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****WARNING: R18**** Nina was a normal high school student in Golden Oak School of the Elites. She belongs to the Bronze Class, where the students with the lowest ranks are. Golden Oak is known to be the school of the rich and famous. However, the Bronze Class is where the students who got admitted because of sponsorships or scholarships. Her family owns a small ramen shop near Northbay City Mall. Cross Realty Corporation was trying to buy all the land around the mall. They got almost everything except Nina's family business. Andrew Cross was the CEO of a shipping company as well as the next successor of Cross Realty. His father asked him to persuade Nina's family to sell the shop as part of his training as the heir. He belongs to the Platinum Class of Golden Oak College. When Andrew visited the ramen shop, Nina begged him to save her and her sisters from some gangsters who were asking his father to pay off his debt. "How much is it? I'll pay for it." He said. "Ten million dollars or we'll get these girls and sell them to the underground cartel." One of the men answered. "Please help us. Please save my sisters." Nina begged. It wasn't the first time they met, she's friends with some rich kids that he hang out with and met her there. She hated him. But he was the only person who could help them now. Andrew looked at the girl who was begging in front of her. Her face was tilted up looking at his face. Her hazelnut eyes were sparkling from tears. Her red plump lips has a small cut in the lower part and her left cheek was swollen. Did someone hit her? He gritted his teeth but tried to hide his reaction from her. She wasn't like the women he dated. She wasn't classy or sophisticated but there was something in her that mesmerized him. "How do you plan on paying me?" He asked. "I'll do everything you ask. I-I'll give you myself." She suddenly blurted. She was so innocent. She doesn't even know what was playing in his head when she said that. He brushed his hand to her cheeks and wiped the tears flowing from her face. "Then I'll buy you and your shop for fifteen million dollars. From now on, I own you. You belong to me." He said with a wide grin on his face. ******************************** **Book cover is mine. Please do not repost.** Illustrated by elkshan Contact me at skymaiden0319@gmail.com Instagram: authorsky_maiden Facebook: Sky Maiden FB Link: https://www.facebook.com/sky.maiden.121

Love? "That's possible man" I am utterly in love with a certain curvy beauty!!! He is BLAKE CROSBY, the most wanted bachelor in NEW YORK CITY Mouthwatering, powerful, Influential, very rich and have I mentioned Irresistible! Well he is literally every ladies crush! Blake had always believed love wasn't meant for him Not until HER!!! His Sexy PA

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NOT MINE- FOR READING PURPOSES ONLY In her past life, she had no one to rely on and died alone in jail. But now, she has been reborn, given a second chance. Got an heirloom. Activated a mystical Space Dimension. Studied medicine and became a genius doctor. Opened a clinic. Founded a company. Bought a house and land. Found her blood relatives. Her worth became higher and higher. Her fan club became bigger and bigger. “Young master, the Zhao family’s young master faked an illness and went to future young miss’s place for treatment. . .” said a servant. “Break his legs! Fail his organs! A fake illness? I’ll make him sick completely!” A man said. “Yes! But young master. . . what are you doing?” The servant said, confused. The man finished swallowing a bunch of expired pills and said, “I’m sick, gotta go find my wife for some treatment!” 1428 chapters (completed) + 8 extras Credits to Translator: https://mehtranslations.wordpress.com/portfolio/the-favoured-genius/

Rosie thought her life was getting better, that she would experience the fairy tale of living happily ever after. She thought the worst years of her life were over but the worse was yet to come. Rosie thought she had escaped from her past, that the past will stay in the past. But does it always do? But things from the past have a way of coming back to bite us in the ass. She was living a new life, with a different identity and a new place to call home. She was happy with her boyfriend and ready to build a home with him. But you see, the past always has a way of showing up when you least expect it to especially when you're having the time of your life, when you're at your happiest, thinking nothing could take it away from you, then it sweeps everything from beneath you. She was betrayed by the two persons, she trusted them must. Trigger warning: mention of SA

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“When the world you know is gone, what will you do? Will you fall or stand?” When the world suddenly plunges into a brutal war in the entire world, only a select few would be able to survive. Nuclear war, biological weapon, and other firearms are used to create the biggest damage all over the world. William was in Country V when the attack occurs. Trapped there, he met with many other survivors. “It’s hard to survive on your own.” Some formed groups, some stay alone. Even if they were nothing more than insignificant ants in the eyes of the powerhouse, they did whatever it takes in order to preserve their small lives. This is the story of the small civilians under William’s lead who are trying to survive against all odds. ... The name of the country is on purposely on alphabet because I don’t want to use real country nor making some complicated names… Join the discord to chat with the author and other readers: https://discord.gg/pBy2wGB ... Other novels: - Flowers Bloom from Battlefield [complete] - Under the Veil of Night [complete] - 7 Path of the Lilies [on long hiatus] - 1 Year of Beginning [complete] - Villain Lady [complete] - 2 Years of Restarting [complete] - Forgotten Legend of the Bloodied Flower [on going] - The Quiet Empress [on going] ... Follow me on IG: @sora100518

Without the bloodline of ancient mystical beasts flowing in your veins you can't be regarded as a true cultivator, as with only the power of bloodlines, could you possess a dantian to cultivate. But the inquisitive part of humans lead to several undlying paths, that forcefully carved dantians. Even with this, bloodlines still stood at the peak of power, and the rest of the world were meant to eat from their crumbles. But what if a path that could defer this chain, is what our protagonist, an handsome lad with flowing white hair decided to tread. The path of Sword and Bloodline.... ############ The cover of this book is not really mine, i found it on a site that offers free book covers

She is very sweet and quite childlike, has a different kind of innocence, while he is way too mature. She is too open minded whereas he is a very traditional man. She can make friends in a minute but he can't. She is an extrovert, while he is an introvert. She is shopaholic, while he hates it.She is too carefree and he is too cautious. She never thinks before doing anything and he thinks too much. Vidhi Singh Rathore and Shubhashish Singh Shekhawat are as different as chalk and cheese. But as they say that opposites attract ...Let's see if they can resist this attraction between them...

Tiberius thought he could live a comfortable life of debauchery. But then one night he fucked the Emperor's daughter and got drafted into the army. Watch as this kinky, sexual deviant slowly rises among the ranks of the imperial army, while slowly adding more Demi-humans to his slave harem. The story is full of politics, imperial reconquest, cat girls, incest and big breasts. (This story does not have NTR.) Setting: This is the first Historical Fantasy Smut of its kind. The setting takes place on a hypothetical late western roman empire on the eve of total economical, cultural and military collapse. In this Rome, Paganism was triumphant and Christianity is on the run, allowing cults and mysteries to run rampant across the empire, or what's left of it, for communication with the eastern roman empire has mysteriously ceased. Rumor has it that Constantinople has fallen. Chapter Tags: [Bad Ending] The chapter has been retcon out of existence because the MC reached a dead end. This chapter will always end in violence. [+18] This chapter contains at least one sex scene. [Plot] This chapter was made purely to extend the plot, but not to advance it. You can skip it, but you will miss out on the lore.