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"Jia, let's do the papers tomorrow. Let's get married." She's too humiliated. How can he say it when his wedding with his best friend is already set? After that alcohol intoxication loses its power, he'll surely forget it. And tonight will just forever be a memory... The Synopsis Indebted to the man who accepted and loved her unconditionally despite her dark past, Jia vowed to give her life to Jim forever. She had no reason not to, Jim loved her and her son like his own. She thought she was over with Anthon, the man who caused her so much pain. Yet, one day, their path crossed again and her heart beat for him again. Torn between the sense of indebtedness and her own heart's desire, choosing then became so complicated. As both men were fighting for her love, who would she choose? Would she listen to the desire of her heart, or would she keep her gratitude? NOTE: COVER PHOTO FROM PINTEREST Credit goes to the artist.

"Teruntuk calon suamiku di masa depan, Aku mencintaimu. Aku ingin menjadi Ibu dan madrasah pertama untuk anak-anak kita kelak." -‐------------------‐‐-‐------------------‐‐-‐------------------‐‐-‐---- Hidup Thalita Afifa Assegaf berubah 180 derajat ketika Ia menginjakan kakinya pertama kali di Turki. Ia tak menyangka jika Ia akan betah tinggal di Kota Istanbul dan membuatnya akhirnya benar-benar menetap di Istanbul. Demi menghapus kenangannya di Jakarta, Thalita pun melabuhkan Kota Istanbul. Bertemu dengan Furqan Athagul, CEO Perusahaan provider seluler ternama di Turki. Ia adalah seorang Pria yang bisa dengan mudahnya menaklukan hati wanita. Ketampanan Furqan sudah tak perlu diragukan lagi di seantero Turki, gadis mana yang tak jatuh hati. ** Keadaan Turki yang carut marut karena pertikaian politik membuat banyak kerusuhan dimana-mana, imbasnya banyak para imigran di Turki yang harus menerimanya. Thalita pun karena satu hal harus bertransformasi menjadi Thalita yang baru. ** Mata Furkan tak bisa lepas dari wanita berbaju merah tersebut, wanita itu mengibaskan rambut lurus panjangnya dan melengos di depan Furkan. Furkan sangat yakin jika wanita yang Ia lihat adalah wanita yang sama, wanita yang merupakan mantan tunangannya. Ia benar benar terkejut akan perubahan wanita itu. ** "Sayang, maafkan aku... Jangan pernah ucapkan selamat tinggal! Aku tak pernah siap dengan perpisahan sampai kapan pun denganmu!" ujar Furqan. Thalita menitikkan air matanya. "Aku mencintaimu, tapi aku tak sanggup selamanya bersamamu! Selamat tinggal!" Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi dengan Thalita dan Furqan? **

Mimpi indah Putri langsung lenyap begitu saja saat ia memergoki tunangannya berselingkuh dengan wanita lain. Disaat dilema menyelimutinya, ia dipertemukan dengan pria asing yang begitu peduli padanya. Putri berusaha untuk mengembalikan keadaan dan membuat tunangannya kembali ke pelukannya. Ia bahkan berusaha untuk merubah penampilannya demi merebut kembali sang mantan. Akankah Putri mencapai tujuannya, ataukah ia akan jatuh hati pada pria asing yang selalu membantunya?

On the day I went to the hospital for an abortion, I met my husband holding his ex-girlfriend. That woman was just suffering from menstrual pain, but he was taking great care of her and being very gentle. He said, "I never thought of marrying you, so please behave yourself." He said, "You are just a scheming and fickle woman. How could you bear my child?" I sneered and decided to abandon him! After the divorce, that woman showed off their engagement ring to me. Then, I pointed at the man who had just walked into the hotel and said, "Let me introduce. This is my new boyfriend." Since then, this tycoon, who was only temporarily working as a doctor out of boredom, somehow got a girlfriend who had come to him for an abortion.

The Frost family needed their only child and son, Valentino, to find a girlfriend or even better, a wife as soon as possible and get married to her, it was traditional for everyone in the Frost family to get married at the age of twenty-five and he wasn't going to be an exception. However, Valentino had other plans when he met Alive Greenwood, who found it a pleasure in the job she does by acting as a fake partner, to people but only under contracted measures. They both are convinced that they can pull the act as a loving couple to his parents, while Alice gets her money at the end of the deal. But when feelings start developing as they both get to know each other, Valentino is convinced that Alice is his for the taking. But how would you convince a heart that has been locked away with grief, that there was more to life than staying in the past? Also when someone new comes into the picture to get in a contracted marriage with Alice like Valentino did, more stories begin to unfold. Read to find out if Valentino and Alice's love story, as they fight their way through betrayals that had locked their hearts at giving love a chance to work out. ****** " I will be filing a divorce with the both of you, I hope you cooperate with me once the divorce papers get to your doorstep. " Alice informed the two men standing so tall in her presence. "NO……!!!!!"They both looked at themselves, not so sure why they did that but they did it anyway. Alice almost choked at the echo of their chilly voices. But could not even make a sound and didn't know what to say or how to react to the response they gave her. Yeah, this is it.She could barely handle Valentino, talk more of having two grown men. ~~~ Email:NneNneuche84@gmail.com

"I reject you! Lucas Archer Farrow from the White Walkers Pack! From now on, I will be nobody's Luna but myself!" The youngest multi-billionaire Alpha in werewolf history turned out to be a woman. Leah Lewyn walked out of the airport in low profile and was immediately surrounded by hundreds of paparazzi. "Why did you reject your ex-husband, Alpha Lucas of the White Walkers?" a reporter asked. "Are you kidding me? I've got my own wolf pack to run and a gazillion-dollar fortune to inherit," she replied. "Is it true that you're currently having affairs with 8 young actors at the same time?" another reporter inquired. "Give me a break," Leah rolled her eyes and chuckled. "They're young aspiring contract models." She barely finished her words before someone walked out of the crowd and stated in a cold voice, "She is currently having an affair with no one else but me, her one and only ex-husband." "Miss Lewyn, I've got a wolf pack to run and a gazillion dollars as well. Why don't you come and be my Luna, so you can inherit my money?"

Love happened to be in the air but for him no love existed. He was in his late 30s but was totally engulfed in his work. It took time but destiny surely has never left anyone alone. He happened to be arrogant with a desperate heart dyeing for love. That one day in valley along borders totally took him out of what he was and spent his years in her love. She was an innocent teacher. Betrayals never let her hopes die for true love. Her belief and love for God made her meet him. The girl gave him tough time during the unexpected tour arranged by the destination for them. Sometimes in the valley and sometimes up the hills, she seemed him annoying and a caring one too. She was simple but colourful for him. The unexpected love in the valley arose in his heart for her. Finally they met but the hatred and rivalry among the two nations couldn't let her stay with him. He did his best to keep his love with him. The hurdles and misunderstandings couldn't apart them from eachother. They were meant for eachother. This was clearly written in God's destination book. Finally they lived their fantasy life in real but together. Love is not just making memories together and leaving eachother. Love is making memories but living together with pure heart and innocent care.

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Love can be a strange thing, how can you fall for someone who is not meant to be loved. Siya, an orphan who doesn't know her parents at all was taken by Leo, the underworld gangster. Being grown naturally strong she was the best in the team. Name it and she can be what you ask her. The best Spy, The best Shooter and what not but... not a lover she was not meant for it. Moreover, she had secrets which could ruin her family. Zane, an army officer, who always used his brain and never heart, he was kept kept unknown since he was also the best in the army force and was always sent for missions and aside from that a playboy. He had everyone around him and grew with love all his life. Never once went through something depressing or sad HOWEVER he was now on an adventure to hell which held nothing but betrayal. One night, his eyes fell on her, unknown that the two are enemies he couldn't help but be driven crazy by her attitude which could be said to be only an infatuation. "She was cute was all he could think." her small tiny frame appeared so frail to him that he at once believed she could never hurt anyone. He met her again and this time he decided to make her his.. He had come with terms with it that for the rest of his life it's going to be her only. He finally made himself into a one woman man. When he came to know he was shattered, his innocent love was all a sham, she kept him in dark was all what he could think of before determining his revenge. He felt his world crumbling as she laughed coldly and spouted: I never loved you. He could feel his heart bleeding inside of him and he stood still. Soon, Standing before each other, the two had their guns right at each other's head as ..... In the end what shall happen, the two enemies, will Siya and Zane fall in love or will they kill each other? NOTE: This novel is about two such lovers who have no way of getting together brace yourself to go on a journey of sadness. And also no cold and ruthless male lead but obviously a cold rude female lead. 2nd lead: Tom, the son of Leo and the stepbrother of Siya Myra, a mystery girl * no rape Currently: 3 to 4 chapters weekly. If get enough reviews: 5 to 6 chapters weekly. If get enough active readers and enough votes as power stones 1 chapter daily! Cover right: All right to original owner, and not mine. Instagram: Mayaauthor