not until the head nurse found out that she was eating wild vegetables and the " dry food " in her bag that everyone knew the truth. In the end, his comrades volunteered to share some dry food with Xiao Lan, allowing her to feel the warmth of home. This story shows the indomitable spirit of the Red Army soldiers and their deep friendship with the people.
What is a 'dry sex story'?
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2024-10-26 04:06
A 'dry sex story' could refer to an account or narrative related to sexual practices that do not involve the exchange of body fluids in a sexual context. However, this is a rather broad and potentially private topic. It's important to note that when discussing sexual matters, it should be done in an appropriate and respectful environment.
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