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Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Original Title ; 分手了, 别闹 Author ; 香芋奶茶 (Taro Milk Tea) English Translator ; PurpleLove666 Status in OOC ; 190 Chapters + 10 Extras THIS IS A PURE FAN TRANSLATION. I got permission to retranslate . Despriction ; The most f**ked-up separation in the world is that there is a baby in your belly when you break up with someone. Bo Yu draws on his cigarette , slowly puffing out the smoke , and looks at the little boy lying in the bed with deep eyes. Two years later , he finally comes back.

The four richest women in Tanzania face their downfall after the sudden airing of a podcast by an anonymous host who reveals all their past, dirtiest secrets. The country is overwhelmed by the news and eagerly wish for the brave host to identify herself. A month after the podcast is complete, the anonymous host's identity is revealed, together with news of her death by suicide. Later that day, her neighbor testifies to have seen a woman around the house at the time of the host's death which changes the direction of the case from suicide to homicide. The detective responsible for the case cuts it down to four main suspects; the four richest women. But only one of them is the killer. Stick around and find out who's guilty. ... Original story by: Maureen Nzungu. Written by: Maureen Nzungu. Instagram: _nzungu

You are so bored that you decided to check out this book. What else can be done out of boredom? Do you think that boredom can be a fundamental force of some sort? This story is about characters with boredom at the bottom of their hearts, about their actions and their consequences. "The joke doesn't really work when you take it seriously. Life is hard to manage when you think that it's priceless. Imagine that it's worthless as a pebble for a second. It's much easier to handle the pebble than the infinitely valuable treasure, right?" A.N: This novel has a complex and unique power system that I created by combining my favorite aspects from a variety of different genres with my imagination. Also I'm trying to make all of my characters enjoyable to watch, so don't hesitate and check out my work!

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Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

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Synopsis: In a realm where demons and humans once clashed, Omega, the demon prince and heir to the fallen Demon King, finds himself in an unexpected predicament. Following the defeat of his father at the hands of a hero who sacrificed himself, Omega's existence is anything but straightforward. Unbeknownst to many, Omega is not entirely himself. Through a mysterious twist of fate, another soul has been transmigrated into his body as a temporary punishment for their sins. This interloper, still grappling with their own identity and past, must navigate the complexities of Omega's world while concealing their true nature. Taking a daring risk to survive, Omega—or rather, the soul within him—immerses themselves in the human realm. They enroll in a prestigious academy within the very empire that once laid siege to the Demon Castle in the Abyssal lands, the once-proud domain of the Demon King. As Omega navigates the intricacies of human society and the challenges of academic life, they must tread carefully to conceal their true heritage and avoid the scrutiny of those who would seek to uncover their secret. Meanwhile, the specter of the Demon King's legacy looms large, casting a shadow over their every move. Will Omega be able to carve out a new path for themselves in this unfamiliar world, or will the weight of their past sins come crashing down upon them?