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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]
4.5
1475 Chs
Mal mari, femme gloutonne : Achetez Mademoiselle Piggy, obtenez gratuitement des petits pains

Mal mari, femme gloutonne : Achetez Mademoiselle Piggy, obtenez gratuitement des petits pains

[Statut : TERMINÉ] « Feng Tianyi ! Ton frère a détruit ma famille Tang ! Y a-t-il quelque chose de bon dans ta famille ? » « En. Ne vois-tu pas comment nos gènes de belle apparence se transmettent à nos enfants ? Quant à la dette de la famille Feng, je te la paierai. » Il dit nonchalamment. Tang Moyu se moqua et croisa les bras sur sa poitrine. « Comment comptes-tu payer ? » « Que dirais-tu que je te rembourse avec mon corps ? » « ... » Tellement sans honte ! L'homme assis dans son fauteuil roulant éclata de rire en voyant son expression contrariée. « Mademoiselle Tang, ça ne sert à rien de faire semblant de ne pas l'avoir vu puisque tu as littéralement grimpé dans mon lit et profité de moi. » Il y a cinq ans, Tang Moyu était l'impératrice du monde des affaires et était au sommet de sa carrière avant d'être réduite à néant lorsque son fiancé est tombé amoureux d'une autre femme. C'était acceptable puisqu'il n'y avait pas d'amour entre elle et Feng Tianhua, mais qui aurait pu penser que cette « Cendrillon » était un loup déguisé en mouton ? Et puis il y a Feng Tianyi, le successeur tristement célèbre de la famille Feng, un auteur acclamé par la critique qui secouait constamment la liste des meilleures ventes avec ses livres. Les rumeurs disent qu'il était colérique et de mauvaise humeur. Il était si impitoyable que ni les hommes ni les femmes ne voulaient de sa compagnie. Les rumeurs disent même que son visage était si beau et hors de ce monde. Il était pratiquement un dieu parmi les hommes. C'était dommage qu'il fût handicapé. Les deux n'étaient jamais censés se rencontrer à nouveau, mais une paire de petits buns doux est intervenue. « Oncle, nous n'avons pas d'argent pour te payer les dégâts. » Le plus grand des petits buns a dit. « Mes manuscrits n'ont pas de prix, » répondit cet oncle séduisant avec amusement. « Oncle, si ça ne te dérange pas, pouvons-nous payer avec notre maman ? Elle est aussi inestimable. » Ainsi la paire de petits buns doux et l'oncle séduisant conclurent un accord mais qui aurait pensé que la femme en question était une reine froide comme la glace venue de l'enfer qui avait une étrange affinité pour les sucreries ? —— Éditeur/relecteur : ninaviews Couverture du livre : Bizzybiin / droits d’auteur 2020 anjeeriku
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586 Chs
Rise of The Undead Legion

Rise of The Undead Legion

Three years ago Conquest was released, redefining virtual reality and gaming. ‘An entire world on a server. Dive in and play the RPG to end all others; explore, create, conquer. LIVE!’ It became an overnight phenomena worldwide. Dave Ruster grew up without a family to speak of, he had few friends and fewer prospects. He lives in the same small town where he graduated from high school, and works long hours at a low-paying job that barely pays for rent and the food on his table. He can’t afford college, but at least he is not out on the streets. His life is going nowhere, stuck on a treadmill. Until chance, karma, or providence, call it whatever you believe in, intervenes. Suddenly, David’s circumstances change. Injured and unable to work, he’s about to lose what little he has. His fate balances where crisis and opportunity go hand in hand. He can risk it all, seizing the opportunity to make circumstances work for him, potentially going further and higher than he ever dreamed. Or he can accept his fate and watch life from the sidelines Join Dave as he puts all his aspirations and hopes, all that he is, into the game he always wanted to play, Conquest! It will be a journey of adventure and discovery, victory and loss, as he strives to create a new future for himself, in-the-game and In Real Life. **** Story is currently being proofed by our Lord Sambraga! (chapters 54+) so please bear with the mediocre quality of writing in the first chaps, it gets much better later on!****
4.7
564 Chs
Is 'Undead Girl Murder Farce' novel worth reading?
2 answers
2024-12-03 10:51
Definitely. The plot is full of twists and turns. It combines elements of the supernatural with detective - like mystery solving. The characters are well - developed, and the world - building in the novel is quite immersive. For instance, the way the undead girl's abilities are intertwined with the mystery plot makes it really interesting. It also delves into some deep themes about life, death, and morality while still maintaining an exciting and fast - paced narrative.
What is the 'Undead Girl Murder Farce' novel about?
2 answers
2024-11-27 05:56
It's a mystery - filled story. There are elements of the undead and murder cases in it. It likely involves characters trying to solve the murders that seem to be intertwined with the existence of the undead girl.
What is 'undead girl murder farce novel' about?
2 answers
2024-11-24 02:42
I'm not sure specifically as I haven't read it in detail. But generally, it might involve a story centered around an undead girl and a murder farce. It could be a dark and mysterious tale with elements of the supernatural and crime.
What is the 'Undead Murder Farce Light Novel' about?
2 answers
2024-11-23 05:56
It's a story that likely combines elements of the undead, murder mysteries, and perhaps some farcical or comical elements. But without reading it specifically, it's hard to say more precisely.
What is 'undead girl murder farce light novel' about?
3 answers
2024-11-25 12:10
It's likely a story that combines elements of the undead, a girl, and a murder mystery within the framework of a light novel. Maybe it follows the adventures of an undead girl involved in some sort of farcical or complex murder - related situations.
Who are the main characters in 'undead girl murder farce novel'?
1 answer
2024-11-24 15:55
I don't know the exact main characters as I haven't read the novel. But it's likely to have the undead girl as one of the main characters. There might also be a detective or someone trying to solve the murder mystery.
Where can I read the novel 'Undead Girl Murder Farce'?
3 answers
2024-12-03 01:41
You can try to check some well - known e - book platforms like Amazon Kindle or Google Play Books. Sometimes, local libraries also have e - book lending services where you might find it.
Who are the main characters in 'undead girl murder farce light novel'?
2 answers
2024-11-25 16:33
I'm not sure as I haven't read it. But it might have the undead girl as one of the main characters. There could also be a detective - like character if it's a murder - centered story.
Where can I buy the 'Undead Murder Farce Light Novel'?
2 answers
2024-11-23 13:25
Online platforms like Amazon are good places to look for the 'Undead Murder Farce Light Novel'. They usually have a wide range of books available, both in physical and digital formats. Another option could be to check the official website of the publisher, as they might have a store or links to where you can purchase it.
Who are the main characters usually in 'undead girl murder farce novels'?
2 answers
2024-10-28 14:20
Often, there might be a detective - like character. This person would be trying to solve the murders in the midst of the chaos caused by the undead girl. And, of course, there could be the antagonists who are involved in the murders or are trying to cover them up for their own reasons.
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