Since the term 'dont with the zohan sex fanfiction' is rather strange and not a well - known concept in general. It could be that someone made a typing error and meant to say something else. If we assume it's about Zohan fanfiction related to sex, this is likely inappropriate and goes against the norms of most fan communities which focus on positive, non - explicit content related to the source material.
No. Firstly, the term is not a proper or recognized name for a normal piece of fanfiction. Secondly, if it involves sex - related content, it may be against the terms of service of most platforms and thus not be available to be found.
The movie 'Don't Mess with the Zohan' seems to be based on a true story of a person who has a dual identity or a complex life situation. It could be inspired by the stories of undercover agents or people who have to hide their true selves for some reason. Zohan's character, with his skills and his journey from one world to another, might be a fictionalized version of such real - life stories. Also, the cultural clashes and the way he tries to adapt in a new environment could be drawn from real - life experiences of immigrants or people in similar situations.
In the 'dont mess with an angel' story, it could be that there is a group of thieves who plan to rob a church. Unbeknownst to them, an angel is guarding the church. When they try to break in and steal the valuable items, the angel intervenes. The thieves initially laugh at the idea of an angel stopping them. But as the angel uses its powers to protect the church, the thieves find themselves in all sorts of strange and dangerous situations. Eventually, they understand that there are forces greater than them and that they should not have messed with the angel.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure which specific 'dont mess with an angel' story you are referring to. There could be many stories with this title or a similar concept. It could be about a person who has an encounter with an angel - like a human who tries to deceive or harm an angel in some way and then faces the consequences. But without more context, it's hard to tell the full story.
The main character is likely someone who has a reason to seek revenge. It could be a person who has been bullied, betrayed, or wronged in some way. As for other characters, there may be friends or allies who support the main character in their quest for payback, or there could be more complex characters who are not clearly on one side or the other, adding more depth to the story.