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Hero ! What a Joke !

Hero ! What a Joke !

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!
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Reincarnated into an Otome Game! First one to die is no joke.

Reincarnated into an Otome Game! First one to die is no joke.

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu
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Breaking Up , No Joke ( Myanmar Translation )

Breaking Up , No Joke ( Myanmar Translation )

Original Title ; 分手了, 别闹 Author ; 香芋奶茶 (Taro Milk Tea) English Translator ; PurpleLove666 Status in OOC ; 190 Chapters + 10 Extras THIS IS A PURE FAN TRANSLATION. I got permission to retranslate . Despriction ; The most f**ked-up separation in the world is that there is a baby in your belly when you break up with someone. Bo Yu draws on his cigarette , slowly puffing out the smoke , and looks at the little boy lying in the bed with deep eyes. Two years later , he finally comes back.
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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
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THE JOKE

THE JOKE

The four richest women in Tanzania face their downfall after the sudden airing of a podcast by an anonymous host who reveals all their past, dirtiest secrets. The country is overwhelmed by the news and eagerly wish for the brave host to identify herself. A month after the podcast is complete, the anonymous host's identity is revealed, together with news of her death by suicide. Later that day, her neighbor testifies to have seen a woman around the house at the time of the host's death which changes the direction of the case from suicide to homicide. The detective responsible for the case cuts it down to four main suspects; the four richest women. But only one of them is the killer. Stick around and find out who's guilty. ... Original story by: Maureen Nzungu. Written by: Maureen Nzungu. Instagram: _nzungu
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21 Chs
Himeros Massage

Himeros Massage

What is Himeros Massage? Brett Jackson knows Himeros was the Greek god of sexual desire, but how does that translate into a massage, and is he ready for whatever it might be?<br><br>After throwing his cheating and drug-addicted boyfriend out of his life, Brett spent a year believing celibacy was his best option. But his close friend Leo says Brett has checked out of life, and it’s time to return. He gives Brett a gift certificate for a massage. The only problem is, he won’t -- or can’t -- describe what a Himeros Massage is. He just assures Brett it isn’t a “rub and tug” kind of thing.<br><br>Meeting handsome massage therapist Aaron James, Brett decides to open his mind and see what happens. But can a massage really help him reclaim his life?
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12 Chs
The Greatest Joke

The Greatest Joke

You are so bored that you decided to check out this book. What else can be done out of boredom? Do you think that boredom can be a fundamental force of some sort? This story is about characters with boredom at the bottom of their hearts, about their actions and their consequences. "The joke doesn't really work when you take it seriously. Life is hard to manage when you think that it's priceless. Imagine that it's worthless as a pebble for a second. It's much easier to handle the pebble than the infinitely valuable treasure, right?" A.N: This novel has a complex and unique power system that I created by combining my favorite aspects from a variety of different genres with my imagination. Also I'm trying to make all of my characters enjoyable to watch, so don't hesitate and check out my work!
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14 Chs
joke clown

joke clown

just a place where I will upload nonsense jokes.
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10 Chs
Cupid's Cruel Joke

Cupid's Cruel Joke

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.
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15 Chs
My first massage

My first massage

how about a very long soothing massage? imagine coming back from your long shift, shoulders as heavy as carrying the whole world, your focus at zero because you are tired and have a terrible headache, your heels burning from the up and down, running down the corridors of the hospital from ward to ward. how about a very long full body massage? haven't you had enough of the ringing sound in your ears created by the forever ringing bells in the wards, the intercom, lay down, relax and be taken care of, this could turn out to be the one and only thing you have been missing your while life. it's just a massage, an innocent massage, you will just have to close your eyes and trust the masseur, don't worry the ointment is warm, if not drift to sleep then it's something else you might drift in, just don't fall in love with the poor masseur, he needs to be sane for the next customer. this is a porn short story, if you are not afraid to get naked and explore your body, then this is for you, as you will learn about fisting, double vaginal penetration, dildos, ass fucking, gang bang and public fucking. if the language is unbearable then the content will be a horror.
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9 Chs
Is the Tom Brady massage story true?
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2024-11-06 08:06
There's no way to tell if the Tom Brady massage story is true without more details. If it's from a reputable sports journalist or an official source close to Tom Brady, then there's a higher chance of it being true. But if it's from some unsubstantiated tabloid or an anonymous source on the internet, it's likely to be false or at least not entirely accurate.
What is the Tom Brady massage story all about?
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2024-11-06 08:10
I'm not entirely sure specifically which 'Tom Brady massage story' you're referring to. There could be various stories related to him getting a massage. It might be about his routine for relaxation during his intense football career, or perhaps a particular incident during a training session where a massage was involved in some way.
What is the 'robert kraft tom brady massage story' about?
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2024-12-01 10:57
I'm not sure specifically which 'Robert Kraft Tom Brady massage story' you're referring to. There could be various stories or events related to them. It might be a story within the context of their relationship in the sports world, like a locker - room anecdote or something related to their team dynamics.
Is the 'robert kraft tom brady massage story' a positive or negative story?
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2024-12-01 22:08
There's no way to know for sure whether it's positive or negative. If there were some unethical or improper practices associated with the massage, then it would be a negative story. But if it was just a normal part of their sports - related care and had good outcomes, it would be positive. It all depends on what actually happened in the story.
A joke is a joke
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2025-01-16 16:00
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
A joke, a philosophical joke
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2024-09-25 23:39
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
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2024-09-14 03:48
Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms that were often used to describe the content on online novels, Weibo, WeChat, and other social media. A joke was a humorous expression. It usually referred to a small joke that was presented in a humorous, humorous, or sarcastic manner. It was often used to adjust the atmosphere and make people laugh. The content of the joke was usually fictional or ironic to reality. Baggages were a form of humorous expression, similar to jokes. They were also short jokes that were presented in a humorous, humorous, ironic, and other ways. However, baggages were usually more realistic than jokes. It was the author's reflection or comment on social reality. A meme was a term used in online culture. It referred to stories, pictures, videos, audio, and other elements that were widely circulated in the online community with a certain background and origin. These elements were usually quoted, imitated, interpreted, and adapted to become part of the online culture. The sources of memes could be literary works, movies, TV series, anime, games, etc., or current affairs, social news, and so on. Jokes, jokes, and memes were all online terms. They had their own unique expressions and meanings, but their meanings and usages were different in different context.
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
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2024-09-14 03:35
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
Is 84 Brady a true story?
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2024-10-19 13:10
It depends. Some elements might be based on real events or people, but it's likely to have fictionalized parts for dramatic effect.
Was 80 for Brady a true story?
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2024-10-15 00:18
No, it wasn't. 80 for Brady is a fictional story created for entertainment purposes.
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