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After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldnā€™t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfatherā€™s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friendā€™s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Meiā€™s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zheā€™s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Meiā€™s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousinā€™s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpaā€™s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didnā€™t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didnā€™t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearanceā€¦ Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didnā€™t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldnā€™t stand a chance! Only, wasnā€™t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
4.7
2381 Chs
Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Overpowered Protagonist: Yesļ¼ŒStrength of the Protagonist's Superpowers: āˆžļ¼ŒProtagonist's Age: ???ļ¼ŒCharacters with Diverse Personalities: Yesļ¼ŒInteresting Antagonist: Yes Five of the world's wealthiest tycoons descended upon a poverty-stricken district simultaneously, astonishingly just to visit a 20-year-old young man. This young man was their master fifty years ago. Initially, these magnates only acquired some rudimentary knowledge from William Johnson, but that was enough to make them leaders in their respective fields. However, they were stunned by William's ageless visage when they saw him again, as they were unaware that William Johnson had lived for a billion years. He not only established different religions all over the world, but even Alexander the Great was once his student. Yet, after dispersing the tycoons fifty years ago, he chose a long slumber. But now, William Johnson has awakened... --------------------------- Update Schedule: Update daily. Minimum of two chapters per day. If I get drunk, I might update four chapters, haha. Please show your support if you enjoy the story! [50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter] [200 Power stones = 2 bonus chapters] [400 power stones = 3 bonus chapters] ... [300 golden tickets =??? ] Bonus release will drop the following week! Psst, a little secret for the eagle-eyed readers ā€“ there are hidden treasures sprinkled throughout the chapters! Keep your eyes peeled for these sneaky surprises and enjoy the bonus rewards they bring!
4.9
854 Chs
Once, I wanted to be a good person

Once, I wanted to be a good person

Fang Ze transmigrated to a world filled with superpowers and became a police. Initially, he planned to carry out his duties diligently. However, by chance, he discovered that his true identity was actually a criminal who had been arrested. The police faked his identity and made him believe that he was one of them. Then, they utilized his remaining memories to solve the case and identify his accomplices. They had set up a huge operation and were ready to capture him and his accomplices at any time! Fortunately, he acquired a superpower called the Midnight Investigation Room. At midnight every day, he could conduct an investigation on a chosen target. During his investigation, not only could he hear the actual thoughts running through the head of his subject, he could also acquire different items based on the value of the information he collected. Some of the items he acquired included: a mushroom that could sustain its hostā€™s beauty forever; a credit card that allowed its users to loan from the future unlimitedly; a loyal assassin troop that lurked in the shadow; a demon eye that allowed its user to pry into the other world; a kobold that could learn and train with double efficiency on behalf of its master; seeds that could be attached to enemiesā€™ bodies to make them puppets; and tapes that could transform human bodies into rocks when applied. In order to resolve his crisis, he collected information and investigated the case while improving his ability and expanding his influence. Unfortunately, he uncovered an even bigger scheme after solving his case. This entire world turned out to be a scheme! Many years later, Fang Ze sat on the throne of the King of Darkness. Accumulated beneath his throne were the countless skulls of his enemies.
4.2
396 Chs
The Fat God System

The Fat God System

Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€” ā€œFAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......ā€ Hughā€™s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. ā€œ1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.ā€ ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€” Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ā€˜Barasā€™, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesnā€™t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, thatā€™s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.
4.4
212 Chs
What stories and jokes could motivate fat people to lose weight?
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2024-09-14 16:37
šŸ˜‹I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can motivate you to lose weight! - " After I Bound to the King's Red Envelope Group, I Ascended." The main character had transmigrated to junior high school and was relatively fat. He gradually lost weight by playing games and participating in activities. - " Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm Going to Lose Weight." In order to pursue Prince Charming and become a young lady, the protagonist resolutely decided to lose weight. He successfully lost weight by analyzing his physique and persisting in fitness. - In " Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart," the protagonist began to lose weight because her husband disliked her for being fat. She successfully lost weight through exercise and healthy diet. - In " My Wife Has Superpowers," the protagonist started to lose weight due to his inferiority complex. He successfully lost weight through system binding and exercise. - In " Picking Up a Wild Mountain," the main character started to lose weight because he wanted to start a new life in his hometown and fight for hegemony in the other world. He successfully lost weight through hard farming and exercise. I hope you like these novels!šŸ˜—~
What are the stories and jokes worth sharing to encourage fat people to lose weight?
1 answer
2024-09-14 16:31
šŸ˜‹I recommend the following novels to you: "I Have a Beautiful System": The story of a fat girl's counterattack against a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Let's see if this inspirational story can motivate you to lose weight. <All-rounded Shooting Guard>: The story of a basketball genius who suddenly became obese and returned to the game. Let's see if this teenager's inspirational story can inspire you to exercise? "Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm going to lose some weight": The story of a Chinese medicine descendant losing weight. Let's see if this fat man's weight loss story can inspire you to have a healthy body. "Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart": The story of a fat girl turning into a beauty. Let's see if this story of tireless efforts can motivate you to stick to losing weight? I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~šŸ˜—
What are some fat person horror stories?
2 answers
2024-11-13 03:47
One horror story could be constant fat - shaming in public. For example, a fat person might be walking in the park and have strangers make rude comments about their size, like 'Look at that huge person taking up so much space.' It's really disheartening and makes the person feel self - conscious and unwanted in public spaces.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
What are the common elements in fat person horror stories?
3 answers
2024-11-08 03:43
One common element is body shaming. Fat people often face mean comments about their appearance, which can be really hurtful.
Can you share some fat person horror story?
3 answers
2024-11-08 03:25
One fat person horror story could be about being constantly stared at and judged in public places. People might make unkind remarks or laugh behind their back. It's really horrible for a fat person to endure such disrespectful behavior just because of their body size.
Can you share any extreme fat person horror stories?
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2024-11-13 08:40
Sure. There was a case where a fat person was denied entry to a public event just because of their size. The organizers said it was for 'safety reasons' but it was clearly a form of discrimination. It made the person feel like an outcast and completely humiliated.
How have things changed in computer-generated person fat comic?
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2024-10-06 19:10
There have been significant changes. Computer graphics have improved, allowing for more realistic depictions of characters, including those considered 'fat' in comics.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
1 answer
2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
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2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
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