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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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I want to celebrate my remaining years in the original text
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2024-12-26 04:36
In " Celebrating Years," the original text " I Want to Be Above " appeared in the seventh volume, chapter 40. The specific content of the original text needed to be found in the seventh volume, Chao Tianzi, chapter 40.
Best Actor in a Martial Arts novel
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2024-12-26 04:36
Here are some recommendations for the best male lead in a martial arts novel: 1. Zhang Wuji from the Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre: Zhang Wuji was the male protagonist of Jin Yong's martial arts novel, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre. Without a master to teach him, he had groped his way through and mastered the ultimate martial arts technique, the Nine Yang Scripture, showing his extraordinary talent in martial arts. 2. Yuan Chengzhi in " The Blue Blood Sword ": Yuan Chengzhi was the male protagonist in Jin Yong's martial arts novel," The Blue Blood Sword." He had already mastered martial arts at the age of 18 and could fight the masters of the Golden Dragon Gang alone. 3. Wang Chao in Romance of the Dragon and Snake: Wang Chao was the protagonist of Romance of the Dragon and Snake, a novel written by Meng Shenji. He defeated all kinds of experts through practicing martial arts and became the strongest in the world. Please note that the above recommendations are only based on the search results provided. There may be other novels with martial arts prodigies that have not been mentioned.
Eight Desolates Dominator Legacy Mobile Game Forum
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2024-12-26 04:36
The Octoterra Dominator Legacy Mobile Game Forum was a platform that focused on exploring the endless universe and sharing the wisdom of players. On this forum, players could communicate with each other, share their gaming experiences and skills, and grow together. The forum provided a space to discuss the exploration of the Endless Universe. Players could find guides, new gameplay, zero-krypton guides, and other content about the legacy mobile game of the Tyrant. Both newbies and veterans could find useful information and suggestions on this forum.
Ultimate Tai Chi Sword, the simplest way to use the password
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2024-12-26 04:36
The easiest way to memorize the Ultimate Tai Chi Sword's password was to refer to the password guide to remember the order and name of each movement. The password simply described the name of each action, but the actual practice required a combination of specific movement techniques and body movements to complete each action. It was best to practice under the guidance of the Taiji Sword and gradually familiarize himself with and master the technique and process of the Extreme Taiji Sword.
The novel recommended plain marriage article ancient words
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2024-12-26 04:36
The following are a few recommendations for ancient novels about ordinary marriages: The Wife Is So Delicate, The Humble Couple, The Farmer's Little Girl, There's a Family in the Deep Green Mountain, Shu Ming, Little Happiness, The Flower Lady Is a Violent Woman, Mu Yucheng's Covenant, The Sinful Wife, The Road to a Spoiled Wife, and so on. These novels were based on the mundane theme of marriage, depicting the growth of husband and wife, mutual support, and the pursuit of happiness. They showed true and warm love, and were worth reading.
Where is Tokyo in the Northern Song Dynasty?
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2024-12-26 04:36
Tokyo in the Northern Song Dynasty was today's Kaifeng in Henan.
How many sons did the emperor have to celebrate his remaining years?
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2024-12-26 04:36
Emperor Qing Yu Nian had a total of five sons. The Great Prince, the Second Prince, the Third Prince, the Crown Prince, and Fan Xian (illegitimate child).
Is vomiting black water blood?
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2024-12-26 04:36
Vomiting black water often indicated that there might be upper digestive tract bleeding. The black water could be caused by bleeding in the digestive tract. The causes of digestive tract bleeding could include diet, medication, and disease. Dietary factors such as excessive drinking or eating black substances may cause damage to the gastric mucus. Drug factors such as taking non-steroid anti-inflammatory drugs or antipyretic analgesics may affect the gastric mucus and cause black stool and black water vomiting. Disease factors such as digestive ulcers and stomach cancer may also cause black water vomiting symptoms. However, the specific situation needed to be confirmed through a doctor's face-to-face diagnosis and related examinations. If you vomit black water, it is recommended to seek medical attention as soon as possible to determine the cause and receive appropriate treatment.
Celebrating the original novel
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2024-12-26 04:36
" Celebrating Years " was Maoni's original novel. It told the legendary story of a young man with a mysterious background, Fan Xian, who had experienced the trials of his family and the martial world. In the story, Fan Xian had unknowingly broken the current balance of the Qing Kingdom's officialdom. He had discovered that he was the Emperor's illegitimate son and learned that the Emperor was the murderer of his own mother. The story used Fan Xian's growth and Ye Qingmei's life as the main thread, depicting the changes in Qing Kingdom over the past few decades. The ending of the novel was that Fan Xian and Lin Wan 'er moved to the West Lake and controlled enough power to shake Qing Kingdom and Northern Qi. Fan Sizhe had become a great merchant in Northern Qi. Fan Ruoruo had traveled far and wide to practice medicine. Li Hongcheng had followed her with a thin horse.
The general content of the introduction to the celebration of the year
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2024-12-26 04:36
" Celebrating the Years " was Maoni's original novel. It told the story of the growth of a young Fan Xian with a mysterious background. In the story, Fan Xian gradually uncovered the mystery of his birth. He discovered that he was the Emperor's illegitimate son and learned that the Emperor was the murderer of his own mother. In the story, Fan Xian experienced the trials of his family and the martial world. With his literary talent and wit, he solved an unsolved case. His official career was smooth, and he eventually became a legendary figure. The setting of the story was set in the future feudal era. Qing Kingdom was one of the big companies, and Fan Xian was the illegitimate son of the Qing Emperor. The story also involved the open and secret struggles of other companies, as well as the love and hatred between Fan Xian and Ye Qingmei. Overall," Celebrating Years " was a story full of legendary colors. It depicted Fan Xian's growth and struggle under the special background of the Qing Kingdom.
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