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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is 'Glitter' the life story of Mariah Carey?
3 answers
2024-10-02 08:07
Yes, 'Glitter' is inspired by certain aspects of Mariah Carey's life.
Is Glitter a true story of Mariah Carey?
1 answer
2024-09-29 08:38
Glitter is not a true story of Mariah Carey. It's more of a fictional tale that might have some loose connections to her world, but it doesn't represent real-life happenings in a factual way. The movie was designed to entertain rather than document her life accurately.
Is Nick Cannon the ex of Mariah Carey, the comic?
3 answers
2024-10-04 15:01
Yes, Nick Cannon is Mariah Carey's ex.
Are there any false Mariah Carey sex stories in the media?
2 answers
2024-12-12 23:05
Yes, there are likely false stories. The media often spreads rumors for attention. Mariah Carey is a famous singer, and sometimes untrue and salacious stories are made up about her to sell papers or gain clicks.
What was the inspiration for Mariah Carey's 'Fantasy' with ODB?
2 answers
2024-11-28 03:23
It could be Mariah Carey's desire to experiment with different musical styles. She might have been inspired by the emerging hip - hop scene at the time.
Tell me about Mariah Carey horror stories.
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2024-11-28 00:56
One horror story could be related to the intense pressure she faced in the music industry. The high expectations for her performances and album releases were overwhelming at times. For example, when she had vocal issues during a tour, it was a nightmare for her as she's known for her powerful voice. The media scrutiny was harsh, and she had to deal with a lot of negative press during that period.
Tell the 'old dirty bastard mariah carey story'.
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2024-11-06 10:05
Since the description is rather vague, it's difficult to provide a definite story. Mariah Carey has had a long and eventful career in the music industry. She has faced various challenges and successes. Maybe the 'old dirty bastard' in the story is some fictional character someone made up to create a scandalous - sounding story about her, but without more details, we can't really tell what the story is supposed to be.
What is the Mariah Carey ODB Fantasy Story about?
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2024-10-31 06:48
The 'Mariah Carey ODB Fantasy Story' might refer to the collaboration between Mariah Carey and Ol' Dirty Bastard (ODB) on the song 'Fantasy (Remix)'. In this story, it's about the coming together of two very different musical forces. Mariah Carey was known for her pop - R&B sound, while ODB brought his unique, gritty and unorthodox rap style to the remix. It was a moment that blended the polished world of Carey's music with the raw edge of ODB's rap, creating a new and exciting version of the song that appealed to a wider range of audiences.
Is the story about Jim Jefferies and Mariah Carey true?
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2024-10-12 20:56
Hard to say for sure. It depends on the sources and the credibility of the information available.
What are the key events in Mariah Carey's life story?
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2024-12-16 07:15
The key events in Mariah Carey's life story are numerous. Her discovery and signing to a record label was the start. Then, her first live performances that wowed the audience. Her break - up with Tommy Mottola led to a new phase in her career where she had more creative control. The release of her iconic albums like 'Daydream' was a big moment. Also, her Las Vegas residencies which showed her continued popularity and ability to draw large crowds.
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