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How Long Do Guinea Pigs Live

How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
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How do guinea pigs get mange?
3 answers
2024-10-17 17:38
Guinea pigs can get mange through contact with other infected animals or contaminated environments. Poor hygiene and a weakened immune system can also increase the risk.
Can guinea pigs live in a two-story cage?
2 answers
2024-10-05 03:22
Sure, they can. But make sure the two-story cage has enough space for them to move around freely, proper ramps or stairs for easy access, and good ventilation.
How do you treat mange in guinea pigs?
1 answer
2024-10-14 21:50
Treating mange in guinea pigs usually involves a visit to the vet. They can prescribe the appropriate treatment based on the severity. Sometimes, it could be a combination of medications and changes in the pet's environment for better recovery.
How do guinea pigs get mange mites?
1 answer
2024-10-10 01:31
Well, guinea pigs usually catch mange mites when they come into close contact with another guinea pig that already has them. Also, a dirty living environment or if the guinea pig's health is not good, it becomes more prone to getting these mites.
Do guinea pigs like two-story cages?
3 answers
2024-10-01 16:14
Some guinea pigs might like two-story cages as they offer more space to explore. But it depends on the individual pig's personality and preferences.
How to treat mange in guinea pigs effectively?
2 answers
2024-10-15 06:08
You can start by cleaning their living area thoroughly. Then, consult a veterinarian for proper medication. Usually, they might prescribe topical ointments or oral medications.
How to treat mange mites in guinea pigs?
2 answers
2024-10-12 03:59
To treat mange mites in guinea pigs, it's important to isolate the affected pig to prevent the spread. A vet can recommend appropriate topical treatments and possibly oral medications. Also, make sure to keep their diet healthy to boost their immunity.
Do all the pigs live in the 3 little pigs story?
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2024-12-03 22:32
No. In the well - known 'Three Little Pigs' story, two of the pigs die. Only the pig who built his house out of bricks survives the attacks of the big bad wolf.
How to treat mange mites on guinea pigs effectively?
1 answer
2024-10-10 19:22
Treating mange mites on guinea pigs involves a few steps. One is using medications prescribed by the vet. Another is regularly cleaning and disinfecting their cage and accessories. It's important to monitor the guinea pig's condition closely during the treatment process.
What causes mange in guinea pigs?
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2024-10-16 19:10
Mange in guinea pigs is often caused by mites. These tiny parasites can infest their skin and cause irritation and hair loss.
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