thanks for adopting me funny

On a rainy night of July 15th, Qin Sisi brought home a shivering stray cat. Since then, her life underwent a profound change… "Come sleep with me." "No way!" "Didn't we always sleep together before?" "Back then you were just a cat." "I can still be a cat now." As the words fell, the tall figure vanished, leaving a black and sleek cat, lazily curled up at the head of the bed. Its deep, purple eyes slightly narrowed, it let out a lazy, adorable meow at her, “Meow…” Fan group: 817058766

New book launch! "Little Fortunate Treasure of the Farm Family: Breaking Boundaries". All investors are welcome! Brief Description: (Rebirth+ Farming+Magic Cave+Trashing Scum+Becoming Rich) Jiang Sanlang finds a newborn girl on the hill, and raises her as his own daughter. Not long after, his barren wife becomes pregnant with twins. Then, the Jiang family is showered with good fortune, gradually embarking on a road to wealth from being penniless. All the villagers are envious of the Jiang family's good luck and want to partake in the little Fairy Child's fortune. Yingbao waves her tiny hand: Come on everyone, let's go plant some gold and Xue'er. I guarantee you'll have enough food for a year, be rich in two years, and reach the peak of your life in three years. In the end, all the villagers do indeed become wealthy, much to the envy of other villages. Then one day, the family that abandoned the baby girl came to the Jiang family to demand their child back. The entire village is enraged, fists at the ready at the door: Bah! What shameless people dare to steal a child, they should taste some punches first. Yingbao dies, then reincarnates. She never imagined that she was actually a 'throwaway character' from a story, and all her experiences were engineered to drive the plot forward. In this life, Yingbao is determined to steer clear of the female protagonist and supporting characters, avoiding all storyline drama. She aspires to lead her adoptive parents and siblings to a good life, building a prosperous home.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Alice received an invitation from her friend Vanessa to join a new open-world VRMMO. Despite Alice's inclination to laziness, Vanessa's insistence compelled her to participate. "Hey, there's a skill that lets me create clones of myself," Alice mused, her interest piqued. "I absolutely need to get my hands on this skill." With a mischievous laugh, she contemplated the possibilities of having free helpers through her clones. *[Ding! Your Clone has practiced [Sword Arts] while you were offline. You've gained 1,231 experience points in your [Sword Arts] skill.]* *[Ding! Your Clone has been busy chopping down 2,567 trees and gathering 4,152 pieces of wood during your offline time. Your [Wood Chopping] skill has gained 5,321 experience points.]* *[Ding! Your Clone has successfully defeated 100 level 1 Slimes, granting you 100 EXP.]* While other players grappled with the challenges of surviving in the game's apocalyptic setting, Alice's clones industriously farmed resources in the nearby vicinity. "Hmm... What an intriguing game!" she thought, recognizing the unique advantage her clones provided. ==========================

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

If you knew you wouldn't be found out, would you steal three million dollars? Charlie and Oliver Caruso are brothers and they work in a private bank so exclusive that it takes two million dollars to open an account. There they discover an abandoned account, the existence of which no one knows and which belongs to no one, with three million dollars. Before the state keeps the money, they decide to appropriate it, without knowing that something they do to solve their existence will be about to cost them their lives.

Jinhyuk is a person who likes to immerse himself in the role of the Villains but there is one villain which he particularly hates, Reed Adeleheights Roton, the false final boss of the game. The one who created the Seven Disasters. The one who due to his inferiority complex led to his own doom. The one who turned a cute innocent girl into the monstrous First Disaster codenamed Cosmo. “If I was the Villain then I would have raised her a little better.” And thus God granted his wish and now he was the false final Villain Reed Adeleheights Roton, the creator of the Seven Disasters. How different would the world turn out to be now? I AM NOT THE WRITER AND TRANSLATOR!

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.