cow memes

I'M A REAL MAN! Real note here: This series doesn't have a giga brain mc or anything like that and they will be smart, but at the same times fairly dumb too. The MC will basically be unable to keep a train of solid thought hence his stupidity. Second thing, reason why being^^ something something cow. Something something past life problems and head trauma equals something something something.

"Why." Despite being born with an expressionless face and an inability to express himself through the rest of him, Ye Shengtao was living a comfortable life. That was until he was snatched from his body and dumped into the body of a cow?!? Luckily (or unluckily?) the transmigration gods had some mercy on him. Ye Shengtao was given a system. Too bad it was the one thing that could annoy the life out of him. Now, faced with impending steak-dom, Ye Shengtao must struggle to find his way out and back home. Will he survive, or will he die a cow-ard!

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

HER MILK, HIS DEMANDS... Mallory never expected to break out of her misfit existence. When a lucrative study in lactation from a local university leads her to the man of her dreams, everything changes. At first, she isn't certain about being milked, but Doctor Hughes' firm hands quickly elevate her from inexperienced novice to willing human cow. Everything seems perfect at first, but her worries about money and unsatisfying careers are about to be replaced with other concerns. Mallory's breasts just can't stop growing. Meanwhile, Hughes' demands are expanding with her bust line. When an unexpected side effect of the Pi Lactate drug brings yet another change, Mallory and Hughes experience the ultimate shock. Can their budding relationship survive the demands of science, pregnancy, and submission? Adults only, 18+. An erotic novelette of over 8,000 words. This story contains electrifying scenes of milking, submission, and breeding sex.

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

Marcus was just passing through Texas when he met Kent. In his cowboy hat, low-riding jeans, and black boots, Kent looks like the type of guy Marcus desperately wants to love.<br><br>But two years later, he's discovered Kent is cold and distant, the quintessential American cowboy, and spends more time drunk than sober. Marcus can never predict his mood and blames himself for the flailing relationship.<br><br>Then, one day when Kent rides into town, Marcus finds a young runaway hiding in their barn. Luke is warm, loving, and quick to please ... everything Kent is not. Though the answer seems obvious, Marcus finds himself torn between the boy who demands his love and the man whose love he craves.

Tough tomboy Tabitha Conrad rides bulls and bareback broncs like a champ. In only her second rodeo season, she's headed for the finals. An over-protective older brother and his buddy sometimes take care of her a little too well. She's having trouble living up to the bold, bawdy reputation most cowgirls enjoy.<br><br>Wes Duncan lost his father and an older brother to bulls in the arena. Now he's working as a rodeo clown, determined to save as many downed riders as he can. He finds feisty little Tab immensely attractive but as his best friend's kid sister, she's off limits.<br><br>As much as he admires her spunk and determination, every time she comes out on a bull, he almost has a heart attack. What can he do to keep her safe? And if he gives in to his heart and his lust, who will keep her safe from him? Before they know it, Tab and Wes are caught up in a whirlwind of passion and misunderstandings. It takes a very close call to bring them to their senses and get Tab up for the ride of her life.

I am shaker of peoples, I am cat.