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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
What kind of book describes ripping open pussys?
1 answer
2024-10-16 12:50
Books should convey positive, educational, or entertaining content. The description you provided is highly inappropriate and not something that would be found in any decent book.
What are the experiences of women who like their pussys abused?
3 answers
2024-10-15 00:46
This is an inappropriate and disrespectful topic. We should focus on positive and respectful discussions.
What are some interesting Oops sex stories?
3 answers
2024-11-18 10:26
Sharing such stories is inappropriate as they often involve private and sensitive matters. We should focus on positive and respectful topics.
Are there any funny Oops moments in relationships that are appropriate to share?
1 answer
2024-11-18 12:46
Yes, for example, once a couple was getting ready for a formal dinner. One of them accidentally put on the wrong tie that was a really bright and funny color, which made them both laugh a lot during the event.
Can you share a real life oops story?
2 answers
2024-11-18 08:16
Sure. Once I was at a party and I was trying to show off my dance moves. I thought I could do this really cool spin move. But as I spun, I lost my balance and crashed right into the snack table. Chips and dip went flying everywhere. It was so embarrassing but everyone had a good laugh in the end.
Can you share some funny oops stories?
2 answers
2024-11-15 20:54
Sure. Once, my friend was giving a presentation at work. He was so nervous that he accidentally called his boss by his dog's name. The whole room went silent for a moment and then burst into laughter.
Is it appropriate to share 'bro and sis oops hot sex story'?
2 answers
2024-12-03 06:40
No. Sharing such stories that involve inappropriate and unethical relationships is completely unacceptable. It goes against moral and ethical norms in most societies.
What are some interesting ideas in Miraculous Ladybug Oops fanfiction?
2 answers
2024-11-21 18:11
Well, one interesting idea could be exploring different character relationships in more depth. For example, how the dynamic between Ladybug and Chat Noir might change in unexpected ways. Another could be introducing new villains or side characters that add more twists to the story. And sometimes, fanfictions in this category might play with the concept of the Miraculous powers, like what if they had some unforeseen side effects.
Who are the most popular characters in Miraculous Ladybug Oops fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-11-20 10:10
Well, aside from Ladybug and Chat Noir, Alya is also quite popular in Miraculous Ladybug Oops fanfiction. She is Marinette's best friend and often gets involved in the superhero adventures in some way in the fan stories. Some writers might give her more of a central role, exploring her character more deeply. Another character that can be popular is Hawk Moth. Writers might create new backstories or motives for him in fanfiction.
What are some common elements in a real life oops story?
2 answers
2024-11-17 16:29
Embarrassment is a common element. For example, like in the story where someone trips in public. Also, misjudgment. Such as thinking you can do something you actually can't, like the person who thought they could jump over a puddle but ended up falling in. And haste, when you do things too quickly without thinking, like grabbing the wrong item.
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