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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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Porsche Cayenne
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2024-12-27 14:06
The Porsche Cayenne was an SUV model that was first unveiled at the 2002 Geneva-based auto show. The specific models are divided into five categories: Cayenne, Cayenne S, Cayenne TurboS, Cayenne TurboS and Cayenne GTS. Although the Cayenne was an SUV, it also had many characteristics of a sports car. The Porsche Cayenne was equipped with a 2.9T or 4.0T engine, available in a variety of configuration and versions, priced between 948,000 to 2,508,000 yuan. In addition, Porsche also introduced Cayenne Turbo-Gran Turbo-Gran Turbo The Porsche Cayenne was praised for its appearance, interior, driving performance, comfort, and custom-made features, but it was more expensive. Porsche also plans to launch an electric Cayenne in 2026.
Porsche Cayenne 2023 offer and pictures
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2024-12-26 10:22
The price of the 2023 Porsche Cayenne ranged from 923,000 yuan to 2,448,000 yuan, depending on the model and configuration. There were a total of 11 models on sale, among which the Porsche Cayenne 3.0T version received the most attention, with the bare car selling for 923,000 yuan. In addition, the price of a second-hand Porsche Cayenne fluctuated between 440,000 to 200,000, depending on the model and condition. Porsche Cayenne could be purchased in installments. Taking the 3.0T version as an example, the price of the bare car was 923,000 yuan, the down payment was about 270,000 yuan, and the monthly payment for 36 periods was about 19,000 yuan. The search results did not provide any information about the 2023 Porsche Cayenne.
Porsche Cayenne 2024 offer and pictures
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2024-12-21 10:57
The price range for the 2024 Porsche Cayenne was 948,000 to 2,508,000. The specific price might vary by region and configuration. As for the pictures, the search results did not provide any specific exterior or interior drawings.
cayenne
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2024-12-23 04:52
The Cayenne was a Porsche SUV. It was first unveiled at the 2002 Geneva-based auto show, and the specific models were divided into Cayenne, Cayenne S, Cayenne Turbo-based, etc. The Cayenne's air intake was mainly located at the front of the vehicle and was divided into two parts. The upper part of the air intake was used to provide fresh air to the engine, and the lower part of the air intake was used to provide air to the turbine. The Cayenne was equipped with a V-type 6-cylinder supercharged engine, equipped with an automatic manual transmission, with strong power and a comfortable driving experience. The manufacturer's guide price for the Porsche Cayenne was between 913,000 yuan and 2,438,000 yuan, and the market discount was about 50,000 yuan. The new generation of the Cayenne used the Volkswagen Group's MCBEvo platform and weighed about 2095kg. The Porsche Cayenne SUV will use a dual-motor power system with an estimated range of more than 300 miles (483 kilometers).
Porsche Porsche
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2024-12-23 17:53
Porsche was a German car brand, a luxury car brand under the Volkswagen Group. Porsche was famous in the world for producing high-end sports cars. Its main models included the classic rear sports car 911, the mid-seat sports car 718 (including Boxster and Cayman), the sports luxury four-door coupe Panamera, the luxury sports SUV Cayenne, the compact SUV sports car Macan, and the pure electric four-door coupe Taycan. Porsche was founded in Stuttgart, Germany, in 1931. Its founder, Ferdinand Porsche, was a famous designer who was well-known in the world of cars. Porsche plans to conduct an initial public offering in September 2022 with a valuation of up to $85 billion, making it the largest in Europe's history.
Porsche
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2025-01-08 17:13
Porsche was a luxury car brand under the Volkswagen Group, with its headquarters in Stuttgart, Germany. It was one of the main representatives of European and American cars, with many classic models, including the 911, Panamera, Cayenne and so on. Porsche's models covered different types of sports cars, SUVs, and sedans. It also launched the first pure electric sports car, the Taycan. Porsche has 138 designated Porsche centers in China to provide professional support and purchasing experience for Chinese customers. Porsche also provided smart and connected services, allowing car owners to enjoy navigation, voice leadership, track assistant and many other functions. You can find out more about Porsche models on the official website of Porsche China, including prices, specifications, and features. You can also make an appointment for a test drive and purchase.
Porsche
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2024-12-28 05:05
Porsche was a luxury car brand under the Volkswagen Group, with its headquarters in Stuttgart, Germany. It was one of the world's famous car brands and one of the main representatives of European and American cars. Porsche's main models included the classic rear-mounted sports car 911, the mid-mounted two-seater 718 (including the Boxster and Cayman), the sports luxury four-door coupe Panamera, and the luxury sports SUV Cayenne. Among the Porsche sports cars, the 911 TurboS was one of the most outstanding sports cars. It had a powerful twin-turbine horizontally opposed six-cylinder engine and a high-performance Porsche Doppelkupplung (PDK) dual-clutch transmission. Porsche also offers hybrid models and provides free home charger hardware for customers who buy these models. Porsche also offers approved pre-owned cars that have passed 111 standard tests and come with at least 12 months of extended insurance and roadside assistance services. Overall, Porsche was famous for its luxury, high performance, and innovative car design.
A short movie I saw a long time ago. A man drove a Porsche Cayenne and ended up with a woman he met at a KTV.
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2024-09-21 22:37
This was a very classic micro-movie plot that many people had seen before. This plot was often adapted into various types of novels, and one of the most common versions was about a man who met a beautiful girl in a bar or KTV. Their feelings for each other gradually warmed up and they eventually got together. This kind of plot is often used in novels because it can attract the attention of the readers and make them feel excited and curious. In addition, this kind of plot could also show the romantic and adventurous spirit of the man and the beauty and gentleness of the girl. Of course, this plot is not the only choice. You can also choose other plots. For example, the two people met through work or study, or met during a trip. The important thing is to make your novel's plot attractive and unique so that it can attract the attention and interest of readers.
Porsche Panamera
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2024-12-26 01:45
The Porsche Panamera was a luxury sports car with a fast starting speed. It only took 3.8 seconds to accelerate to 100 kilometers per hour, and its top speed was close to 310 kilometers per hour. The official guide price for the entry-level Panamera was 973,000 yuan, but this did not include the cost of matching. The exact amount of money needed to drive the Panamera depended on the individual's needs. For example, a special color of car paint would cost an additional 60,000 dollars, while a more advanced custom color would cost 136,000 dollars. In addition, Panamera had different versions to choose from, including the standard wheelbase, the executive extended version, and the SportTurismo. The new Panamera had been adjusted in terms of appearance, interior, chassis, and power configuration. The price range was 97.3 to 2.458 million yuan. Overall, the Panamera was a powerful, luxurious and comfortable car that was loved by Chinese customers.
Porsche Cayman
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2024-12-26 01:25
The Porsche Cayman was a two-seater, two-door sports car with a mid-engine and rear-wheel drive. It was the fourth car series launched by Porsche. It had several models, including the Caymans, the Caymans Black Edition, the Caymans S, and the Caymans R. The Caymans were equipped with different engines, such as 2.7L, 2.0T, and 4.0L horizontally opposed 6-cylinder engines. The Cayman's power transmission efficiency was very high, thanks to the 7-speed PDK transmission that Porsche was proud of. The Cayman performed well on the track, accelerated quickly and was a great driving pleasure. Porsche also launched a new mid-range sports car flagship, the 718 Cayman GT4rs, which had greater downforce, stronger power and lighter weight, providing an excellent driving experience.
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