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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is Billie Jean a true story?
3 answers
2024-10-07 20:29
No, it's not a true story. It was created by Michael Jackson as a fictional song.
What made Billie Jean King a significant figure in the Billie Jean King story?
3 answers
2024-12-10 21:08
Her victory in the 'Battle of the Sexes' made her a significant figure. It was a huge moment for women in sports.
What is the back story of 'Billie Jean'?
2 answers
2024-11-08 12:14
The song 'Billie Jean' by Michael Jackson was inspired by the numerous groupies and strange encounters Jackson had. Billie Jean was a woman who claimed that Jackson was the father of her child. It was a rather complex and somewhat disturbing situation for Jackson. The song reflects his feelings of being wrongly accused and harassed in this regard.
Is The Legend of Billie Jean a True Story?
1 answer
2024-10-16 12:36
No, it's not. The Legend of Billie Jean is a fictional story created for entertainment purposes.
What is the story behind Billie Jean?
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2024-10-07 06:24
Billie Jean's story seems to delve into the complex world of celebrity and the unexpected complications that can arise. It might be a fictionalized account of real events or a purely creative expression. No one knows for sure exactly what sparked the idea, but it's a powerful song that leaves room for imagination.
Is Billie Jean Based on a True Story?
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2024-10-06 00:20
Not really. Billie Jean is more of a fictional creation by the artist, rather than being based on a specific true event or person.
Is Billie Jean based on a true story?
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2024-10-04 04:37
No, Billie Jean is not based on a true story. It's a fictional song created by Michael Jackson for artistic expression.
Is Billie Jean Based on a True Story?
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2024-09-27 16:37
No, it's not. Billie Jean is a fictional song created by Michael Jackson for artistic expression.
What is the real story behind 'billie jean'?
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2024-12-03 02:26
Well, 'Billie Jean' has a really interesting backstory. Michael Jackson was often in the public eye and faced various false accusations. This song was kind of his response to a situation where a woman named Billie Jean was making false claims about him being the father of her baby. The unique bassline and his amazing vocals in the song made it not just a musical masterpiece but also a statement of his own in the face of such rumors. The song's popularity skyrocketed and it became one of his signature songs, with the real - story behind it adding an extra layer of intrigue for the fans.
What is the true story behind Billie Jean?
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2024-11-12 02:17
The 'Billie Jean' true story is about a woman who claimed that Michael Jackson was the father of her child. However, Jackson maintained his innocence. The song was a way for him to address this false accusation in a creative and powerful way. It became one of his most iconic songs, with its unforgettable bassline and catchy rhythm. The story added to the allure and mystery of the song, making it a global phenomenon.
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