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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is the Birkin origin story?
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2024-12-14 20:15
The Birkin bag has an interesting origin. It was named after actress and singer Jane Birkin. In 1981, on a flight, she sat next to Jean - Louis Dumas, the then - CEO of Hermès. Her straw bag's contents spilled, and she complained about not finding a suitable leather weekend bag. This led to the creation of the Birkin bag by Hermès.
What is the Jane Birkin bag story?
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2024-11-08 10:33
The story of the Jane Birkin bag is rooted in a chance encounter. Jane Birkin, a well - known figure in the entertainment industry, had an incident while traveling. Her existing bag was not very practical at that moment. Hermès noticed this and took it as an opportunity to create a bag that would be both stylish and functional. The resulting Jane Birkin bag has a unique design, often made with fine leathers and crafted with great attention to detail. It has grown in popularity over the years and is now a staple in the wardrobes of many fashion - conscious individuals. It represents a blend of luxury, practicality, and a touch of the bohemian style that Birkin was known for.
What is the story behind the Birkin bag?
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2024-10-14 22:53
The Birkin bag has a fascinating backstory. It became a symbol of luxury and status. Herm猫s crafted it with meticulous attention to detail and high-quality materials, making it highly sought after by fashion enthusiasts worldwide.
What is the sad story about Rowley Birkin QC?
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2024-12-14 06:32
Well, if 'Rowley Birkin QC' is a character in a particular book or movie, I haven't come across it. It could be that he had some sort of personal tragedy like losing a loved one, or perhaps his career in the QC (Queen's Counsel) field took a nosedive due to some unethical accusations or political intrigue. But again, this is all speculation without more details.
What are the key elements in the Jane Birkin bag story?
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2024-11-08 13:22
One key element is the encounter between Jane Birkin and the Hermès representative. Another is the problem with her original bag that led to the idea of a new design. Also, the fact that it was named after her is important.
What is the 'Rowley Birkin Sad Story' all about?
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2024-10-29 11:46
I'm not sure specifically which 'Rowley Birkin Sad Story' you are referring to. There could be many stories with that name. It might be about a person named Rowley Birkin who had some misfortunes in life, like losing a loved one, facing financial hardships or having a relationship go wrong.
Tell me more about the Birkin origin story in detail.
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2024-12-15 07:41
The Birkin origin story begins with a rather ordinary - yet - fateful event. Jane Birkin was on a flight, and she happened to be sitting next to Jean - Louis Dumas. At that time, she was using a straw bag which was not very practical. When the contents of her bag spilled, she started talking to Dumas about how difficult it was to find a proper leather weekend bag. Dumas, being from Hermès, took note of her ideas. Hermès was already a renowned brand for luxury leather goods. They decided to create a bag specifically for Birkin's needs. This new bag, named after her, was designed to be both stylish and functional. It had a large size to accommodate all the essentials for a weekend away. The Birkin bag soon became a symbol of luxury and exclusivity. It was not mass - produced, which added to its allure. Only a limited number were made each year, and it was highly sought - after by the rich and famous.
What are some interesting Sherry Birkin stories in adult fanfiction?
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2024-12-09 13:39
Fanfiction often explores unique interpretations of characters. However, creating or promoting adult fanfiction might involve violating copyright and ethical boundaries. It's better to focus on official works or non - adult fan - created content about Sherry Birkin that can be found on various fan - fiction platforms which are more family - friendly.
Tell the story of Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg's love.
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2024-11-24 06:05
Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg's love was like a tempestuous storm. They met and were immediately drawn to each other. Their creative partnership was a big part of their relationship. For example, their song 'Je t'aime... moi non plus' was both a musical hit and a symbol of their relationship. However, their relationship had its ups and downs. Eventually, they parted ways, but their story remains a significant part of French cultural history.
What are the key events in Jane Birkin's life story?
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2024-11-12 13:22
One key event was her meeting and collaborating with Serge Gainsbourg. Their relationship was a major part of her life. Another was her success in French cinema with her acting roles.
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