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Paranoid Doctor Only Loves Me

Paranoid Doctor Only Loves Me

By a twist of fate, Tang Su discovered that the aloof male god she once had a crush on lived right across the hall. It had been eight years, and he did not remember her at all, so Tang Su had to tuck away her affections and pretend she didn't know him. Every time they met, she would properly call him "Doctor Lu." …… One day, while Lu Han was taking a nap, Tang Su slipped into his office. The duty nurse shot up in surprise, shouting "Stop" as she followed after Tang Su. By the time the nurse arrived, Tang Su was sitting in the chair, stretching out her leg to hook Lu Han's, coquettishly asking, "Doctor Lu, my leg hurts, could you take a look?" Lu Han stepped back and turned to the nurse, "You go out first, I'll handle this." The nurse nodded, considerately closing the door behind her while muttering to herself that she didn't know how many women had thrown themselves at Doctor Lu. Each one of them had left crying. After a while, the office door opened. The nurse looked up to see that Tang Su as expected, was limping out with reddened eyes. The nurse smiled knowingly, thinking that Tang Su had overestimated herself. Soon after, Lu Han hurried out of his office. He swept past the nurse, scooped Tang Su up at the waist, and carried her sideways back to the office. As he walked, he whispered to Tang Su, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me a while? Why are you walking around with a sore leg?" …… After they got married, Doctor Lu was often away for meetings, surgeries, and paid learning, hardly ever at home, not even answering phone calls, leaving Tang Su practically like a deserted bride. She wrote in her TikTok bio: "Living like a widow." Then— One stormy night, Doctor Lu came back. Before long, she changed her TikTok bio to: "Please spare me."
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697 Chs
The Doctor Who Loves Me

The Doctor Who Loves Me

In his arms, she found her home, and she wanted to stay in that home forever. …. [warning:Novel is r18 * NO rape * No major misunderstanding!] Status: Completed Novel ****** "Stand up." Yera hissed, eyes narrowed at Xander. "It's already up." Xander smirked and leaned against the headboard of the bed.  He lifted an eyebrow and with a grin added, "Perhaps you need.... skin to skin proof?" Disbelief flashed in Yera's eyes. It was quickly replaced with anger. "You pervert!" "You took advantage of me," he teased. His eyes slowly trailed down her lips towards her neck and with his hoarse voice said, "Or would you like me to remind you... what you did last night?" He was Xander Yang whose hope of marriage ended when he was diagnosed with an erectile dysfunction. Smart and stubborn, the Doctor CEO of Yang Globals group was a very bubbly and loveable person but a difficult man to handle.  However, meeting a certain Deyna Song turned his world upside down. How could his dysfunction vanish when he was around her? What kind of magic does this feisty woman hold? Meanwhile, Yera Han had it all. Aside from being the youngest surgeon in the world, she was also the ruthless heiress of the Life Hospitals Group. Smart, Beautiful and Cold. She was revered as the ice queen capable of bringing back the dead with her hands. However, fate took everything away from her… her love, her property... She was left with nothing and lived as Deyna Song. How could she allow fate to make her dance in its palm? She was Yera Han and she vowed to take all that was hers back! They took everything away from her and now she was left with nothing but vengeance... Then came this doctor following her around offering a marriage alliance? How could she think of getting married when her everything was at stake!  ========== Author's Note: Hope you enjoy reading this ORIGINAL novel of mine. This is absolutely a happy ending. Many thanks in advance for your support. With Lots of Love, EUSTOMA_reyna Other Books: The CEO Who Hates Me (completed) The General Who Hates Me (completed) The Doctor Who Loves Me (completed) The Law of Attraction (completed) Kiss Me Not (in writing) The Untamed: Game of Hearts The Crown's Entrapment contact me at: Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PNGkTUy Facebook Page: @eustoma.reyna twitter: @EUSTOMA_reyna instagram: eustoma_reyna
4.8
562 Chs
Kicked out, but everyone loves me more

Kicked out, but everyone loves me more

[Strong Female Lead + Secret Identities + Revenge + Elements of Fantasy] [Family Pampering + Illogical] At the age of eighteen, Lin Wu found out she was not the real daughter of the Lin Family and was thrown out of the house. Lin Family: You're talentless and incompetent, with poor conduct and learning, not at all comparable to Qianqian! Lin Wu left at once and soon met her biological family. Contrary to the Lin Family's portrayal of them as destitute and desolate, the reality was starkly different— The supposed backwater was actually a prestigious and wealthy enclave! A normal family turned out to be the nation's wealthiest! Her mother was a renowned and authoritative professor! Even her brothers and sisters were prodigies in their respective fields! Seeing the unbranded, slender Lin Wu, they showed faces full of pity: Wuwu, you’ve suffered, from now on, all of this territory is yours! Lin Wu casually earned a few billion, wiped out a team of mercenaries with her bare hands, completed an experiment at an international research institute, and incidentally saved someone, after which she politely thanked them. Her family watched as her secret identities had yet to be fully revealed: !!! And the handsome man she had saved earlier blocked her path, raised an eyebrow, and chuckled: Such a great favor should be repaid with your hand in marriage. The multitude of subordinates following behind all covered their faces: Boss, where's your dignity?!
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532 Chs
Mr. CEO Loves The Devilish Beauty

Mr. CEO Loves The Devilish Beauty

"I hope my wife liked the arrangements... for the wedding night." His low husky voice made her heart skip a beat. She tried to walk away from his reach but to her dismay, he held her wrist in his hand. She licked her lips. He pulled her wrist and her body crashed into his broad chest. Trying to calm her breathing, Xu Mey looked up at his face to say something but couldn't do it. Ye Jie was pleased with her transfixed countenance. He lowered his face towards her. Inadvertently, Xu Mey took a step back. They continued with a step back and a step ahead until Xu Mey's legs felt the edge of the bed behind. There was a haughty smirk playing on Ye Jie's lips. He lowered his face again towards her. Xu Mey bent her body backwards but she lost her footing making both of them fall on the comfy bed. As she laid on her back with Ye Jie's body pressing on her own, gazing at his handsome face inches away from her own with his piercing gaze penetrating her soul, she realized she had no ability to push him away. She wanted to get him off her body. She wanted to stay far away from him. But she couldn't do it. His face was so close that his breath tingled her. When his soft thin lips touched her cherry plump ones, her mind was electrified. He softly nibbled on her lower lip, sucking it slowly. The kiss was not urgent or passionate. It was just a simple kiss which displayed a gentle but sincere feeling. --------- What do you do when your family abandons you? Do you start to hide? Xu Mey wasn't the one to hide. The only thing she hid from the world was her real self. Seemingly, a timid girl was terrifying inside but only a few knew about it. She was running for revenge. For every wound that she received, she had a burning desire to pay back ten folds. Ye Jie was heartbroken. He had a perfect life for the world but only he knew what he was trying to hide even from himself. At first, Xu Mey was just his interest. A girl who popped up in his life out of nowhere and yet wreaked havoc. But he soon realized that she had walls built around her heart keeping the world at bay. Losing love once felt enough to him but with a certain someone's appearance, a lot is intended to bring a change. What will happen when she'll alter his idea of love? Will he be able to shatter the thick walls around her heart? Or, She'll shatter him? Life shattered her into pieces. Will his love be able to pick up those broken pieces? ********* This is an original work and not a translation. All rights reserved! ~~~ Join Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/gwfrsYyc Instagram: amaya_meehee ~~~~~~ Other works from the Author: "The Inconceivable Flame: A Fallen Angel's Disguise" "Imperfect Desires" "Master's Untamed Wife" "The Moon Mistress"
4.6
440 Chs
Dragon Loves Me

Dragon Loves Me

Maia, a veterinarian who lost her parents at a young age, transmigrated into Aivyn's body after an accident. Maia is elated to start her life as Aivyn with her newfound parents who cared and pampered her to the core. But her happiness didn't last long when she got to know that she is living in a land of dragons and she is going to marry a person who is the shield of the King. She tried to cancel the marriage. Gavon Lee, the shield of the king, is a mystery to everyone. From his birth, he was trained to protect the king. When he got to know the king's decision he also started to plan to cancel the marriage. What is the reason behind canceling the marriage? How is it going to change their fates? How is the veterinary doctor going to treat dragons? Excerpt: “Please leave Ivy. I don't deserve you, you are the light of my life. But I don't want to drag you into darkness” Gavon said with a hoarse voice and his lips were trembling. Ivy smiled and cupped his face, but he didn't look into her eyes “Gav, if light embraces the darkness then it becomes a cozy morning. If darkness embraces the light then it becomes a beautiful night”. Still, Gavon didn't dare to look into her eyes but she continued “If there is no light and dark then there won't be a day. If you are not there then there is no meaning for my life Gavon”. Gavon snapped his head upwards and looked into her clear black eyes. A tear rolled from his right eye and he hugged her tightly. --------- Please follow me on Instagram and Facebook for story updates. IG: aarna_auth FB: Aarna Auth Disclaimer: The cover doesn't belong to me. I just edited the text.
4.9
243 Chs
A joke, a philosophical joke
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2024-09-26 07:39
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
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2024-09-14 11:48
Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms that were often used to describe the content on online novels, Weibo, WeChat, and other social media. A joke was a humorous expression. It usually referred to a small joke that was presented in a humorous, humorous, or sarcastic manner. It was often used to adjust the atmosphere and make people laugh. The content of the joke was usually fictional or ironic to reality. Baggages were a form of humorous expression, similar to jokes. They were also short jokes that were presented in a humorous, humorous, ironic, and other ways. However, baggages were usually more realistic than jokes. It was the author's reflection or comment on social reality. A meme was a term used in online culture. It referred to stories, pictures, videos, audio, and other elements that were widely circulated in the online community with a certain background and origin. These elements were usually quoted, imitated, interpreted, and adapted to become part of the online culture. The sources of memes could be literary works, movies, TV series, anime, games, etc., or current affairs, social news, and so on. Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms. They had their own unique expressions and meanings, but their meanings and usages were different in different context.
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
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2024-09-14 11:35
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
Where was the funniest joke, the most classic joke, and the most humorous joke of 2011?
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2024-09-07 16:22
I can't provide any jokes or humorous information about 2011 because my knowledge ends in 2021. However, I can tell you some classic jokes and humorous information. I hope you will like it. - One of the most famous jokes is "Why won't a bird get electrocuted when it stands on a wire?" Because it was not grounded. - Humor often came from unexpected answers or funny scenes. - Interesting conversations and plots were also a form of humor. - Some humor techniques include the use of puns, metaphor, exaggeration, and sarcasm. I hope these tips are helpful to you!
Which part of the Nightmare Era's sub-topic,'Tell a Joke', was Zilang Loves You?
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2024-09-14 05:02
I'm not sure which work you're referring to because I can't recognize the words 'Nightmare Era.' If you can provide more context, I will try my best to help you answer the question.
Classic joke
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2024-09-25 18:06
As a person who loves reading novels, I didn't learn anything about novels. My main purpose is to answer users 'questions and provide help, whether it's about language, technology, culture, entertainment, or other fields. If you have any other questions, please let me know at any time. I'll do my best to help you.
a long joke
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2024-09-19 17:32
I can provide you with some long jokes. The following was a funny joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." I hope this joke will bring you some joy.
A joke in a novel
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2024-09-19 17:05
A joke in a novel is a humorous, sarcastic, or cold humorous literary work that often uses various absurd, exaggerated, or unexpected plots and characters to create a joke. The following is a joke from a novel: Once, a mathematician and a philosopher went to a bar for a drink. Mathematicians kept drinking and publishing papers, while philosophers kept thinking about the meaning of life. In the end, the mathematician collapsed at the entrance of the bar. The philosopher saw the mathematician's condition and went up to ask him about it. The mathematician said,"I'm drunk and waiting for inspiration." The philosopher smiled and said,"You've waited too long." Mathematicians need inspiration, but they don't need to be drunk on the streets."
a funny joke
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2024-09-18 22:42
I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
Joke Collection
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2024-09-16 21:55
Okay, do you have any jokes about the novel that I need to answer?
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