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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is Bart Simpson Smart in Fanfic?
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2024-10-29 04:27
Yes, in many fanfics, Bart Simpson can be portrayed as smart. Fanfic writers often like to explore different aspects of characters, and making Bart smart is an interesting twist on his traditional troublemaker persona.
Bart, Marge Simpson Fanfic: What are some interesting storylines that could be explored in a Bart and Marge Simpson fanfic?
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2024-11-26 04:25
One possible storyline could be Bart getting into trouble at school and Marge having to come to his rescue in an unexpected way. Maybe she uses her motherly wisdom to solve a problem that the school staff couldn't.
What is 'bart lisa fanfic' about?
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2024-11-12 07:31
Well, 'bart lisa fanfic' might center around the unique bond between Bart and Lisa. Maybe it's a story where they team up to solve a mystery in Springfield. For example, they could be trying to figure out who's behind some strange happenings in town, and along the way, their sibling relationship gets explored more deeply, like how they support each other and overcome their differences.
Bart Simpson as a Ballet Fan: A Fanfic Exploration
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2024-12-11 02:53
Well, a fanfic about Bart Simpson being a ballet fan could be really interesting. Maybe it could start with Bart stumbling upon a ballet performance on TV and being unexpectedly captivated. He might then start secretly practicing ballet moves in his room, trying not to let Homer or anyone else find out, fearing their mockery. This could lead to a whole series of comical and heartwarming events as he tries to pursue his newfound passion for ballet.
Write a fanfic about Bart Simpson and Milhouse
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2024-12-01 23:50
Bart Simpson and Milhouse were on an adventure in Springfield. One day, they decided to explore the old abandoned factory at the edge of town. Bart led the way, with Milhouse nervously following behind. As they entered the factory, they heard strange noises. But Bart was fearless. He said, 'Come on, Milhouse, it's probably just the wind.' Milhouse wasn't so sure but didn't want to seem like a coward. So they continued their exploration.
Is there a 'Bart Simpson Ladird Man' fanfic available?
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2024-11-14 04:18
I'm not sure if there is a specific 'Bart Simpson Ladird Man' fanfic available. There are countless fanfics out there, but this particular combination might be quite rare or might not exist at all. You could try searching on some large fanfic platforms, but don't get your hopes up too much.
What Makes Bart Simpson Smart in Fanfic?
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2024-10-29 01:09
In fanfic, his quick thinking can make him smart. He might be able to think on his feet and come up with solutions faster than others.
Are there any 'Bart Simpson is a girl' stories in 'The Simpsons'?
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2024-10-24 18:06
Well, in the official 'The Simpsons' series, Bart Simpson is male. But if we consider fan - created content, there might be 'Bart Simpson is a girl' stories. Some fans might do this to explore different character dynamics. For example, how would Bart's relationships with his family and friends change if he were a girl? They could also look at how society in Springfield would react to a female Bart Simpson.
How many issues of Bart Simpson comics are there?
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2024-10-04 15:56
I'm not sure exactly how many issues there are. It might vary depending on different series and editions.
Who are the most interesting characters to include in Bart Simpson fan fiction besides Bart?
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2024-11-08 19:49
Homer is a great character to include. His clueless yet loveable nature can add a lot of humor. For example, when he tries to understand Bart's latest scheme. Lisa can also be interesting as she is the intelligent and moral compass of the family. And Milhouse, Bart's best friend, can bring in the element of loyalty and shared mischief.
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