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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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601 Chs
Nicholas Vials: The Case Of Michael Vials

Nicholas Vials: The Case Of Michael Vials

A small yet significant society brought forth the story of Emberline. A con who has managed to secure herself as a nurse despite having nothing to qualify. And of Nicholas Vials, a well-groomed and slightly cheery boy who has vowed to uncover the mystery of his brother's gruesome murder. Soon, during his on going search, he grows up in deep love for Emberline. But love is easy to declare, and heavy to portray. And this love for each other is tested in every way because there are many to oppose this affair. As Nicholas embarks on the journey to find his brother's killer, Emberline finds herself lost and she comes across Baldwin, who is willing to do anything to protect himself and those he loves. A distance, no matter how many fortnights away, can never keep their attachment at bay, so only with resentment, are they kept away. And by conflict only, do we see their lives entangled again. A story that exists due to the fear of detachment, abandonment, and heartbreak. All of which are rooted in both fanciers. And all those who are brought together by this romance. After all, the best stories told are the actions that result from betrayal and revenge. ... Emberline lay still, her eyes widened in fear as he held her hand, gently caressing her palm. "I love your hands, whenever I touch them, I am reminded of my lifetime of victories" he paused, looking back to Emberline. "I adore your smile, it makes me believe I can make you happy," Emberline was visibly distressed, her eyes threatening to flood, "And I am mesmerized by your eyes," she stifled a cry as he passed her a gentle smile. It wasn't filled with his usual warmth, which was stiff and lazy. His smile was rather ominous, unsettling and lacked the charm she lived by. "But that is all I love about you," he said, his daunting declaration left a dent in her memory that she knew she couldn't forget, a cold ran down her spine as she gazed back at the man who once said he couldn't live a day without her.
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42 Chs
The Vampire Michael

The Vampire Michael

Michael lives far away from the city with his mother Asiya. One day Michael goes to the city and comes back. His mother is injured. I will be found and I will not be able to live anymore. I have been attacked by enemy vampires. After my death, this house was set on fire. Is and comes to the forest He starts reading the diary. Your father was a doctor. You know that a doctor and a scientist were also in this city. So your dad made a serum to get rid of vampires. When the vampire Agha found out, the vampire tried to kill your father. When he failed, Vampire Agha gave me a tour of my life so that I could get the serum from him with the magic of my love. I could not do that. Because I fell in love with your dad and he started liking me too. Then sometime later you were born. We were very happy. I told your dad everything. He told me that he was very angry with me. Why did I lie to him that I was a vampire? Then our son is also a vampire because you are a vampire. ۔ If you are a vampire and you are Michael's wax, then Michael is also a vampire. And when he turns 22, Michael will have the power of a vampire. Your father planned to get rid of these vampires to keep us safe Before your dad could do anything, he found out about Vampire Agha. He sent some vampires to kill me and your father and he wanted to take you away from us. Your father has killed these vampires. So your father decided to send me and you away from the city. I did it to protect you. Vampire Agha came from behind, I saw him, but Vampire Agha did not see me and you and then your father injected this serum and gave it to Agha. Agha was a powerful vampire, he was impressed. But that effect wears off in a few years. The rest of the vampires killed your father all at once because all the vampires were nothing without Agha. ۔ When you were ten years old I found out that Agha was recovering so I brought you to London and they will snatch you from me and kill you. Because you have been an intelligent child since childhood. Your eye level is higher than normal. You have never seen blood. You didn't look like a vampire, but you were 22 when we returned from London. One day you left Rome and left home at three in the morning. I was drinking water in the kitchen. You were a vampire when I saw you go. You are a vampire. No, it can't be I can't be a vampire. I am human. wax Don't be a vampire. I followed you. You were going to the forest and there you killed an animal and drank its blood. And then you came to your senses. You are a vampire, now you will remember everything that you did not remember in human form. Whatever you do now, you will know everything in the form of a vampire ..., don't forget that you are the offspring of a man You're a human, don't forget Michael ... and I knew that when we came from London, Vampire Agha was looking for us. I was about to tell you everything but I couldn't. Then that night I wrote in my diary. When I saw you as a vampire. I don't know if I can tell you if Agha Vampire found us or not he will kill me first because I betrayed Agha ... that's why I wrote diary ... if I die then you Will be transferred home. In the city, our hotel is in the city, then you all have to attend. Your dad had a hospital but I sold it and bought this hotel ... he was very sad in his heart. He picks up the diary, comes to the car, looks at the house which was now reduced to ashes, then gets in the car and leaves for the city. The daughter of a working woman falls in love with Bella and then marries Bella. One day they go on a honeymoon and the vampires attack them. And then Michael needs to drink human blood to fight them and Bella tells him to drink her blood Michael fights the vampire by drinking Bella's blood and heals Bella then they both come back. A son is born and he becomes a vampire and then after a lot of effort and treatment, he turns his son from a vampire into a human. ...
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14 Chs
Gary Michael

Gary Michael

In the bustling city of Port Harcourt, where the symphony of technology harmonizes with the rhythm of nature, a young man named Gary Michael embarks on a captivating journey. His fascination with the precision of gears competes with the unrestrained cadence of his athletic pursuits, creating a dance between two worlds. Port Harcourt's neon-lit skyline paints the backdrop for Gary's dreams of a future intertwined with mechatronics. As he envisions a world where circuits orchestrate progress, his footsteps on the track echo his unwavering devotion to the art of motion. Amidst the city's vibrant energy, an unexpected melody enters Gary's life—Jane. She becomes a significant chord in his symphony, a composition where love interlaces with the gears of ambition. Yet, beneath the glowing skyline, Gary's daring proposal to Jane leads to a different verse. Her gentle rejection casts a shadow on the once-bright notes of his ambitions. As the gears of his academic brilliance falter, transitioning from straight A's to haunting C's, Gary faces a crossroads. Heartbreak rewires the very circuits of his being, disrupting the delicate equilibrium between mechatronics and the sprinter's realm. Resilient in the face of adversity, Gary transforms setbacks into a crescendo, propelling him towards a new movement. The track, once a stage of personal conquest, becomes a path of rediscovery. The journey unfolds as a captivating melody, revealing unexpected harmonies in Gary's pursuit of reconciliation between love, ambition, and self-discovery. Port Harcourt anticipates the performance of a lifetime, where the sounds of gears and the rhythm of stride converge to create a masterpiece resonating far beyond the city limits.
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4 Chs
Who is Pastor Tim Story?
3 answers
2024-12-06 01:07
I'm not sure who specifically 'Pastor Tim Story' is as the name isn't widely known without more context. There could be many pastors named Tim. He might be a local pastor in a particular community or church that only those in that area are familiar with.
Tell me pastor stories.
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2024-10-25 08:31
One pastor story is about a pastor in a small village. He dedicated his life to helping the poor and the sick. Every day, he would visit the sick, bringing them food and medicine. He also organized community events to raise funds for the needy. His selfless deeds inspired the whole village to be more kind and helpful.
Is Pastor Tim Story married?
1 answer
2024-10-02 18:53
I'm not sure if Pastor Tim Story is married. Maybe you could check his official bio or recent interviews for the latest info.
How does the role of a pastor in a detective pastor novel differ from a regular detective?
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2024-11-10 06:20
The pastor in a detective pastor novel has a much more complex role compared to a regular detective. A regular detective focuses on facts, motives in a more worldly sense, and following the law to the letter. However, the pastor - detective is concerned with the spiritual well - being of the people involved. He might see a crime as not just a violation of the law but also a fall from grace. He may use prayer and religious study as part of his detective process. For instance, if there is a case of theft in the parish, he might look at it from the angle of what led the person to commit such a sin. His methods are often more holistic, taking into account the entire person - their soul, their relationships, and their place in the community, rather than just the act of the crime itself.
What are the achievements of Pastor Tim Story?
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2024-12-06 23:33
I don't have enough information to list his achievements. Maybe he has led his church in a significant growth in membership, but that's just speculation.
Are there any pastor erotic stories in literature?
1 answer
2024-11-24 17:24
I'm not aware of any so - called 'pastor erotic stories'. In most religious and cultural contexts, pastors are figures of moral guidance. Erotic content involving them would be highly unethical and not something that is likely to be part of legitimate literature or storytelling.
Tell me another pastor story.
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2024-10-26 21:25
There was a pastor in a big city. He noticed that there were a lot of homeless people on the streets. So, he started a project where he and his congregation would go out every week to distribute warm clothes and hot meals. They also provided some basic medical care. This simple act of kindness made a big difference in the lives of those homeless people.
Is the exorcism of Pastor Krause a true story?
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2024-10-12 15:29
Hard to say for sure. Maybe it has elements of truth mixed with fictional elements to make the story more compelling.
Who is Michael in 'the michael telling story'?
2 answers
2024-12-03 12:15
Given the lack of context, Michael could be anyone. He might be a local storyteller in a small town, known for his engaging tales. Or perhaps he's a character in a story within a larger narrative, like a character in a novel who has a story - telling role.
Share some pastor appreciation funny stories.
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2024-12-14 07:10
Once, a pastor was giving a sermon and accidentally tripped over a cord on the stage. He landed in such a comical pose that the whole congregation burst into laughter. Instead of getting embarrassed, he just laughed along and said, 'Well, that's one way to get your attention!'.
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