April Fools Pranks Jokes

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

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‘Jika perpisahan ini terasa menyakitkan, kuharap kita tidak pernah bertemu ....’ ‘Aku masih menggenggam butiran-butiran cinta yang pernah aku dapatkan ....’ ‘Kenangan pertamaku melihatmu di bawah pohon sakura, kini menyisakan rasa pilu’ ‘Kau adalah orang yang bisa mengubahku, jari jemariku selalu ingin menggenggam tanganmu, mendekapmu, dan meraih tubuhmu ....’ Dan hatiku ini .... Hanya selalu ada untukmu .... ******************** Seorang gadis bernama Kisaki yang pintar dan memiliki kepribadian sedikit tertutup sering dibully oleh teman-temannya di kelas. Suatu hari seorang murid pindahan dari Tokyo bernama Yoshimura berusaha menyelamatkan Kisaki dari pembulian tersebut. Tapi nahas, dia malah terluka parah yang membuatnya terbaring di rumah sakit. Kisaki merasa bersalah telah melibatkan Yoshimura di dalam permasalahan hidupnya. Namun, Yoshimura sendiri tidak keberatan karena dia tidak tega melihat seorang gadis dirisak di depan matanya, dia menolongnya berdasarkan inisiatif sendiri. Semenjak saat itu Kisaki tidak dibully lagi, Kisaki yang tahu kalau Yoshimura adalah orang yang nilainya di bawah rata-rata mencoba mengajarinya sebagai balas budi karena telah menolongnya waktu itu. Keduanya pun menjadi dekat dan saling mengenal satu sama lain. Kisaki menjadi tahu kalau Yoshimura yang mukanya pas-pasan yang pindah dari Tokyo ini mencoba menyembunyikan identitas yang sebenarnya sebagai keturunan Yakuza dan dia mencoba pergi jauh demi menjalani hidup yang damai. ‘Dia ternyata laki-laki yang buruk,’ awalnya Kisaki berpikir demikian, apa bagusnya dari orang yang menjadi Yakuza? Tentu saja, dia sanggup melindungi Kisaki dari berbagai hal apa pun. Tak peduli meski darah Yakuza mengalir dalam dirinya ... begitu saling pandang, hati mereka selalu berdetak kencang. Kisaki juga tidak bisa menolak keberadaan Yoshimura yang telah menjadi pahlawan dalam hidupnya. Apakah ini yang dinamakan cinta pada pandangan pertama? “....” Catatan: Novel ini belum bisa dilanjutkan karena kesehatan Author semakin memburuk. Mohon doanya untuk kesembuhannya agar bisa melanjutkan ceritanya lagi, terima kasih.

'If this breakup hurts, I wish we never met...' 'I'm still holding onto the details of the love I once had...' 'My first memory of seeing you under the cherry blossom tree now leaves a feeling of sadness' 'You are the one who can change me, my fingers always want to hold your hand, hold you, and grab your body...' And this heart of mine... Just always there for you... ******************** A girl named Kisaki who is smart and has a slightly introverted personality is often bullied by her friends in class. One day a transfer student from Tokyo named Yoshimura tries to save Kisaki from the bullying. But unfortunately, he was seriously injured which made him lie in the hospital. Kisaki feels guilty for involving Yoshimura in her life's problems. However, Yoshimura himself didn't mind because he couldn't bear to see a girl being bullied in front of his eyes, he helped her on his initiative. Since then Kisaki has not bullied anymore, Kisaki who knows that Yoshimura is a person whose grades are below average tries to teach him as a reward for helping him that time. The two became close and got to know each other. Kisaki finds out that the mediocre Yoshimura who moved from Tokyo is trying to hide his true identity as a Yakuza descendant and he is trying to go far to live a peaceful life. 'He turned out to be a bad boy,' Kisaki thought at first, what's so good about being a Yakuza? Of course, he was able to protect Kisaki from anything. No matter how much Yakuza's blood runs through him... as soon as they look at each other, their hearts always beat fast. Kisaki also couldn't deny the existence of Yoshimura who had become a hero in her life. Is this what call love at first sight? “....”

Lucifer want to reach the top no matter what and in search for the pinnacle he gets reborn as Goblin prince. Follow him on his journey where he uses his manipulation, tactics, IQ and strong will to conquer it all

Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

In the year 2020 where every single person in the world is using mobile phones. And popular mobile games became the norm for entertainment. The arrival of a small meteor on Earth had created a small rift where it landed that grows bigger as time pass by. The world government investigated this rift but failed because no life forms can go near it. Any thing within 5 km that has life that approach it will instantly turned into ashes. Soon they made a breakthrough as it is possible for machine to get near on it. They sent a drone robot to enter the rift only to cause a major disaster because they accidentally trigger and open the rift making it a functional portal that connects to another dimension. The trouble did not stop their as unknown lifeforms started to appear from within. Saferu love to play mobile game at his phone until one day he wakes up and suddenly realize that an unknown mobile game appeared and when he tried playing it he was surprise because he was randomly drag to the unknown. System Status now Online Host discovered Now activating host Time and Space Landscape: "Welcome to the Kingdom of Fools" []Please Name your Kingdom ________[] []Please Name your System ________[] Saferu was still half asleep at that time so after giving a name to it without even thinking he went back to sleep. The next thing he knows is that he woke up in an familiar room and in front him was a huge body builder women who suddenly started calling him HUSBAND!.

#A SPACER STORY NOT OWNED BY ME I JUST WANTED TO SHARE IT SINCE IRT HAS BEEN ROTTING AFTER SPACER SITE WAS SHUT I WASNT ABLE TO CONTACT HIM SO IF HE CONTACTS ME I WILL REMOVE IT. # This is a sexual related story with lot of sublissive type of scenes so if not in to it dont bother. This is a story of character ryan who without his knowledge is being pranked for april fool by hyping the college babe by jack ( so called friend) that she is a submissive. check how the twist happens and his life turns upside down in sexual way

"Her protector. But who will protect her from him? If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer. He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminator Former Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------ Spoilt Obnoxious Bratty, I didn't care what anybody called me. Except him His taunts, words, jabs, and insults goaded me, turned me on yet chipped at my soul. Despite the impending and looming threat to my life, all I seemed to care about was proving him wrong, wiping that stupid smirk of his divine lips. He was drawing me in, dragging me to the fiery depths of hell and with my two wide and opened eyes, I followed. You know why? That's what Fools do for Love Book one in the #For Love series. The For Love series captures the essence of Love and what even the most unlikeliest of people would be willing to do for Love. Despite creating the cover image myself, I do not claim rights to the background picture and also to my character images. All gotten from pinterest. Thank you for Your time. Trust me, you're gonna love this story. ~Rahma.

This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.