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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
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Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

【showbiz】【Faceslapping】 Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.
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478 Chs
Tell me a funny zipper story.
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2024-11-20 03:34
There was a girl who had a brand - new dress with a long zipper at the back. She was getting ready for a party. When she was about to zip it up, the zipper just wouldn't budge. She called her sister for help. Her sister tugged at it a bit too hard and the zipper came off completely. Instead of getting upset, they found it hilarious and the girl ended up wearing a different dress to the party and told everyone the funny zipper story.
What is the 'rilakkuma zipper on back story' about?
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2024-12-08 11:09
The Rilakkuma zipper on back story often involves the unique design feature of having a zipper on its back. Rilakkuma is a very popular character. This zipper might be part of its design to give it a distinct look, or perhaps it has some fictional backstory like it was a way for it to store things in its back when it was first created in the Rilakkuma universe. But overall, it's also a cute and recognizable aspect of the character's design.
What can be a really funny zipper story?
1 answer
2024-11-20 08:30
Imagine a circus clown. His pants had a huge, colorful zipper. During his act, he pretended that the zipper was a magic entrance. He tried to 'open' it to pull out a bunch of handkerchiefs, but instead, the zipper got stuck. He struggled and made funny faces while trying to fix it, which made the whole audience burst into laughter. It was a total mess but also extremely funny.
Tell me a zipper dog scary story.
3 answers
2024-11-04 09:19
Once upon a time, there was a strange dog with a zipper on its back. One night, a little girl heard scratching at her window. She peeked out and saw the zipper dog. Its eyes glowed red in the dark. She was so scared that she hid under her bed. The dog then started to unzip itself, making a horrible zipping sound. After that, she never saw the dog again, but she always had nightmares about it.
Tell a horror story about a creature and a zipper noise.
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2024-11-27 02:41
Once, in a dark forest, I heard a strange zipper - like noise. I turned around and saw a creature with glowing eyes. Its body was covered in matted fur and it had long, sharp claws. As it moved closer, the zipper noise grew louder. I realized it was the sound of its jaws opening and closing. I ran as fast as I could, but the creature was quick. Just when I thought it would catch me, I found a small cave and hid inside. The zipper noise echoed outside for what felt like hours until it finally faded away.
What are the possible uses of a dog coat with a zipper on the back?
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2024-11-19 11:06
One use is for easy dressing. The zipper on the back makes it quicker and more convenient to put the coat on the dog compared to buttons or snaps. Another use is for adjusting the fit. If the dog gains or loses a bit of weight, you can easily zip it up or down a bit to make it more comfortable. Also, it can be used to attach accessories. For example, you could attach a small pouch to the zipper for carrying treats or a poop bag.
Tell a story about a dog coat with a zipper on the back.
1 answer
2024-11-19 08:40
A dog named Buddy had a unique dog coat with a zipper on the back. The coat was designed by a local artisan. It had beautiful patterns stitched on it. The zipper on the back was not just a functional part but also added to the aesthetics. Buddy's owner would often take pictures of him in the coat. One day, Buddy got lost while wearing the coat. Fortunately, a kind-hearted person recognized the unique coat with the zipper on the back and was able to return Buddy to his owner. Since then, the coat has become even more special to them.
Can you share a zipper dog horror story?
3 answers
2024-11-12 13:07
Once there was a dog with a zipper on its back. People thought it was some kind of strange experiment. At night, it would make creepy noises as if the zipper was about to open on its own. One day, a kid got too close to it and suddenly the zipper started to move. The kid ran away in fear. Nobody ever saw that dog again.
Can you recommend a novel called [Zipper Substitute]?
1 answer
2024-09-26 00:35
😋I recommend a novel for you,"Substitute Zipper". This novel was written by the author, Five Yaoyao. It belongs to the modern romance category of love and marriage. The plot revolved around what happened to the male protagonist in the hospital infusion room. The male protagonist was terrified when he saw the infusion needle, but was later misunderstood by the woman sitting next to him as the zipper was open. The story is light and humorous, and the emotions are exquisite. I believe you will like it. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What makes a zipper dog horror story so scary?
1 answer
2024-11-12 18:14
The idea of a zipper on a dog is unnatural. It's something that doesn't belong there in the normal world of animals. So, just seeing that image in your mind can be disturbing.
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