Ignoring Memes

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

"What's the use of all of this if you're going to cheat with me?" Malakas na sigaw ko sa asawa ko. "Because I'm already tired! I can't deal with this anymore! You can't give me a child. I wanted to have a family!" Sumbat din niya sa akin kaya nanggagalaiti ang mga kamay ko. "Pinagsasabi mo? Nanagako ka sa akin na ayos na tayong dalawa sa huli, hindi ba? Hindi ba? Ano ngayon?" "Iba na noon at iba na rin ngayon. Lahat ng bagay nagbabago. Pati desisyon ng tao. I'm sorry, Rich. But i can't be with you anymore. I love her, I love Tyla. She can give me a child, unlike you!" "So gan'on? Eh di sana hindi mo na lang ako pinakasalan! Sana hindi ka na lang nangako!" "I'm sorry, Rich. But let's get divorce." Pagkatapos niyang sabihin ang mga katagang iyon, tumalikod na siya nang hindi man lang ako binibigyan ng kahit isang sulyap man lang. "R...Red... Do-don't... Don't leave me, Red! Please don't leave me!" Mabilis kong habol sa kaniya. Hinawakan ko pa ang laylayan ng kaniyang damit para pigilan lang siya na makaalis sa bahay. "Ano ba, Rich? Hindi na kita mahal, hindi na ikaw ang nasa puso ko. Kaya tumigil ka na. Huwag mo ng saktan ang bawat isa sa atin." Naiinis na singhal niya. Pilit niya rin akong itinatakwil sa kaniya. Kaso patuloy kong hinihigpitan ang pagkakahawak sa laylayan ng damit niya habang ang aking mga luha ay patuloy na nagsisibagsakan. "Please, Red. Don't leave me. I can't. Ikaw lang ang nag-iisa sa buhay ko. Ayaw kong iwan mo ako. Please, Red. Don't..." "I said stop this nonsense, Rich. Let's divorce and love yourself. Huwag mo na akong hintayin. Huwag mo na akong pigilan dahil pagod na ako, Rich. Gusto kong magkapamilya!" Galit na sigaw niya hanggang sa maramdaman ko na lang ang pagtulak niya sa akin nang malakas palayo kaya napatumba ako sa sahig. Napatama pa ang aking siko sa lamesa pero wala man lang sa kaniya. Nagdiretso siya na umalis, walang baling-baling sa likuran. Nang makaalis na siya, lahat ng emosyon ko ay inilabas ko. Buong gabi akong umiiyak. Sinisisi ang sarili na lalaki ako. Hanggang sa magdesisyon ako na wakasan ang buhay ko. "No one ever loves me. How can I love myself?" Mahinang tanong ko sa aking sarili at blangkong nakatingin sa ibaba ng palapag ng building. "It's now over, if I k-lled myself." Matapos kong sabihin iyon, wala rin akong pagdadalawang-isip na tumalon sa mataas na building na ito. Pumikit at dinadamdam ang hangin na humahampas sa aking buong katawan habang patuloy ang pagbagsak sa ibaba. Ngumiti ako nang mapait sabay labas na naman ng luha sa aking mga mata. 'I'm sorry.' *** [Notice! Character Alrich Zane Falco has been awakened. The True Beauty has been produced. The Plot's Processing ... The Plot Completed] [Character Alrich Zane Falco's Mission: Giving Birth With The Protagonists Children] [Character Alrich Zane Falco's Mission: Taking Care Of The Protagonists Children] [System: Character Alrich Zane Falco has been isolated] [Notice! Wait for 6 years until the storyline ended] [Character Alrich Zane Falco's Mission: Giving The Children To Their Fathers After Their 5th Birthday] [Alert! Alert! The Storyline has been ruined]

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

Roma was born in an abnormal condition, where because of that condition, he couldn't use magic at all, unlike most other people who almost all of them could use magic. This condition also makes him always shunned by many people. However, an incident where he had to feel and experience a situation on the verge of death. Making him meet and get the power of the king from the past.

Mia A girl from a poor background, that lives in the village of the Kingdom of Scotland. Being pressurized by her mother to get married so she could live a better life, Mia disagrees and goes on with her single life by her mother's side Alex The Prince of Scotland, who doesn't like being the prince and prefers to be found as a peasant. He disguises himself and goes out to dwell amongst the villagers. Alex and Mia cross path and the start of a new adventure begin.

Death was somewhat a stranger to Celeste Valois, until she saw the walls of her home painted red with blood. Then death became a constant companion, a shadow looming over her. She just wished it would take her, take her like it had taken everyone she loved. But it seems like she has a destiny to fulfill , a kingdom to save , a monster to kill and lives to change. A long path of suffering lies in front of her, but she won't be alone. There's a grey eyed boy with a heart full of hatred , a boy who's smile reminds her of the the sun and a girl who looks for stories in the stars ; they say they'll walk with her. Or the story in which four traumatized teenagers save a country and realize that monsters are not born, they are created.

Beautiful Italy, the perfect place for a honeymoon... right? Destiny joins the tour group held by Bianca. But she isnt the only one. With serial killer Kore hidden amongst them, and finally a dead body, how will Destiny and Bianca escape. Detective Chiara Caruso, Constantine and Journalist Antonio, are hot on the trail....or are they? Is she Kore? Who's real and who is the imposter...? How do you run from someone you can't see?

In the depths of eternal existence, the sin of pride, a being that has endured for three millennia, languishes in the clutches of unyielding boredom. Driven by an insatiable desire for meaning and excitement, this embodiment of arrogance unveils a grand plan. Unleashing its formidable power, it engineers a daring and extraordinary gambit: to cast aside its timeless form and embark on a journey of reincarnation into an enchanted world brimming with sorcery and wonder. Born anew into this realm of unfathomable possibilities, the sin of pride takes on an enigmatic guise. Exalted by extraordinary abilities, it swiftly discovers an unrivaled talent for manipulating the threads of magic, a gift that echoes its intrinsic haughtiness and unyielding self-assurance. As pride intertwines with a realm teetering on the precipice of chaos, a tapestry of treacherous alliances, mythical creatures, and forgotten prophecies begins to unravel. Within this enigmatic tapestry, the sin of pride, reborn and relentless, becomes both a catalyst and a fulcrum for events that will shape the very fabric of this arcane domain. Yet, amid this unfolding tale of grandiosity and peril, an unsettling question emerges: Can the sin of pride break free from the shackles of its past and transcend the confines of its own arrogance? Will it rise above the pettiness and folly that defined its previous existence, or will it succumb to the ever-present allure of hubris, dooming both itself and this fantastical realm? ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// -Double sided mc -Try it guys, it'll be fun :D