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Duncan Abnomar was transmigrated to a magical world. Most of the lands of the world had sunken, and the surviving humans could only live on islands. Due to an unknown reason, the world was also contaminated and strange phenomena and things would randomly appear. Humans had developed steam gear technology, and the islands were connected through boats. They survived by studying strange phenomena that happened all around the world. However, as the captain of a scary-looking ghost ship, Duncan was facing a huge challenge. "How the heck do I steer this ship?" Highly recommended by experienced editor: MC is transmigrated to a world mostly covered in water and far from civilization. He becomes the captain of the ghost ship, the 'Homeloss'. He steers through the fog and adventures through the broken world and the unknown deep sea. As he discovers the ruins of abandoned civilization, he would also stumble into the war between the strange phenomena and the devil gods. The story takes place in a combination of ocean and Chutly mythology world, a new and interesting background. It’s an attractive story to read due to the author’s sense of humor and mastery over the ambiance of the story. --------------- Another-style introduction: "On that day, a thick fog engulfed everything. On that day, he became the captain of a ghost ship. On that day, he crossed the dense fog and faced a completely overturned and shattered world – the former order was completely gone, and peculiar phenomena dominated the endless seas beyond civilized society. The island city-states and the fleets challenging the sea have become the only lights of civilization left, while the shadows of old days still lurk in the deep sea, waiting to devour this dying world again. But for the new captain, there's only one pressing question – Does anyone know how to sail this damn ship?!"

"Embark on an epic journey with Timothy, the protagonist of 'GINKEN: Sea Storm.' In a world engulfed by the infinite Vast Expanse, Timothy sails across the boundless ocean, fueled by the sole ambition to reach the colossal gate that serves as the portal to escape. Armed with extraordinary fire powers, he encounters a spectrum of allies and adversaries, each encounter shaping his destiny in this captivating tale of courage, magic, and the uncharted mysteries of the sea." - The narrative of this novel draws inspiration from the Japanese anime/manga series, One Piece. - The quality of the chapters noticeably improves from chapter 95 onward, extending to the latest chapters currently in development.

This is a story of a guy who loses everything, and then gets it back. Same old new world story, just a different kind of story teller. *** They took away our hunter tags. They had us grow our hair. They gave us a new brand, when we were over there. They staged us out of Dragur, East of the Olim Horn. I guess they call us Slaves, but no one calls us much anymore. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. Karn brought Sorrow. Pookie brought Fear. Milk brought the fly boys. They did work in Undia. I worked mostly clandestine. Some Legends I should not say. We played with better wands. I could use the extra pay. Did Mara give the order? Did venom pay the way? They said we were slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. This was before HALO, and Codex was king. Hej atop the rider, he never felt a thing. When our rider caught a spell, and both the mages killed. It pitched us over sideways on some cold Sylph hill. My back felt like it was broken, my legs I could not feel. I kept on slaying demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I never did heal up right from injuries sustained Officially in Torin, unofficially we train. I remember all their faces. They dream about me still. I guess I'm slaying demons, but it's kind of hard to tell. There no fun in killing. I don't want to do it anymore. I speak the cold logistic, that old boys speak so well. Veni, Vedi, Vici. I'll see you in Hel. Maybe it's bravado, or an unspeakable guilt. That village, they were demons, but it was kind of hard to tell. There is no fun in killing. I don't wanna to do it anymore. I've done plenty. What is one more? -Corb Lund *** Come guess me this riddle. What beats shire leaves and fiddle? What is hotter than pleasures touch, and whiter than cream? What best wets his whistle? What is clearer than crystal? What is sweeter than honey and stronger than steam? What will make the lame walk? What will make the dumb talk? What is the elixir of life and philosopher's stone? And what helped Pookie-Baba dig up a tunnel, that runs from Shalamanda to West-Torin? When you are digging a crater, It is the best thing in nature, for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys. Sometimes I wonder, if lightning and thunder, is made out of the plunder, of the reddest hiski and oils. *** If you can keep your head when all about you, are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too. If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise. If you can dream, and not make dreams your master. If you can think, and not make thoughts your aim. If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same. If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken, twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, and stoop and build them up with worn-out tools. If you can make one heap of all your winnings, and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss. If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew, to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you; Except the Will which says to them ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, nor walk with Kings, nor lose the common touch. If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you. If all men count with you, but none too much. If you can fill the unforgiving minute, with sixty seconds worth of distance, run. Yours is the World and everything that’s in it, and which is more you’ll be a Man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

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THIS IS A NOVEL WRITTEN BY: TurtleMe *** King Grey has unrivaled strength, wealth, and prestige in a world governed through martial ability. However, solitude lingers closely behind those with great power. Beneath the glamorous exterior of a powerful king lurks the shell of a man, devoid of purpose and will. Reincarnated into a new world filled with magic and monsters, the king has a second chance to relive his life. Correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge, however. Underneath the peace and prosperity of the new world is an undercurrent threatening to destroy everything he has worked for, questioning his role and reason for being born again. Author : TurtleMe

That day, the breath of the great whale dispersed the fog, and a new era arrived. Chen Qi accidentally transmigrated into the steampunk-apocalyptic game world of 'New Sun,' starting with the monstrous talent "Deep Sea Affinity," where ancient deep-sea creatures saw him as one of their own. Although he possessed the talents of a monster, as a transmigrator, he still maintained the original intentions of humanity, striving to level up with the firm resolve to become a world-renowned Monster Hunter. Finally, after his relentless efforts, the popular Dove Times sharply commented: "From the ancient deep sea, a scoundrel with evil bloodlines who threatens witches with tentacles, the arrogant lone Emperor of the Fifth, who aims to conquer the Witch Sea!" False news, blatant false news! Even though he grew tentacles, threatened witches, raised sea dragons, collected tolls, and sang the death chorus with sea monsters. He was truly not of any Deep Sea Ancient God's bloodline but a dedicated and responsible Hunter. Chen Qi cut down the fleet before him and earnestly clarified.

18+ (Dark Content) Liburan Tasia dan teman-temannya berakhir di luar dugaan. Tasia yang adalah gadis penakut, tidak pernah menyangka pertemuan dan niat baiknya terhadap seorang anak kecil di tepi pantai saat malam hari akan membawa hidupnya ke dalam kekacauan. Karena ternyata, anak manis itu adalah jelmaan pangeran siluman ular yang mendiami kerajaan goib di laut timur. .... Tasia menatap Hadyan yang tersenyum ramah padanya. Lalu air mata mulai menggenangi matanya lagi "Aku ingin pulang. Aku tidak mau berada di sini. Maafkan aku jika aku berbuat kurang ajar sampai kalian menangkapku, tolong lepaskan aku! Ku mohon!" Hadyan memijat keningnya sendiri "Kau tidak salah, Tasia. Aku membawamu ke sini, karena aku telah memilihmu untuk menjadi permaisuriku di kerajaan ini." "Apa? Permaisuri?" Ulang Tasia. Hadyan mengangguk "Ya, aku telah memilihmu sebagai permaisuriku. Jadi, mulai sekarang kau akan tinggal di sini bersamaku." Tasia menggeleng cepat "Gak mau! Aku tidak mengenalmu! Lagipula aku punya rumah dan nenek juga teman-temanku menunggu di sana. Aku tidak mau menjadi permaisuri mu. Aku mau pulang!" *** Mohon berikan support (Power stone, Komen, Review) kalau kalian suka ceritanya ya!! Trimakasih & Selamat membaca!! \^^/ Karya Lydia_Siu di Webnovel : - The Prince Of The East Sea (Tamat) - The Black Swan Behind (Tamat) Banyak quotes dan info menarik di sosial media author! Yuk difollow! Instagram : @author_lydia_siu FB Page : author Kalong_ungu / Lydia_Siu Twitter : @kalong_ungu *** Note tambahan : - Cerita ini terinspirasi dari tokoh, tempat, dan cerita mitos yang banyak beredar di Indonesia. Lalu digabungkan dan mengalami modifikasi sesuai imajinasi author. - Isi, nama, tokoh, dan lokasi dalam cerita ini tidak ada hubungannya dengan cerita rakyat/lokasi yang sesungguhnya.

COMPLETED (18+) Tasia and her friends' vacation ends up unexpectedly. Tasia who is a coward girl, never thought that the meeting and her good intentions towards a little boy on the beach at night will bring her life into chaos. Because, it turns out that the sweet little boy is the incarnation of a snake demon prince who inhabits a mystical kingdom of the east sea. .... Tasia looked at Hadyan who smiled kindly at her. Then, tears started to well up in her eyes again, "I want to go home. I don't want to be here. I'm sorry if I was too rude that made you people arrest me. Please let me go! I’m begging you!" Hadyan massaged his forehead, "You were not doing anything wrong, Tasia. I brought you here because I have chosen you to be my empress in this kingdom." "What? Empress?" Tasia repeated. Hadyan nodded, "Yes, I have chosen you as my consort. So, from now on, you will live here with me, forever." Tasia shook her head quickly, "I don't want to! I don't even know you! Besides, I have a home where my grandmother and my friends are waiting there for me. I don't want to be your empress. I want to go home!" .... Hadyan has to find a way to make Tasia his empress. But, he doesn't want to take her by force because he loves her. He has to come to the human world to make Tasia love him and finally want to come with him with her own will. Hadyan has to incarnate himself to be a human. But his plan doesn't go well when he finds that the human heart and life are not as simple as he thought. The price that Hadyan and Tasia have to pay to be together is too big. Can Love be their final answer? Two different worlds. Two different creatures. Can they become one? Tags for: Beast Love, Human x Demon, Monster Love, Monster x Human, Forbidden Love, R18+, Mystery, Mystical World, Horror Romance. *** Hello! If you enjoy this book, please don't forget to give PS , review, and comments. Thank you! ^^ Also read my other stories on Webnovel : - The Black Swan Behind (Beauty of Fire) - The Groom From Fairy Tale Get me on Social media : Instagram : @kalong_ungu_eng FB Page : Author Kalong_ungu English

[ BRONZE WINNER OF WPC_ 312 ] Wyatt Jacob, a young man who hated the profession he once loved as a marine biologist after being brutally castrated and sexually assaulted by a pod of dolphins, had lived his life with pain and suffering as an impotent man having no other choice than to continue his work as a marine biologist with the emotional trauma that now accompanied it to earn a living. But that was until he met the 'Happiness god' who granted him the chance to be reborn in the 'World of Tharcania'. A world filled with wonders and mysteries as 'a pirate; -'a prince exiled by his empire and thrown into the sea. Now given another chance to live his life with his little brother intact, Wyatt will sail the seas of the 'World of Tharcania', exploring its beauty and wonders with the various pleasures that came with it. ................................. Disclaimer! The cover is not mine and belongs to its respective owner. Found on Pinterest. .............................. P.S. Please show your support if you like this book.