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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
3.5
601 Chs
Smith and Wesen: A Modern Blacksmith's Magical Reincarnation

Smith and Wesen: A Modern Blacksmith's Magical Reincarnation

"You're just a Nenner! A glorified blacksmith! You can't possibly stand up against a Zahler's elemental power!" "As if that'll stop me! A Zahler might have the elements under their control, but that won't matter if I have a Seigel-riddled weapon for every occasion!" ⬛⬛⬛ Wesen... the innate power within that allows a person to manipulate the world around them. While it sounded straightforward enough, Rouge still has a lot to learn if he wanted to harness it for his own benefit. Thankfully, being a standard guy with blacksmithing as a hobby had given him a headstart in the new pseudo-medieval world that he now found himself in. In fact, blacksmithing in general is an integral part of his new life and the Wesen-filled wonders that entailed it. It was a good thing too, especially since it would be the one ticket he had to get out of the servitude of the Empire that insisted on grinding him under its heel. With his newfound power of rune-like Seigels at his disposal, Rouge will take the Matheman Empire by storm as he builds his rebellion into a force to be reckoned with. He will ensure that his fellow Nenners will be free from the Empire's oppressive practises, and he sure as hell will do it if it was the last thing he did. Well, that, and he refused to live in a backwater medieval world for longer than he could manage it. His modern sensibilities demanded proper technology, and he was sure that even his half-complete understanding of modern science will give him the edge he needs to take on a literal continent-spanning Empire. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ UPDATES: Daily 19:00 JST Twitter: @ChellyArks
4.3
602 Chs
What are the key elements in Chuck D Smith's origin story?
3 answers
2024-11-15 18:52
One key element is his place of upbringing, which was likely in a community that faced various social challenges. This environment influenced his perspective. Another is his exposure to music, which must have been significant for him to pursue a career in it.
Tell me about Chuck D Smith's origin story.
2 answers
2024-11-15 11:46
Chuck D Smith, if we assume it's the famous one, his origin story has a lot to do with the 1980s hip - hop scene. He started out with a passion for music and a strong sense of social justice. Hip - hop was a new form of expression at that time, and he saw its potential to speak out against racism, inequality, and other social ills. His early days in the music industry were about building a platform for his voice, which he did with Public Enemy, and they quickly became one of the most influential hip - hop groups of all time.
How does the role of a pastor in a detective pastor novel differ from a regular detective?
1 answer
2024-11-10 06:20
The pastor in a detective pastor novel has a much more complex role compared to a regular detective. A regular detective focuses on facts, motives in a more worldly sense, and following the law to the letter. However, the pastor - detective is concerned with the spiritual well - being of the people involved. He might see a crime as not just a violation of the law but also a fall from grace. He may use prayer and religious study as part of his detective process. For instance, if there is a case of theft in the parish, he might look at it from the angle of what led the person to commit such a sin. His methods are often more holistic, taking into account the entire person - their soul, their relationships, and their place in the community, rather than just the act of the crime itself.
Who is Pastor Tim Story?
3 answers
2024-12-06 01:07
I'm not sure who specifically 'Pastor Tim Story' is as the name isn't widely known without more context. There could be many pastors named Tim. He might be a local pastor in a particular community or church that only those in that area are familiar with.
Tell me pastor stories.
2 answers
2024-10-25 08:31
One pastor story is about a pastor in a small village. He dedicated his life to helping the poor and the sick. Every day, he would visit the sick, bringing them food and medicine. He also organized community events to raise funds for the needy. His selfless deeds inspired the whole village to be more kind and helpful.
Is Pastor Tim Story married?
1 answer
2024-10-02 18:53
I'm not sure if Pastor Tim Story is married. Maybe you could check his official bio or recent interviews for the latest info.
Recommendations for Chuck fanfiction where Chuck gets amnesia
1 answer
2024-10-15 15:41
There are some great ones where Chuck's amnesia leads to unexpected plot twists and character developments. Try 'Chuck's Forgotten Past' for a start.
What are the achievements of Pastor Tim Story?
3 answers
2024-12-06 23:33
I don't have enough information to list his achievements. Maybe he has led his church in a significant growth in membership, but that's just speculation.
Are there any pastor erotic stories in literature?
1 answer
2024-11-24 17:24
I'm not aware of any so - called 'pastor erotic stories'. In most religious and cultural contexts, pastors are figures of moral guidance. Erotic content involving them would be highly unethical and not something that is likely to be part of legitimate literature or storytelling.
Tell me another pastor story.
3 answers
2024-10-26 21:25
There was a pastor in a big city. He noticed that there were a lot of homeless people on the streets. So, he started a project where he and his congregation would go out every week to distribute warm clothes and hot meals. They also provided some basic medical care. This simple act of kindness made a big difference in the lives of those homeless people.
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