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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is the Meru origin story?
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2024-11-18 15:22
The Meru origin story varies in different mythologies. In some, Meru is considered a sacred mountain in Hindu and Buddhist traditions. It is often seen as a central axis of the universe, a place of great spiritual significance. Gods and celestial beings are associated with it.
Is Meru based on a true story?
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2024-10-10 19:59
It's not. Meru is a fictional creation, not based on real events or people.
Is Meru based on a true story?
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2024-09-29 11:49
Not really. Meru is likely fictional or inspired by various elements rather than being a direct account of real events.
Can you briefly tell the Meru origin story?
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2024-11-18 17:36
Sure. In Hindu and Buddhist traditions, Meru is a significant concept. It's often seen as a central mountain in the cosmos, with a spiritual origin related to the creation of the universe.
Which novel had the female lead, Teacher Meru?
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2024-09-21 20:23
I don't think it will meet your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description." The Teacher's Naughty " is a short story written by the author, Dream Whisper. The general plot of this novel is as follows: A beautiful teacher gave all her love to the little rascals in her class. She used her sincere heart and warm love to make her little rascals obedient and more lovable. Her life was ordinary but great… ---------------------------- " Falling in Love with an Intern Female Teacher " was a short-story novel written by the author, Starmoon River. The general plot of this novel was: When a female intern teacher moved in from the opposite side of the dormitory, my peaceful life became rich and colorful. Happiness and sorrow were born because of her. ---------------------------- " Teacher, Please Pamper Me " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Moonlight Sunning the Grain. The general plot of this novel was: In order to save a child, she died under the flying car of a rich second-generation heir. Unexpectedly, by chance, not only did she come back to life, but she also obtained a special ability and a good job as a high school teacher. However, when she happily stepped into the high school, she realized that this job was full of challenges. It depended on how the independent female teacher with special abilities used her brain and wisdom, and relied on her perseverance to fight against the heavens and the earth, fight against people, and fight for the sky. Love and career were both fruitful!/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// When she sobered up from her drunken stupor, she glared at a certain someone who was as shy and obedient as a sheep." I…I…Don't be angry…" A certain someone finally opened his mouth clumsily. "You…" she roared. "Of course!" A certain someone stared at her red face and quickly replied. " Bastard, go to hell!" As a teacher, she finally couldn't help but curse. Mo Junlie was stubborn and stubborn. He met her at the lowest point of his life. It was her who used her warmth and care to accompany him through the haze of his life, allowing his cold and hard heart to be influenced by her. When his youth receded, he became successful and glorious. He vowed to give her true happiness. He said,"Xylonate, can you just spoil me?" Xi Weiyan, the CEO of Xi Empire, a scheming schemer, a cool and charming man of high quality. He had come to find out her secret, but he had unexpectedly lost his heart to her. A tug-of-war between man and woman, attraction and anti-attraction, conquest and anti-conquest was launched between him and her. Who was the real winner in the end? He said,"You're just a woman. Is there any point in insisting?" He said,"I don't care about winning or losing. Little Fox, do you still want to escape?" Xi Weiyu-autistic and sickly youth, timid, sensitive and depressed. She was the one who had brought him out of the dark cage of his soul, allowing him to face the sun and become a confident and brave man. He said,"You will always be the fairy sister I admire the most, forever!" He said,"I already have the ability to protect you. I will never let you suffer any more harm." This article is a story of a black-bellied and wise female teacher versus a proud and arrogant young master. There is the cutest, purest, and most loving love between siblings, a fairy tale of a prince and Cinderella, and a story of a beautiful man pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger.######### The ending of this article is one-on-one. It's melodramatic, shocking, and infinite. There's also chicken soup for the soul. Please don't miss it! ---------------------------- " Female Primary School Teacher " was a novel written by the author, Human Lamp. The general plot of this novel was: From the perspective of a primary school female teacher, she looked at the work and life of a contemporary primary school teacher, the confusion of middle-aged marriage, the difficulty of professional title evaluation, the conflict with students and parents, the handling of the phenomenon of private tutoring, the exposure of extramarital affairs, the torment of divorce, and a series of other storms. She reflected the hot phenomena such as workplace contradictions, high housing prices, middle-aged marriage crisis, and so on. In each event, she felt the truth, kindness, and beauty of education, and called for the cherish of marriage life. ---------------------------- " The Missing Yu Fangfang " was a real-life novel about family and relationships written by the author, July Sweet Orange. The general plot of this novel was: The female teacher had gone missing. No one knew if she had been washed away by the Yellow River and enjoyed a peaceful world from then on, or if she had been kidnapped and hidden in a dark corner, isolated from the world from then on. Or if she had gone to a remote place and become a math teacher that she had always wanted to be. No one knew, and no one cared. However, Yu Fangfang knew where she was going and what she was going to do. ---------------------------- " I'll Teach You Not to Show Off " was a romantic, youth-themed, and school-themed novel written by the author, Blue Like the Sea. The general plot of the novel was: Bad fate, it was definitely bad fate. However, as the saying goes, once or twice, there was no need to repeat it again and again. Thinking of this, it was comforting. 。 She did not know that bad luck was coming one after another. Her infinitely fantasized beautiful teaching career had become quite miserable because of a problematic student. Since the department asked her to take care of a problematic student, she had to do her best. The book said that when dealing with children nowadays, one should use both carrot and stick. One slap and one sweet date, so it was best to show off before they met. She took a deep breath, controlled her emotions, and dialed the number. Kid, let me tell you, you'd better go to school in peace while you're still in school. Don't be so cocky outside the school. Don't think that you're great just because you have some bullshit capital. Do you think your charm is greater than Master Kang's? I don't believe that there are more girls who want to hit on you than Master Kang. So what if he was tall? Did being big mean he was powerful? Didn't the dinosaurs go extinct as well? "Hah, woman, have you said enough?" "Please address me as teacher. Thank you." Before the other party could finish, Liang Yashan hung up the phone decisively. That was good. The best way to deal with someone who drives you crazy is to drive him crazy too. ---------------------------- " My Demon-slaying Teacher and My Cute Student " was a light novel written by the author Bing Shenjue. It was an original fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: That day, I saved someone who should have died, so I was pestered by her and was forced to become her teacher. In the end, she even wanted to be like me, becoming a Demon Capturer, fighting demons, and protecting the world. I have no choice but to be her teacher for the rest of my life and protect my cutest student for the rest of my life. ---------------------------- " Teacher Shen " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Lu Xueya. The general plot of this novel was: He was young and promising. He worked hard for the cause of education and led the city's education people to overcome difficulties. He finally succeeded in creating a " strong education city ", but his lifelong event was delayed again and again. She was a talented and beautiful female teacher on the island. She forgot to eat and sleep for her students. Her love was boundless, and heaven rewarded her hard work. The outstanding entrepreneurs pursued her relentlessly but could not move her. However, the poor Director of Education had sparks of love with her because they had a common educational dream! Four female teachers with different personalities and four different teaching lives. Some people did not forget their original intentions and always adhered to their educational feelings. In the end, they reaped a double harvest of love and career. Some people were too ambitious and lost the integrity of educating people. In the end, they shed tears of repentance under the iron bars. [Reading Reminder: Realistic, people and things related to education.] Book friend group:769855957. ---------------------------- " Professor Si's Long-Distance Girlfriend " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Yan Dada. The general plot of this novel was: Weren't the teachers in the TV series all stern and stern? Why was the man in front of her so good-looking? He was so handsome that it made people secretly marvel. The professors in the TV series were all middle-aged men in their forties. They were fat and had beer bellies. However, why was the man in front of her tall and slender? He had perfect proportions and looked thin when he wore clothes. Lu Yan had watched all kinds of idol dramas since she was young. She had read countless television dramas and novels. She hated the long-distance relationship scenes in them the most, but why did the scene she hated the most happen to her? The first time they met, she treated him as a student and borrowed his meal card. The second time they met, she sat in on his class and became his rumored girlfriend. She became the number one love rival of all the female students and teachers in the school. The third time they met, he came to her city to look for her. When she was at her most wronged and helpless, he became the arm she could rely on. "The first time was an accident, and the second time was fate. Could the third time be fate? If you are my destiny, then I want to get close to you and grab you." "Lu Yan, I like you. Can you be my girlfriend?" That day was the most unforgettable day in Lu Yan's 23 years of life. His words were like a branding iron that was deeply engraved in her heart. ---------------------------- " The Wonderful Life of the Reborn Genius " was a romantic and youthful campus novel written by the author, Feng Wuyou99. The general plot of the novel was: Ning Yao's previous life was very dull, so she was prepared to be more exciting in this life. Hence, she accidentally had a beautiful husband. She accidentally gained both fame and fortune and became a winner in life. Hehe, it was wonderful! Do you want to see how the little loli Ning Yao will outsmart the devil teacher and reach the peak of her life? He clicked in. ( '◕¸◕' ).。
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2024-10-11 12:57
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2024-10-06 22:03
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2024-10-06 12:13
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2024-10-06 02:41
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