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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!
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Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

On March 1, 1999, during the old era, a gigantic six-winged creature with a bloodshot giant eyeball at the center of its six wings suddenly appeared over the land of Gaul, resembling an "angel" descending on earth! On January 27, 2000, during the old era, an enormous flaming giant, wearing a crown, emerged in the Arctic Iceland, standing hundreds of meters tall. The ice and snow melted, the earth collapsed, and the civilian casualties amounted to a hundred thousand! On February 13, 2000, during the old era, Mount Fuji erupted, and a colossal beast resembling an upright lizard emerged from molten lava. Three days later, the island of Honshu fell under its wrath. During the old era... In 123 during the new era, Chu Lingjun transmigrated into this terrifying world, but he possessed an electric eel clone. As the electric eel grew stronger, so did Chu Lingjun, and this electric eel could continuously devour and evolve without limit! As the body of the electric eel grew larger, reaching hundreds of meters, then kilometers, and even transforming into a dragon, Chu Lingjun's became increasingly powerful. The people around Chu Lingjun started to change their attitude towards him. His mother asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His relatives asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His friends asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Strange beasts asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Chu Lingjun was dumbfounded.
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Tell me an electric fence christmas story.
3 answers
2024-11-10 08:34
Once upon a Christmas, there was a farm with an electric fence. The animals on the farm were curious about the twinkling Christmas lights. One little lamb, not knowing about the electric fence, tried to get closer to the lights near the fence. As it got too close, it received a small shock from the fence. The lamb ran back to its mother, who then showed it the beauty of the Christmas lights from a safe distance. It was a lesson for the lamb and a unique Christmas experience on the farm.
What makes a funny electric fence story?
3 answers
2024-11-04 21:36
Unexpected animals getting shocked. For example, a wild turkey approaching the fence and getting a shock, then running around in circles all flustered. It's funny because it's so unexpected and the animal's reaction is comical.
What could happen in an electric fence christmas story?
2 answers
2024-11-10 09:10
Well, someone might accidentally touch the electric fence while trying to hang Christmas lights on it. They would get a shock and might drop the lights, causing a bit of chaos.
Can you share an electric fence funny story?
2 answers
2024-11-06 09:35
Sure! Once, a farmer installed an electric fence to keep his cows in. One curious calf didn't know what it was and walked right into it. The calf jumped back so fast, its tail was almost straight up in the air. It then ran around in circles for a while, as if it was trying to figure out what had just happened. All the other cows just stared at it, like they were laughing at the calf's silly behavior.
Can you share a funny electric fence story?
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2024-11-04 21:26
Sure. Once there was a farmer who had an electric fence to keep his cows in. One day, a curious little squirrel decided to test it. It ran towards the fence, touched it with its tiny paw and got a little shock. It jumped back so high and then just sat there chattering angrily at the fence, as if scolding it for giving it a jolt. It was really hilarious to watch.
Tell me a funny lawn mower electric fence story.
1 answer
2024-12-13 01:15
There was a gardener who had a brand - new electric lawn mower. One day, while mowing close to the electric fence that surrounded his garden, he didn't notice a small branch that was lying across the fence wire. As the mower hit the branch, it completed a circuit with the fence. There was a sudden jolt and the mower started to smoke a little. He was startled at first but then burst out laughing when he realized how silly the situation was. He had to call a repairman to fix the mower later, but the memory of that moment always made him chuckle.
What are some elements that make an electric fence funny story?
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2024-11-06 09:00
Surprise is a big one. Like when someone doesn't expect the shock from the fence and gets it. For example, a delivery man who thought the wire was just a regular fence wire and got zapped. Also, the reaction of animals or people after getting shocked can be really funny. A dog that jumps three feet in the air and then runs away barking.
Can you share the funny electric fence and lawn mower story?
1 answer
2024-11-03 15:56
There was this family with an electric fence around their property for security. Their lawn mower was a hand - me - down from their grandfather. One sunny day, as the son was using the lawn mower, he accidentally ran over the wire of the electric fence. There was a zap sound and the lawn mower made a funny noise and then died. The family all gathered around and they had a good laugh about it later. It became a story they told at family gatherings.
Fence, woman, dog, TV series, part one
1 answer
2024-12-31 15:56
The Fence: Woman and Dog was a Chinese drama series that aired in 1989. It was also one of the "Trilogy of the Village"("Trilogy of Women's Fate"). The play was adapted from Han Zhijun's novel,"The Four Fates." It told the story of Ge Maoyuan's four sons and three daughters-in-law in a small mountain village in the northeastern countryside. Among them, Tong Suo and Date Flower wanted to divorce, which triggered a series of family disputes and farce. The drama had a total of 12 episodes, with Tian Chengren, Wu Yuhua, and others as the main actors.
Fence, woman, dog, TV series, part one
1 answer
2024-12-27 10:10
The Fence: Woman and Dog was the first television series with a realistic social theme in the mainland of China. It was also one of the "Trilogy of the Village"(the "Trilogy of Women's Fate"). The play was adapted from Han Zhijun's novel,"The Four Fates." It told the story of Ge Maoyuan's four sons and three daughters-in-law in a small mountain village in the northeastern countryside. Among them, Tong Suo and Date Flower wanted to divorce, which triggered a series of family disputes and farce. The drama had a total of 12 episodes, with Tian Chengren, Wu Yuhua, and others as the main actors.
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