Chip Puns

"Curiosity killed the cat." The sinister man raised the edges of his lips into a grin before injecting the girl's neck ruthlessly, leaving her unconscious. [Disclaimer: Rated 18 solely for the blood and gore scenes. Extreme torture and abuse scenes included, however, a warning shall be given at the start of such chapters and I will be briefly explaining everything for those who skipped the chapters with such content. Read at your own discretion.] **** Nancy Morgan was an average college girl who was bored of her little-to-none thrilling life and wanted something new. But what she got for that was not necessarily what she asked for. She got into a life-threatening accident. Roth Rogers, her family friend, inserted a chip inside her brain to save her. However, it attracted evil people to go after her. To protect her from the upcoming dangers, Roth appointed his adopted son, Samuel Rogers as her bodyguard. However, more than the people who were trying to abduct her for the cutting-edge technology, Nancy's curiosity rang for her bodyguard's mysterious life. Little did she know, her curiosity unlocked many secrets and troubles.... Like Immortality and artificial diseases. Trapped in a dilemma of science and immortality, Nancy must find out more about her bodyguard, and his connection with all of the mess. **** [Excerpt] "How come you have appeared at my house?" Samuel asked, ignoring her question. "And at such an hour? Are your parents aware?" He was bombarding questions at her after her system told her strange things. Nancy was irritated enough to break his neck, but she kept her composure. "Listen here, you little shit, the system is saying you're hurt. And that's what I asked you. Only I ask the questions here." Nancy clarified before jumping onto the bed, an inch apart from him, as she ran her hand from his shirt's collar to the first button. Who wears dress shirts in bed? Before Nancy could unbutton his shirt, he grabbed her hand with a frown on his face. "I do not know what your system told you, but I must clarify that I am not hurt," Samuel said before moving her hand aside. "Prove it, then," Nancy muttered. "The system says it's a thoracic injury. Show me that it's not." "Even if there is one, I believe you have nothing to do with it." Samuel backfired. Right. Nancy had nothing to do with his matters. But she was dying to remove that shirt from him. No, no! Not for any other business. She just needed to see if the gunshot wound was still there or not. "Which means there is a wound," Nancy said, trying to sound unfazed by his words. "I'll help you treat it." She stood up before walking over to the nightstand opposite them to get the first-aid kit. He watched her with narrowed vision, and she stared back from the corner of her eye. {Probability of survival : 50%... 60%... 65%} {The Wound shows signs of healing. Abnormalities detected.} {Platelet count: Normal.} {Platelet function: Faster than normal.} The system kept raising abnormalities from Samuel as if the system could've never guessed for such an existence. It made Nancy wonder, too. She was sure he was another invention. One way, or another… He was involved. [Note: All my novels are fictional. None of the characters and events have actually taken place.] **** Join my ded discord server: https://discord.gg/HsYbkZP29D Cover Artist: https://www.instagram.com/alina._.smthng/ **** Special Thanks to my mother for devising a name. I had been working on this for 2 years but I couldn't get a name. My mom asked me about the plot and I told her that it was complicated; That's when she said 'Dilemma' If you like complicated things, this is for you! Thank you for giving this a shot.

Brandon, a low-key yet superrich individual, undergoes a transformative experience, becoming a man with a chip serving as his heart, limited to a lifespan of only 98% battery capacity. Destiny unexpectedly unites him with Sienna, his rival girl, as they share a common goal. The catch, however, is that Brandon cannot physically touch Sienna, as her proximity risks depleting his limited battery power. Despite this challenge, as they navigate through various twists and turns together, a burgeoning love between them emerges. Now faced with the ultimate obstacle, they must find a way to overcome this unique predicament, holding onto the belief that love can indeed conquer all.

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

_________________________________________________ It's the year 2098 AD and Dan is living his best life, playing virtual reality games and earning millions but one day it all vanishes when he wakes up on a parallel earth in the body of a kid. It's the year 2068 AD and Dan realizes that he has travelled back in time but to a different earth where animals have become humongous monsters and people have superpowers. And now he has a chance to fulfil a wish that he never got to fulfil back in his old world, having superpowers. And to help him he has the AI chip from his old world which seemed to have mysteriously travelled with him to this world. ( It will be a kingdom building or kind of like a kingdom building with some conquering elements to it. But before kingdom building, there will be some survival and adventure which will be exciting.  Kingdom building will start from around 50 -60 chapters while survival and adventures will start from chapter 25. Support me by buying me a beer on buy me coffee. Here is the link: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Parzivall

Lairs have four major benefits for humans. The first benefit: the lair site can be developed for agriculture, livestock, and fishery. The products contain special energy that can be easily absorbed by humans. The second benefit: the lair comes with a variety of monsters. The bodies of these monsters contain special energy and can be processed into various items. The third benefit: the lair comes with a variety of heavenly treasures. This natural treasure can improve human qualifications and have a chance to let the person taking it to develop skills. The most important thing is that any difficult disease can be cured if you find the right natural treasure. The fourth benefit: is skill crystals. They almost could not be found in first-class lairs. They are likely to exist in the body of the second-class lair master. They are likely to exist in the body of third-class epic monsters. The higher the level, the more skill crystals will be produced. But again, the higher the lair level, the more difficult it is to beat it. But all of this seems to become a minor problem for me who has turned into a brain cell chip.

In a city called Garlem, where people lost their ability to perceive beyond what was given to them, a city as much as it was technologically advanced as it was decadent in its artistic side, Roger Garaldson, a young artist, finds himself trapped in a conflict he did not get to choose. Using a chip that allows him to mingle his consciousness with technology, Roger will have to dig deep into his city’s darkest secrets to unlock the full potential of his powers, and with that comes the ability to make the ultimate choice, to decide the future of the human mind. However, the cost of using his powers is his gentle and artistic side, without forgetting his potential brain damage. The battle for the human identity begins now.

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Stuck in the year 1204, with no way to get back to my time, I was plunged into a world vastly different from the one I knew. I have a valuable asset in my possession - an AI chip implanted in my brain, loaded with thousands of engineering books.

Earth Year 2200 A.C, humans have reached a new technological era. Dr.Alfred Ranford created the Genesis Chip,a chip that can turn energy to matter perfectly creating any type of matter in its database as long it has enough energy. A war for the chip started between the entire solar system. Brendan, someone from earth who got the chip,decides to detonate it to put a end to this war. What he don't expected is that the energy of the chip exploding somehow created a strange hole that sucked him to somewhere in space. Now Brendan with his pulse computer,pistol and chip has to survive in a strange world where people can fly with swords,have supernatural strength and live absurdly long.

(dropped) Altair Crown, a man who lived an average on his deathbed finds out he was a son of fortune but had his destiny reduced due to coming in contact with an unlucky item. But luckily gets to meet his familiar spirit who gifts him an Origin Chip that has processing of an entire planet and helps him transmigrate into another planet. Follow along our protagonist as he uses his chip to reach the peak of the multiverse. I am not a native speaker of English and as this happens to be my first novel do pardon pardon my grammatical/structural errors in the content.