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One Pregnancy, Multiple Relationships: The Best Actress Is Cute And Sweet

One Pregnancy, Multiple Relationships: The Best Actress Is Cute And Sweet

Chi Yaoxi, showbiz's most famous figure and winner of the best actress award was being cheated on by her boyfriend—and it had to be with her stepsister! And his excuse was that she's not willing to cohabit and have a child? Laughable! Chi Yaoxi attended a high-class party, intent on getting drunk and throwing money to a handsome face, whom she would spend the night with! Once she got tipsy, Chi Yaoxi threw herself into the arms of a gorgeous man. "You've caught my eye. Come to my room tonight, and I will give you millions." Li Qianming, a CEO of his own right, was stunned. He had met countless women who wanted to seduce him—this was the first time he met one buying him for the night. At the same time, the woman's stunning figure was latched to himself, her warm breath spraying all over his face. He carried her to his room. *** Waking up the next day, Chi Yaoxi smiled apologetically. "Sorry, I was drunk last night, but I will pay you anyway." Li Qianming studied her in her naked form with just a towel covering his own modesty, and whipped out a prenuptial agreement. "My son likes you. Let's get married today." "What??" Chi Yaoxi was shocked. The adorable kid helped his daddy get the girl by wrapping himself tightly around Chi Yaoxi and cried, "Mommy, my papa is actually kind on the inside. You won't lose if you invest in him—it's your victory if you marry him!" The great CEO nodded. "Marry me, and I will get you anything you want." The indomitable thespian somehow lost to the father and son duo, becoming a CEO's wife and a mother. As her man pinned her down and demanded a child, she realized she had thrown herself to the wolves and was going to be devoured clean.
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Became a Demon with Pregnancy System

Became a Demon with Pregnancy System

Luke was reading a novel and after reading it, he fell asleep. When he woke up he was not in his bed. He was somewhere else. This was a world full of magic. He finds himself transmigrated into the novel he was reading. He was in the body of the Skywing Wolf, a powerful commander-level demon attacking Silvercrest City. Luke didn't mind being human or demon. Being a demon might even be better; after all, demons were powerful in this world. But becoming the Skywing Wolf who had already invaded Silvercrest City? That was not good. The Skywing Wolf was a villain in the novel, who was going to die at the hands of the protagonist. He had one year time to get stronger, otherwise he will die at the hands of the protagonist. He was losing hope. That's when the system arrived. [Ding! Perfect host detected.] [Do you want to accept binding?] "Yes, accept!" Luke stood up, excited. The heavens hadn't forgotten him after all. [System binding…] [Binding successful!] [Congratulations, host! You have obtained the Pregnancy System.] [Impregnate Women, Have Children, obtain rewards and create the strongest Family] "Forming bonds and nurturing the next generation to become stronger—who wouldn't like that?" he thought with a smile. Especially in a magical world; if you work hard enough, building the strongest empire is within reach. [You have a newbie gift pack. Do you want to open it?] "Open it," Luke said without hesitation. [Opening newbie gift pack…] [Congratulations! You have obtained a Transformation Pill and a double purity blessing for all attributes.] Note: This novel doesnot contain NTR, YURI scenes. The MC goal is to create the strongest family.
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Accidental Pregnancy

Accidental Pregnancy

Accidental pregnancy is not a book but a whole book series. These book series have a total of 5 books. One main book and other is its sequences. Accidental pregnancy is the main book and other books are its sequences. It's chronological order is: 1. Accidental pregnancy 2. The beauty trap of an agent 3. His clumsy little angle 4. His contract bride 5. Her secret admirer Book1: - Accidental pregnancy This is the first part of the book of pregnancy series. Nate Nara is the CEO of Nara enterprise who had everything in his life good looks, fame, wealth, and a beautiful wife but the only thing he wants more than anything is to have a family. He wants to have his own family and his own children. But he lost the ability to become a father due to illness. So he tried to have the child by using the elimination method. Mia Mathis is planning to go to New York after one month for her studies and she has just started working under his company. She goes to visit the gynecologist for a check-up but gets eliminated by mistake because a nurse misplaced the files and send her to an endocrinologist by mistake. After finding out that Mia is pregnant he decided to give divorce to his wife but the situation turns out and Mia had to deliver the kids forcefully due to get shot by the g*n by Anna, Nate's wife. Another day at hospital they get to know that Anna was the death and Nate takes all the blame to save Mia and goes to jail but the thing was Anna was alive when they go to a hospital to save Mia and their kids so who killed her was still suspense. Read the book to find out the murderer and to know what happens next. I will be uploading the whole series in this book. You will know when the first book ends and another book began as you continue reading the book.
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What are the elements that make a pregnancy announcement story funny?
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2024-11-22 14:57
One element is the unexpectedness. If it's not a typical way of announcing. For instance, instead of just saying it, you use a creative prop like a big sign that has a humorous message. Another is the use of pop - culture references. Maybe a reference to a famous movie about pregnancy in a funny way. And of course, involving family members or pets in a comical way, like dressing them up for the announcement.
Can you share some funny pregnancy announcement stories?
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2024-11-22 08:05
Sure. One couple made a pregnancy announcement by dressing up their dog in a shirt that said 'I'm going to be a big brother'. Another family took a photo of the mom - to - be holding a bun in the oven (literally a bun in a baking pan). And there was a couple who sent out Christmas cards with a sonogram picture and the caption 'The best gift is on the way'.
Can you share some of the best funny pregnancy announcement stories?
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2024-11-27 01:04
Sure. One couple announced their pregnancy by creating a fake movie poster. They had their pictures on it, looking all goofy, and the title was something like 'The Baby Adventure Begins'. It was really creative and funny. Everyone loved it.
Write a Harry Potter pregnancy announcement fanfiction.
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2024-12-10 08:41
In the wizarding world, Hermione was overjoyed to share the news. She took out her wand and enchanted a parchment to display the words 'We're expecting!' with little magical stars around it. Harry and Ron were the first to be informed, and their faces lit up with huge smiles. The news quickly spread through Hogwarts, and everyone was excited for the new addition to the wizarding family.
How to write a funny group announcement?
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2024-09-17 12:37
The following suggestions can be used to write funny group announcements: Use humor: Use humor to make the group announcement more interesting and funny. For example, he could use some funny metaphor or puns to attract the reader's attention. 2. Add funny elements: Add some funny elements to the announcement, such as adding some funny pictures or videos or writing some funny sentences to attract the attention of the group members. 3. Focus on interesting content: In the announcement, emphasize the interesting content in the group announcement, such as some funny jokes, jokes or stories, so that the group members can remember and share them more easily. 4. Uniform format: In order to ensure that the announcement is clean and easy to read, the format and font size of the announcement can be unified so that the group members can read and understand it more easily. 5, encourage interaction: encourage group members to participate in the interaction in the announcement, such as replying to the announcement or sharing interesting content to increase the interaction and fun of the group announcement.
Funny teacher pregnancy stories
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2024-12-14 21:51
One funny story is that a teacher was so pregnant that she couldn't see her feet anymore. One day, she was trying to find something she dropped on the floor and ended up looking like a little round ball wiggling around. The students were trying hard not to laugh out loud.
Funny twin pregnancy stories
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2024-12-10 17:11
One funny story is when a pregnant woman with twins was craving two completely different foods all the time. One twin seemed to want spicy tacos while the other wanted sweet ice cream. So she would often be seen eating a taco in one hand and ice cream in the other, which made for quite a comical sight.
Funny pregnancy pee stories
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2024-12-02 19:14
My sister had a pregnancy pee incident. She was driving and all of a sudden, she felt that she really had to go. There was no rest stop in sight. So, she pulled over on a quiet side road. She tried to squat down in a very ungraceful way to pee. Just as she started, a car drove by slowly and she had to quickly try to hide. It was quite a comical sight, she said.
Funny Pregnancy Horror Stories
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2024-11-28 16:30
One story is about a pregnant woman who woke up in the middle of the night thinking she was leaking amniotic fluid, but it turned out her water bottle had spilled in the bed. It was such a relief but also a hilarious mix - up at first.
Funny teenage pregnancy stories
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2024-11-28 13:50
There was this teenage girl who got pregnant. She was in the school drama club. When she found out, she decided to turn her experience into a play. She wrote about her feelings, the support from her friends, and the challenges she faced. It was really funny how she used humor to deal with such a serious situation. Everyone in the school loved the play and it also started important conversations about teen pregnancy.
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