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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...
3.8
273 Chs
69 N’ Goul鬼
Season 1
Morn kunthea+meng lu

69 N’ Goul鬼 Season 1 Morn kunthea+meng lu

Number 69: 69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on each other at the same time in a way that looks like number 69. Long live France! Slang 69 dates back, if you can believe it, to the French Revolution. The term is found in a French work from 1790, Les catéchismes des putains, attributed to the revolutionary figure Théroigne de Méricour, who described a sixty-nine, or "sixty-nine" in French. English picked up 69 in the 1880s, with its numeric shortcut, 69, familiar in the 1970s. As long as there have been humans, however, there has probably been the practice of a 69. This is described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for example, as the congressional stance of a crow. The position involves different-sex or same-sex partners lying on top of each other - genitals or anus - at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their side or one on top. That is unless those involved take the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variations of the movement. If you are looking for more details from us, well, there are other websites for that. 69 is commonly referenced - and sneered at - in popular culture. R&B singer Rick James released "She Blew My Mind (69 Times)" in 1982, for example, and Bryan Adams 1984 "Summer of '69", which makes puns on the year of peace and love 1969. Rapper Daniel Hernandez is best known by his suggestive stage name, In the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where netizens comment "kindly" on just about any content online with number 69 (for example, poll shows 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Not that this is new. Almost all of us who know 69 make jokes every time we meet 69 in the wild, from phone numbers and jersey numbers to birthdays and license plates. Number 69: When angel number 69 appears in your life, it is a message from your angels regarding achieving your goals and fulfilling your potential. Angel number 69 can appear in different ways, so it is important to remain open to the messages that the Spirit sends to us. Angel number 69 is a sign from your angels that a cycle in your home and family life is coming to an end, which means another is just beginning. Ghouls: The ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid native to the pre-Islamic Arab religion, associated with cemeteries and consuming human flesh. In modern fiction, the term has often been used for a certain type of undead monster. Drinks blood, eats the dead, feeds on young children, seduces humans, morphs into an ostrich, steals coins. 鬼: Japanese folklore, a type of demonic creature often giant in size, of great strength, and frightening in appearance. They are generally considered to be of foreign origin, possibly brought to Japan from China with Buddhism. Cruel and malicious, they can nevertheless convert to Buddhism….
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157 Chs
Snow n' Starlight

Snow n' Starlight

First born princess of Goryeo is promised to Silla in marriage. What has begun as a promise between families becomes a pact sealed in blood when her betrothed is mysteriously killed. Now what binds Seol, the lady Ha In of Goryeo to Silla is a blood debt – to turn away from it would be to topple the country into irreparable chaos. Yet, her heart lies with another. Raised from obscurity of illegitimacy, fate of concubine - born last son of northern Kang clan rests on the emperor’s grace. However, being tasked with the guardianship of the imperial princess is the last of his worries. In the whirlwind of emotions that she brings along, it is not just his title that is at stake, but his heart and a secret that he had brought from a grave of a different time. Theirs is a fate from an age gone by, but a love impossible to attain. Theirs is a story written upon dying stars. *** From inside: The snow caressed him in a way she yearned to; fluttering against his lashes, tangled up in his hair. She has always felt home in north, in the valleys that filled themselves with her namesake and with this man beside he, arrows slung over his shoulder and laughter in his eyes. Silla and her betrothed would never take that place. Seol opens her mouth; it is now or never. “Don’t say it,” he cuts her off, a hand stretched out for a lonely snowflake to perch upon. It turns translucent against his roughed palm. “My hand isn’t made for snowflakes,” he sounds joyous, as he always does – when she is weeping within. His eyes remain resolutely elsewhere. “I’ve been summoned to the garrison,” he continues in that same flat tone. “My last duty here will be to deliver your highness to your betrothed.” She is unaware of the tear that has escaped, until an ice cold thumb brushes it off. “Don’t cry,” he says then and she sees the laughing spark in his eyes for what it truly is; longing. “It breaks my heart.” ***
4.9
141 Chs
Love N' Cheese

Love N' Cheese

She ain't no genius and only knows the language of fight, but what'll she do when fate decides to entangle her with a brilliant CEO of the company she works in? Would they make a match or would their secret love story will only get limited to 'close friends'? This sweet and spicy story consists of our protagonists Ayana, an ordinary office employee in disguise, and Eric, a genius cold hearted CEO of the company she works in. It was in the bar of an office party, when they both met each other for the first time. But as time progressed, their connections grew deeper and slowly things began to change. With Eric's help, she got to see the true face of her ex-boyfriend while he on the other side got to explore multiple emotions within his heart that he has been suppressing for so long. They were a perfect match for each other, but will that day ever come when they'll confess their feelings and truly become a couple? Unfortunately, the thought seemed impossible as what intervened within was their polar opposite world. While one shined bright in the sky, the other lived in the dark burrows underground. Will this relationship ever be called successful? Or just like her past, Ayana will once again have to suffer from a broken heart. Indulge yourself in this fluffy novel and explore the characters with your own thoughts. PS: this is a slow paced novel with very little R-18 scenes at beginning, but as the story progresses the steamy scenes will soon come to a rise. I request your patience. Note: the credit of cover goes to their respective artist(s) Please do leave some traces of your support, be it the PS/comments/etc. so that I know you are reading this novel Toodles! ฅ°(⁠^⁠ﻌ^)°ฅ
4.8
108 Chs
I, The Heavenly Destined Villain [l Am The Fated Villain]

I, The Heavenly Destined Villain [l Am The Fated Villain]

Gu Changge crossed over to the Xuan-fantasy world and opened the game with the hatred value of the exemplary protagonist and the son of qi luck. Not only did the female protagonist throw her arms around, but there was also the eye-catching treatment of noble guests. The best thing about this is that the strength of your own identity is higher than others, so it's not easy to step on a small son of luck? The system of harvesting all kinds of protagonists is also here? Gu Changge smiled faintly, it seems that this is to make himself go farther and farther on the road of the heavenly destiny villain! [Properly Translated] His clothes white as snow, untouched by so much as a speck of dust his handsome and unblemished face was calm, as if covered by a layer of mist. However, if one looked deeper, one would discover an indifference that cared for nothing. High above, gazing down upon all, his mind was unknowable. Immediately after Gu Changge realized he had transgressed into a fantasy world, the world’s protagonist, and fortune’s chosen, vowed to take revenge on him. Envied by all, he not only has the female lead head over heels for him but he’s also treated as a distinguished guest wherever he goes. Fortunately, Gu Changge’s prestige and power are superior to everyone else, so shouldn’t it be easy to trample on a mere fortune’s chosen? Hold on… There’s a system dedicated to milking and harvesting from the protagonist? Gu Changge smirked. “Seems like even fate wants me to fulfill my destiny as the Villain of this world!” Thanks to all readers! [Note: I'm not the author or translator of the novel, all l did was to copy and paste.] If all of you ask me why did I do all of this, then my answer is probably would be is I'm also a fan of this novel and l want to share it with everyone and provide myself to enjoy it You can help the translators through their following site: [Translated Version https://cyborg-tl.com/novel/i-am-the-fated-villain/]
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102 Chs
Vows Of Love (L&M #1)

Vows Of Love (L&M #1)

"Shravan. You are here" she asked cheerfully "What the hell are you doing?" "Relaxing! This is amazing. Like having your own shower in a swimming pool. So cool." "Get out of there right now." His icy tone slid off her, his unconcealed disapproval having no apparent effect on her exuberance. "Are you listening to me?" He asked again "I’m just cooling down. Why are you wearing a suit? Why did you change? Aren’t you slightly overdressed for the weather? It’s boiling." "I had a video conference. I was working. Get out of the fountain. Now." "Why? I like it here. And you’re very bad-tempered today. You should cool down" "I’m not asking you again." "Good, because I can’t stand nagging. If you want me out, you’ll have to come and get me." "Drishti" He called out in a warning tone Her fingers skimmed the surface of the water and her eyes met his. Something wicked gleamed there. Reading her mind he breathed in sharply. "Don’t you dare." "Are you going to come in and stop me?" The shower of cold water splattered his hair, his jacket and the front of his shirt, which promptly welded itself to his skin. "Are you crazy? This suit is silk." "Better take it off then, before it’s ruined." He did just that, shrugging the shrugging the jacket from his shoulders in a violent movement and saw her gaze slide to his damp shirt. Drishti let out a low whistle "Nice body hubby. Now why don't you get into the fountain with me" Drishti asked with a wink. ** Meet Shravan Maheswari and Drishti Singhania Shravan Maheswari, born with a silver spoon wanted to make a name of his own. A workaholic by nature ,his sole focus is on his company SM Groups. What will happen when trouble maker Drishti Singhania lands in his life creating chaos all around. Mind you, trouble follows Drishti or Drishti follows trouble? The question is still unanswered. Fall in love with them when these total opposites fall for each other. BOOK 1 IN L&M SERIES STAND ALONE NOVEL
4.9
86 Chs
What are some of the most terrifying experiences of funeral directors in scary stories?
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2024-12-01 02:04
One really scary experience is when a funeral director is alone in the morgue at night and feels a presence. It's not just a feeling, but things start to move on their own. Equipment gets knocked over, and they can't explain it. They start to wonder if the dead are angry or if there's some malevolent force at play. It's a very spooky situation for them as they are in a place full of death and often have to face these unexplainable events.
Is The Man from U.N.C.L.E. a True Story?
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2024-10-16 03:22
Definitely not. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is a made-up story. It's designed to captivate audiences with imaginative elements rather than being based on real events.
What is the nature of 'Me and Mrs Jones: A Love Story' by B.L. Wilson?
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2024-10-16 10:52
It's a heartfelt tale of romance and connection. The story likely explores the complex emotions and experiences of the characters.
Is 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' based on a true story?
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2024-12-01 01:24
Yes, it is loosely based on a true story. The Cold War era setting and the idea of secret agents from different sides working together have some roots in real - life events during that time of global tensions.
What is the circular story in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.'?
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2024-10-30 07:24
The circular story in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' often involves the continuous cycle of espionage and counter - espionage. The agents are constantly in a loop of missions, where one mission leads to another and they keep circling back to the same themes of international intrigue and power struggles.
Is The Man from U.N.C.L.E. based on a true story?
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2024-10-02 07:31
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is purely fictional. It's the product of creative imagination and not based on real events or people. The plot and characters are made up to provide an exciting and thrilling viewing experience.
Search for obituaries in West Virginia with the last name Story
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2024-12-05 02:41
You could also try contacting local funeral homes in West Virginia. They usually keep records of the obituaries of the people they've served. If there are any individuals with the last name Story, they might be able to provide you with relevant information. Additionally, local libraries in West Virginia might have resources such as local history collections or old newspaper clippings that could contain obituaries for the Story family.
How can one determine if obituaries are not true in a novel?
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2024-10-10 20:55
You might look for inconsistencies in the details provided or check for hidden motives of those reporting the obituaries.
Is 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' really based on a true story?
3 answers
2024-12-12 15:45
Yes, it is based on a true story to some extent. It was inspired by the Cold War era and the real - life tensions between the United States and the Soviet Union at that time. The movie took elements from the political climate, espionage activities, and the general atmosphere of suspicion and competition that characterized the Cold War.
What are the main characters in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Story'?
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2024-10-26 05:31
The main characters are an American spy and a Soviet spy. They are the central figures in the story.
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