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THE TAMING OF THE BIG BAD ALPHA BY HIS ENCHANTRESS-LUNA

THE TAMING OF THE BIG BAD ALPHA BY HIS ENCHANTRESS-LUNA

“Shut up!” He roared, as he tore my slave garment from my body in less than a second, leaving my body bare, except for my bra and panties. “Oh my…” He muttered devilishly with lust filled eyes, as he roughly grabbed the right cup of my bra, manhandling it as if to get a pre-feel of how the main softness will feel like. I had given up already, tired of writhing on the floor, tired of trying to wiggle out of his hold, and tired of pleading. What was the use? My legs were already held hostage in the confines of his own limbs, my throat was now sore, and all my plea fell on deaf ears. I shut my eyes tightly, already welcoming my cursed fate, when suddenly the door burst ajar. Who could that be? A savior or another foe? I opened up my eyes, already glazy with tears, and peered at the visitor. He was a man. A beautiful man. A beautiful, angry man. I couldn’t tell distinctively his facial features because of my tear clothed eyes, but even as I laid as dead underneath my assailant, I could feel his rage rolling over him like waves. “Who dares to interrupt my pleasure time? My assailant asked, about to turn his head way back to see who had been standing by the door, when suddenly, in a twinkle of an eye, his head went off flying from his neck, to the ground idly. And so, I screamed; especially as I felt his blood splatter all over my chest and face. But in my screaming and shocked state, I was still able to hear the first words of the man since he had stepped into the room. “How dare you to touch my mate?” He roared. ***** Olivera, the only wolfless girl in the Red Moon’s Pack was captured alongside her best friend by the deadliest pack in the entire region. While performing her slave duties for the new pack, she was almost raped by her taskmaster, but for the intervention of Raul, the Alpha of the pack, who is reckoned for his infamous curse, ruthlessness and womanizing traits. Journey along with Olivera, and see how a shy, seizure plagued wolfless girl tamed the big bad alpha, especially when it was discovered that she was a hybrid, the chosen world who would restore peace between the two supernatural realms at war.
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Bad news, funny jokes
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2024-09-17 01:21
The following is a humorous piece of bad news: One day, a boy walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and found a fly in the cup. He felt so disgusted that he got up and left the bar. A few minutes later, he returned to the bar to have another drink. He walked up to the bar owner and asked,"Do you have anything disgusting here?" I just saw a fly." The barman replied,"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to let you see that fly." We were cleaning the cup and it fell to the ground." The boy said,"Oh, that's good." But I still think that fly is disgusting." "Do you mean its behavior?" asked the bar owner. The boy nodded. "Yeah, I feel like it's flying all the time, like it's laughing at me." The bar owner smiled and said," You know, there's a market for boy flies. They're very popular, especially in bars." The boy asked in surprise,"Really?" What about me? I want to go to the bar too?" The bar owner smiled and said,"Of course you can go to the bar, but you can try to order a glass of fly wine so that you can drink with the flies."
Are there any good 'bad jokes' in Harley Quinn and Joker fanfic?
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2024-11-15 11:29
Well, it depends on what you consider a 'bad joke'. In a lot of Harley Quinn and Joker fanfic, the jokes often revolve around their chaotic and violent lifestyle. For example, the Joker might make a joke about his latest crime spree or Harley's failed attempts at getting revenge on someone. These jokes are 'bad' in the sense that they're not your typical light - hearted humor but rather a reflection of their immoral and crazy world.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
What are some common themes for 'bad jokes' in Harley Quinn and Joker fanfic?
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2024-11-15 14:03
One common theme is their relationship. Jokes about Harley being the Joker's 'punching bag' in a metaphorical sense, like the Joker saying something like 'Harley, you're so easy to manipulate, it's hilarious'. Another theme is their criminal activities. For example, making a joke about a botched robbery and how Harley's clumsiness made it even more of a disaster.
I've been in a bad mood recently. Tell me a few classic jokes.
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2024-09-22 15:06
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. 2. How can you get married if you don't experience being a scumbag? No one can casually become a mother. The more quiet the tree is, the more the wind blows, the more I love him, but he is not here. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a very ordinary person. Don't use your ignorance to challenge my authority.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
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2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
Celebrating the Jokes of Years
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2024-12-21 10:30
" Celebrating Years " was a drama series with a serious political theme, but there were also many funny moments and funny characters. In the movie, there were some scenes and dialogue that made the audience laugh. For example, when Fan Xian and the Second Prince first met, he thought he was very powerful, but in the end, he appeared very awkward. In order to escape Fan Xian's pursuit, Wang Qinian put on a tearful appearance, but then revealed his true face. The Second Prince wanted to show his respect for his brother, but he didn't understand why the Crown Prince was confused by his actions. There was also Guo Baokun, who confidently picked up people, but was told by Zhao Da that others were not allowed to enter the city. These jokes instantly brought joy and a relaxed atmosphere to the audience. In general, the jokes and funny scenes in "Celebrating Years" added some light elements to the series.
Celebrating the Jokes of Years
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2024-12-17 06:08
" Celebrating Years " was a drama series with a serious political theme, but there were also many funny moments and funny characters. In the movie, there were some scenes and dialogue that made the audience laugh. For example, when Fan Xian and the Second Prince first met, he thought he was very powerful, but in the end, he appeared very awkward. In order to escape Fan Xian's pursuit, Wang Qinian put on a tearful appearance, but then revealed his true face. The Second Prince wanted to show his respect for his brother, but he didn't understand why the Crown Prince was confused by his actions. There was also Guo Baokun, who confidently picked up people, but was told by Zhao Da that others were not allowed to enter the city. These jokes instantly brought joy and a relaxed atmosphere to the audience. In general, the jokes and funny scenes in "Celebrating Years" added some light elements to the series.
Funny it jokes and stories
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2024-11-03 09:46
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
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