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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What are the stories that boys milked?
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2024-12-06 13:20
If we consider 'milked' in a more metaphorical sense, perhaps 'boys milked stories' could imply that boys have stretched or exaggerated stories. For example, boys might add exciting elements to a simple story to make it more interesting when they are sharing it with their friends. It could also be that they are constantly drawing out more details from a story, as if they are'milking' it for all it's worth.
Are'milked romance novels' popular?
1 answer
2024-11-18 01:02
Not really. While there may be a certain group of fans who will keep buying any new addition to a'milked' series, in general, most readers are looking for fresh and original romance novels. When a novel is clearly being milked, the plots become repetitive and the characters lose their charm. So, overall, they are not that popular.
What is a'milked romance novel'?
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2024-11-17 19:16
Well, a'milked romance novel' might be one where the author or publisher tries to get every bit of profit from it. They might use the popularity of the initial concept or characters and keep creating spin - offs or sequels that don't really add much new value. It's like milking a cow for all it's worth, in terms of getting money from the idea of the romance novel.
What is the 'boys tickked and milked story' about?
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2024-12-07 03:12
I'm not sure specifically what this 'boys tickked and milked story' is about as the title is rather unclear. It could potentially be about boys having some sort of experience related to tickling and milking, perhaps on a farm where they are involved in milking animals and having some ticklish or fun moments at the same time.
What are some boys forced milked stories?
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2024-11-22 05:43
The term 'boys forced milked stories' is rather ambiguous. If we consider it in a more innocent context like a story where boys are made to help milk cows on a farm against their will in an old - fashioned or strict family - run farm situation. Maybe they were being punished or the family needed all hands on deck for some reason. Another aspect could be in a cultural or traditional setting where boys are expected to contribute to such tasks but they initially resist, leading to a story of their forced participation.
Is it ethical to write stories about forced to be milked?
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2024-11-19 15:00
No, it's not ethical. Forcing any creature to be'milked' in a non - consensual way involves exploitation and harm. Writing stories that might seem to promote or even just depict such non - consensual and cruel situations can desensitize people to animal abuse or other forms of unethical exploitation.
What are some stories about forced to be milked?
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2024-11-19 14:46
Forcing any living being to be'milked' in an improper or unethical way is cruel and not something that should be glorified in stories. However, in a more positive and ethical context, we can talk about dairy farming where cows are milked in a proper and humane way. For example, farmers usually follow strict schedules and use modern, clean equipment to ensure the health and well - being of the cows while getting milk.
Tell me a boys abductive and milked story.
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2024-11-02 04:22
The phrase 'boys abductive and milked story' is rather ambiguous. If we assume 'abductive' means abducted in a general sense, perhaps the story could be that some boys were abducted from a rural area where milking cows was a common activity. The abductors might have been interested in the boys' knowledge of dairy farming for some strange reason. The boys, though scared, used their understanding of milk production and dairy life to find a way to signal for help, like using milk cans to make noise or writing messages with milk on hidden surfaces.
What could a 'gay milked story' be about?
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2024-10-31 13:11
A 'gay milked story' could be about a gay man in a relationship where he feels like his partner is taking advantage of his kindness or resources, similar to how a cow is milked for its milk. For example, his partner might always ask for money or favors without giving much back.
Can you share a 'gay milked story'?
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2024-10-30 16:38
I'm not sure exactly what a specific 'gay milked story' refers to. It could potentially be a very unique or personal experience within the gay community related to perhaps dairy farming in a gay - owned or - run establishment, but without more context, it's hard to say.
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