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Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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1849 Chs
Cutie Delivered, Please Sign for it

Cutie Delivered, Please Sign for it

The new novel "Chase Marriage 99 Times: Young Master Nong is Spoiled" has started with an absolutely sweet pampering theme! [Sweet pampering novel] Young Master Yan spent two hundred million yuan to marry a wife as beautiful as a flower, a story known all around the country. Master Yan's wife, worth two hundred million, ran away just a few days after their wedding. This shameful act is known only to heaven, earth, him, and her. Five years later, Master Yan received a call from Express Delivery, saying a cutie was delivered and asked for his signature! Master Yan looked at the mini version of himself in front of him, "Kid, who are you?" The mini Master Yan glanced at him, "I am the father of your grandchild!" Master Yan held his forehead, everyone says he's crazy, but how come this little boy is even crazier than him?! "Who is your Mommy?" Master Yan asked in a much gentler tone this time. After all, this kid is clearly his own blood! The young master sneered, his youthful little hand pointed fiercely at his belly, "You're so stupid! My Mommy is your grandchild's grandmother!" The fortune teller said that he has two nemesis in his life; one undoubtedly is her. And this one in front of him, undoubtedly, is the other one.
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I Told You To Manage The Reserve Unit For Me Instead Of Turning It Into A Special Troop

I Told You To Manage The Reserve Unit For Me Instead Of Turning It Into A Special Troop

Lin Yuan crossed into the Iron Fist Regiment of the Special Forces world and was appointed as the commander of the weakest reserve unit in the regiment. At this time, his system awakened, requiring him to raise the company's combat strength to number one in the regiment within three months! Relying on the Instructor System, Lin Yuan put the soldiers of the reserve unit through a devilish training program! Other units: Are these really the pig-raising soldiers of our regiment? Regimental Commander: Oh my God! Is this a reserve unit or a special combat unit? Wolf Teeth: Once they step out, I guess we Wolf Teeth Special Forces soldiers can just go home and raise pigs!
4.0
1132 Chs
My Master Knows It All

My Master Knows It All

“Master, Xingchen Zi said his master refined a treasure—a huge boat that flies in Heaven—and only his master knows how to do it. Is that true?” “It's true.” Cao Zhen glanced at the super-large flying peak beneath his feet and nodded. “Master, have you heard? The Jiao dragon on Azure Dragon Peak seems to have the potential to become a Golden Dragon!” "Just scoop up an Azure Dragon from our family's Fengshui pond and play with it. Don't interrupt me while I'm cooking." “Master, I've heard that...” “No matter what you've heard, go to my room and look around, everything... ah, wait a moment, let your senior sister come out first.”
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Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In

Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.
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1098 Chs
MMORPG: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

MMORPG: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

Li Yi once lived the dream of every pro gamer. He was at the top of his game with the best equipment, the highest stats, and everything a gamer could ever hope for. However, he soon realized that none of his ill-gotten gains for his to keep when he was branded Public Enemy Number One and killed in the biggest battle of the ages. Now, he has the chance to turn back the clock and return to a time before his first mistake put him on the path of no return. This time, Li Yi will make different choices. With that, comes many interesting encounters — like saving a woman in distress then making love to her seven times in a row while her child slept in the next room. However, will he get back to what truly matters? One thing is for sure, with the memories retained from his past, he will become King of this game.
3.7
968 Chs
Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
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859 Chs
All My Disciples Suck!

All My Disciples Suck!

Just AI translations that I want to leisurely read later (Ignore this). Also, I'm not the author. Problems: *Names *Chaps heavily un-edited *Cultivation realm confusion Pro: *Better than MTL at least lol Cover is from R.top
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677 Chs
Rumor Has It That I’m Pregnant with His Highness’ Child

Rumor Has It That I’m Pregnant with His Highness’ Child

# consort # food # therapeutic #hishighness # dramaqueen Yu Niaoniao transmigrated into ancient times and became the eldest daughter of an official’s family. Her father didn't love her mother? No matter. As long as he gave them basic necessities! Her younger siblings didn’t take her seriously? That’s fine. Brats who don’t listen will be beaten a couple of times. There was no stir-fry in ancient times that was edible? Don’t panic, she’s a chef. Suddenly, a shocking rumor burst out in the capital. It was said that the eldest daughter of the Yu family was privately involved with Duke Lang, and was even pregnant with his child! All of that was merely rumors! However, before she could come forward and clarify it, an imperial decree came, bestowing marriage upon her and Duke Lang! Yu Niaoniao felt like she had been struck by lightning, and her whole body was numb. Who was Duke Lang? He was like a living King of Hell who held great power and killed people without feeling! He was so fierce that children would stop crying in his presence, and the faces of all the officials would pale when his name was brought up. Faced with the dangerous man walking towards her slowly, Yu Niaoniao trembled in fear. “Sob, sob, sob… I was wrong! I’m not pregnant!” Only to hear Duke Lang say, “ That’s fine. It’s not too late to get pregnant now.” Yu Niaoniao was speechless!
4.4
677 Chs
The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

"The more the Church supports me, the more it proves I have done the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." "Even when heretics praise me, it further proves I'm right. If heretics stay silent, it shows I have done impeccably!" "If the Church opposes me, it means they have all fallen into evil heresy, and the more heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." In the year 681, An Su was crowned the youngest Pope in the history of the Church. During his speech, he provided important guidance for the forthcoming de-divination work, emphasizing: "Now that both the Church and the heretics oppose me, it precisely shows I am on an exceedingly correct path!" ... The year 685. "It is not that the Evil God cannot be summoned, but that choosing him to take the stage is more cost-effective." Such was the assessment of the former holy woman of the demons, Yage Silvia. This statement, once made, instantly attracted attention from all sectors of society—the extensive documentary "The Legend of Pope An Su" continues to broadcast for you. —— This is a story of a top-tier heretical player speedrunning through a fantasy world.
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684 Chs
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2025-01-08 22:38
The hydrogen absorption process was the reaction between the hydrogen storage material and the gaseous hydrogen to form a metal Hydride. A large amount of hydrogen was stored in the hydrogen storage material in the form of solid metal melts through this reaction. The hydrogen storage material could rapidly absorb hydrogen at room temperature and not too high hydrogen pressure. Absorbing hydrogen could be used in aerospace, aerospace devices, and the auto industry. The specific steps of hydrogen absorption included the activation of hydrogen storage materials and the process of hydrogen absorption and discharge. The activated hydrogen storage material could absorb and release hydrogen at a very fast speed. The absorption of hydrogen could be used as an auxiliary therapy for health care, but the specific time and effect of hydrogen absorption needed further research.
What is the meme origin story of the 'Success Kid' meme?
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2024-11-12 05:22
The 'Success Kid' meme originated from a photograph of a baby. The baby's pose and expression were just so perfect for representing success. It's like he's saying 'I've got this' or 'I've achieved something great'. As the internet loves to use images to express emotions and situations, this photo was a natural fit. It can be used when you finally finish a difficult project at work, or when you reach a fitness goal. It has become a popular way to share feelings of accomplishment and pride, and it all started from that one photo of the baby with his fist of sand.
What is the meme origin story of the 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme?
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2024-11-12 01:24
The 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme originated from a stock photo. In the photo, a man is walking with his girlfriend but looking back at another woman. It quickly became a meme because it could be used to represent various situations where someone is distracted or unfaithful in a humorous way, like being distracted from work by something more interesting or being tempted away from one choice by another.
The meme of a speeding life
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2025-01-16 10:27
There were several memes in " Flying Life ", including peer memes, father and son memes, and hidden memes. The peer-to-peer meme referred to the opening scene of the movie, where Shen Teng's character was mistaken for a peer by the delivery man in a racing suit. This echoed the scene in Charlotte's Worry where Charlotte was mistaken for a peer by the emcee. The father-and-son meme referred to the character played by Shen Teng in " Flying Life ", Zhang Chi. His son was Zhang Fei, and Zhang Chi's father was Zhang Yang. It corresponded to the plot in " Charlotte's Worries ", where Charlotte's mother fell in love with Zhang Yang, a classmate. As for the hidden meme, there was no specific description in the information provided so far.
Is there a stand-in meme in reality?
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2025-01-01 20:38
In reality, there were novels recommended for stand-in memes. The following are some recommendations for real-life stand-in novels: 1. 'Professional Body Substitute Wages 100,000 Hourly' by Shui Qiancheng. This novel told the story of the female protagonist becoming a substitute for the male protagonist in the real world and earning a high salary by playing the role of the male protagonist. 2. "Substitute refuses to become a full-time employee" by Xiang Lugua. This novel described the story of the female protagonist who refused to become the male protagonist's substitute. These novels were all set in the real world, and the story was unfolded through a stand-in meme, giving the readers a different reading experience.
A funny and humorous 2023 meme
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2024-12-31 05:57
There were many funny and humorous memes in 2023, some of which included: " Pure Love Warrior,"" Eye-catching Bag,"" I don't have a K, I don't have a K, I don't have a BIU, I don't have a BIU, I don't have a Dinosaur Fighting Wolf " and so on. These memes resonated with the netizens through humor and humor. They added a lot of fun to people's lives and became a popular topic in 2023. In addition, there were also some memes such as Liu Genghong's shuttlecock exercise that received widespread attention and love. In general, 2023's funny humor was rich and varied, bringing laughter and entertainment to people.
A novel with a pregnancy meme
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2024-12-26 14:07
The following are some recommended ancient novels with pregnancy plots: 1. " Yao Xiang Qing Wang Fei ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist who saved the prince's life and became pregnant. The prince married her with his body. There was no plot of internal strife or palace strife. 2. " Concubine Shu ": This novel is a palace war story. The female protagonist is the scheming Concubine Shu. There is also a pregnant plot in the story. 3. " The Princess Consort Poisoned Again ": In the story, the female lead was a genius pharmacist who traveled back in time to ancient times. She married the male lead and had a baby. The family lived a happy and sweet life, and there were many supporting characters who doted on her. These novels were all Gu Yan novels that described the female protagonist's pregnancy. They could be recommended as Gu Yan novels with pregnancy memes. Please note that the novels recommended above may only be part of the relevant results. There may be other novels that meet the requirements.
A funny homophonic meme
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2024-12-24 11:46
A humorous homophonic joke was a joke that created humor by using homonyms or similar words in Chinese. These homophonic memes could be used frequently in daily life to make people laugh. Some examples included: " You can't do it, berry, you can't do it, did you hear that, I can't do it without you " and " Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?" These homophonic memes could be created by replacing homophonic or similar words, retaining the original meaning of the words while containing new meanings. Homophonic memes could bring joy and entertainment to people, making people's lives more relaxed and happy.
What is meme fanfic?
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2024-11-19 18:25
Meme fanfic is basically fanfiction that uses memes as its source material. Memes are these cultural phenomena that spread rapidly and are often really funny or thought - provoking. In meme fanfic, an author might take a meme like 'Distracted Boyfriend' and create a whole story around it. Maybe the distracted boyfriend is in a fantasy world and his distraction leads to some wild adventures. It's a unique way to create fictional content.
Dafeng, the meme of the watchman
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2024-10-23 15:39
The memes in "Da Feng Da Geng Ren" included classic lines such as arranging flowers and playing with jade, it was not difficult to make laws for the world, and self-deception. In addition, the novel also imitated the plot of Lord of the Mysteries and the setting of Ming Dynasty. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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