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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is there a Philippe in the Achewood Romance Novel?
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2024-10-24 16:01
I'm not entirely sure. I haven't read every Achewood story. There could be a character named Philippe in the romance novel within the Achewood universe, but without more specific knowledge, it's hard to say for certain.
Who could be good characters to pair with Philippe in 'the man in the iron mask philippe fanfiction'?
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2024-11-17 21:52
A strong - willed female character would be great. For example, a noblewoman who is also fighting for justice in the kingdom. She could be his ally and perhaps develop romantic feelings for him as they work together.
Tell the full story of Alessandra and Philippe.
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2024-12-14 21:24
I'm sorry, but without more specific information about Alessandra and Philippe, I can't really tell their full story. There could be many pairs with these names.
What are the possible relationships between Alessandra and Philippe in their full story?
1 answer
2024-12-15 02:39
They could be friends. Friends who support each other, have common interests, and share a lot of good times together.
What are the key features of Ghost Chairs by Philippe Starck in the story?
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2024-12-13 11:50
Well, the Ghost Chair's key features according to its story are quite remarkable. Transparency is the most obvious one, which gives it a unique and almost ethereal presence. It's also very adaptable in terms of its use. It can be used as a dining chair, an occasional chair in a living room or even in a commercial setting like a hotel lobby. The fact that it's made of polycarbonate not only gives it its transparency but also allows for a smooth, seamless design. There are no joints or seams that are overly visible, which adds to its overall clean and minimalist aesthetic. This chair has really set a standard for modern, simple furniture design.
Tell me the story behind Ghost Chairs by Philippe Starck.
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2024-12-13 03:17
The Ghost Chair by Philippe Starck is a very famous design. It's made of transparent polycarbonate. One aspect of its story is that it revolutionized furniture design by introducing a modern, minimalist look. It's so named because of its almost 'ghost - like' transparency. It can blend into various interior decors easily, adding a touch of elegance without being too obtrusive.
Tell me about Philippe Lacoste in 'The Upside True Story'.
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2024-12-04 20:04
I'm not entirely sure which specific 'The Upside True Story' you're referring to regarding Philippe Lacoste. There could be many stories or works with that title. It would be great if you could provide more context.
What role might Philippe play in the Achewood Romance Novel?
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2024-10-28 07:14
Philippe might be a sidekick who helps the main characters in their romantic pursuits. For example, he could offer advice or get them out of tricky situations related to their love lives. In Achewood, characters often have these kind of supporting roles, and it would make sense for Philippe to fill that niche in the romance novel part.
Is the movie 'Foreign Student' based on Philippe Labro's novel?
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2024-10-13 23:32
The movie 'Foreign Student' has its roots in Philippe Labro's novel. The filmmakers drew heavily from the source material to create the cinematic version, maintaining the core story and characters while making necessary adjustments for the medium of film.
What role does Philippe Lacoste play in 'The Upside True Story'?
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2024-12-03 05:19
Given the lack of details, Philippe Lacoste could play various roles. He might be a central figure who drives the plot forward through his character arc. For example, if it's a story about a business, he could be an entrepreneur making important choices that shape the story's outcome. Or if it's a more personal story, he could be a family member with a significant impact on the other characters.
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