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Nothing ruins your day like getting hit by an ice cream truck. For Amara Lyselle, a 24-year-old history professor tired of her routine, life comes to an abrupt end just when she decides to indulge in some luxury chocolate. But instead of a peaceful afterlife, Amara finds herself thrust into an alternate world that looks a lot like hers except she’s now one of the rivals vying for the affection of the world’s dashing hero. As if being dead and reincarnated as a romantic antagonist wasn’t bad enough, she has to navigate a confusing new reality with the help of an annoying "system" that seems to have a personality of its own. The good news? She has a second chance at life. The bad news? She has no idea how to survive in this strange world, avoid falling into ridiculous romantic drama, or even get back to her old life if that’s even possible.

The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

If you are reading this, the virus has now entered your phone, you have five seconds until it spreads to every part of your being. You have been warned. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Time's up! * * * It all started when Ruby let down her guards. She let an enemy into her house. Beryl was the sister to her husband's friend. That's how the got to know each other. So like new friends, Beryl began visiting Ruby oftenly. And she would cook and spend time with her. So one night, her husband Peter went out to buy weed. It was nothing unusual for Ruby since he did that often. He came back a few hours later and claimed he met some of his friends and they hang out for a few hours as they smoked. They had sex a couple of times and slept. Fast forward to a few weeks later. Ruby discovered something and took her friend Beryl's phone. Guess what she found in the trash can? Pictures of her husband and her backstabbing friend completely naked, posing in all the styles they could master. Some even had them stick their tongues out and middle finger pointing at the camera. She had deleted them but she clearly doesn't know how to get rid of evidence. Ruby was pissed. She had always known her husband was cheating but since she never had any evidence, she was always dismissed. When she looked at the date on the pictures, her heart broke. She remembered the day so well, it was the day he lied about getting weed, seems like the weed was Beryl. She locked the door and threw the keys behind the sofa. She asked her friend about it and obviously, she lied. She showed her the pictures and suddenly, Beryl couldn't speak anymore, she had gone dumb! Ruby beat the living daylights out of her. Neighbours got wind of what was going on due to the screams and called Beryl's mom to go save her daughter. Her mom arrived and pleaded with Ruby to open the door but she didn't. She beat some sense into the girl some more before agreeing to open the door since plans to break it down.

The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

***WARNING: The MC is ridiculously overpowered.** ••••• In a world filled with benevolent heroes and saviors, Gideon Brangwen stands apart as a master con artist, adept at manipulating people without a trace of fear, love, empathy, or compassion in his heart. To him, emotions are tools for achieving his desires, and words are mere instruments of manipulation. But Gideon's life takes an unexpected turn when a malevolent goddess intervenes, catapulting him into a perilous game orchestrated by the gods. He becomes the avatar of the goddess of darkness among ten avatars vying for godhood in the realm of Eteria. In a stroke of unfortunate luck, Gideon is reincarnated as a seemingly powerless hedgehog, which proves to be only a temporary inconvenience. He receives a potent gift known as [NIGHT FORM], a skill that could transform him into a nightmarish entity of unparalleled terror after dusk. With his cunning and newfound power, Gideon ascends on a path to godhood, crushing anyone who dares to obstruct his rise and manipulating all as mere pawns. His ambition knows no bounds as he seeks to establish the most formidable nation Eteria has ever witnessed. Beware, for Gideon's facade is but an illusion, a ruse to subjugate everyone to his will. In this world of heroes, a formidable villain emerges, and Gideon's grand conquest commences. •••• Frequently Asked Questions: Warning: Spoilers ahead. Is this Harem? Yes. Is this Smut? No. Will the MC gain a human form? Yes, he will. How and why? Please read the story to find out. Is the villain MC that 'evil,' or evil with a capital 'E'? Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dark is the story? I don't know, what number would you give for straight-up cold-blooded manipulation and genocide? This is a kingdom-building novel, so expect progression and plot related to kingdom building. No NTR: The MC's women will only be his own, and the MC will never attempt to be with a woman who already belongs to someone else. I don't judge; I enjoy reading those too, but not in this book. No Yuri: None of the MC's women will engage in relationships with each other.

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Rule. Ethics. Code. Semua ni adalah tiga perkara yang paling susah sangat dia nak ikut. Sejak dia kenal apa itu Abc, sejak dia tahu apa itu pintu keluar dan pintu masuk, sejak dia tahu apa itu peraturan, sejak tu dia telah berikrar! Yang dia takkan ikut apa mereka minta! Takkan ikut apa yang peraturan telah ditetapkan. Never! Tapi itu la, kalau dah hidupnya sejak azali lagi merupakan keturunan kerabat diraja, suka atau tidak dia perlu dengar perkataan yang sama, berulang kali...lagi, lagi dan lagi! Seorang puteri tak boleh buat begini Seorang puteri perlu lemah lembut Seorang puteri perlu bertutur kata sopan Kena buat macam tu jangan buat macam ni, Kena buat macam ni jangan buat macam tu Yadaa...yadaa...yadaa Hello! Ingat dia ni robot apa nak di program bagai! Kalau nak dapat anak dan princess yang perfect lagikan perfectionist pergi buat robot sana. Programkan robot tu. Gerenti puas hati punya! Ini tidak. Dari kecik sampai la ke besar, tak habis-habis dengan etika!etika!etika! Urgghh! Dasar royal pain in the ass! September 2020

Life and its History. The heir of the richest and fastest growing Ice-cream shop, Shreya Yuki Owen, has been chased with danger and threats. She becomes an enemy of her family just because of a Momentum of her dead grandparents: The Ice-cream company. Until a meteor falls. It only shows itself after every one thousand years. Little did Shreya know that she got dragged by the meteor's light. Bringing back a similar life from the past that is bound to happen in her fate. Bringing a new name--Hui Ying Au. With another world, another life, she faced a new threat and new foes while relearning how to start making ice cream again. Can she finally find her real purpose, which comes with more challenges?

Tan Fu traveled to a world where superpowers and ordinary people coexisted. She was beaten up as soon as he arrived. Wasn't she a well-known genius? How could she be beaten like this? However, even if you travel through time, you won't be able to pass the college entrance examination. Tan Fu, who has graduated for many years: "".e.. Finally, she looked at the omnipotent system with hopeful eyes, "System, save me! I want to take the college entrance examination, and I want to work hard." I want to go to college!! The system that was just born is also ignorant: "...just wait." At night that Tan Fu couldn't see, it was the hard work of his own system that stayed up late every day to search for information online. Finally one day, the system came with its messy information. System: "Host, our current strength is such that anyone can punch us flat. Tan Fu nodded in horror. Students in the key class who were frozen into ice sculptures and could not be thawed:... System: "Host, according to the information I checked, the person you are defeating now is just a weakling who is weaker than us! He cannot reach the average level of a superpower at all!" The fifth top student in Y city: Tan Fu nodded seriously. System: "Host, look at this video. This is said to be the level that students with special abilities should reach in the college entrance examination. Tan Fu looked at the situation with no survivors on the screen and fell into silence, "System, do you think I can still get into college in this life?", System: “Uhmmm, I’m sorry my host, I checked all the information and you only deserve to be admitted to the First Vocational and Technical College…”

"Zenia Blackman and Ethan Junior (EJ) Hollen were two young people trying to figure out their love for each other by using their big siblings as examples but they later found out life wasn't a smooth sailing as others made it look. Bring heartbroken and confused, Zenia took a trip to England with a friend who had no good intentions for Zenia. She was held captive for ransom and it's up to EJ to find her and rescue her before it's too late."