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Thousands of Planes Connected, An Eternal Battlefield to be explored. How will Samuel, with the ability to summon countless warriors face this new challenge and develop his family to the strongest existence on the Eternal Battlefield?

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Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Riley, a transmigrated soul from another world, possessing an unique "Golden Finger" that can make him perceive spirit beasts growth on the information panel. With this advantage, he becomes a formidable Beast Tamer, making informed decisions during battles and training. As he forges unbreakable bonds with his Spirit Beasts, Riley aims to become a champion in the World of Beast Tamers. Reading Guide : 1. The daily life of MC and his Spirit Beast 2. No Harem 3. No Heroine 4. No Romance Disclaimer: All the picture on the novel is not belong to me.

After an unfair life and death, Qin Hua was miraculously gifted with a second chance. But she was a dog now? And the world suddenly changed? Terrifying beasts roamed the streets instead of cars and trucks. Plants turned deadly. Rifts to other realms opened in random street corners and more importantly, humans gained unimaginable abilities! Earth entered a new beginning where mana was abundant and one's monetary wealth no longer determined their fate! With the strong surviving and the weak perishing, will Qin Hua kill or be killed in this new world? This is a story of the earth's spiritual awakening and a dog's rise to power!

Snow Sky Dog, a half-god, half-youkai being, was born from a wolf-shaped rock on the snowy mountain and a magical artifact known as the Hammer of Eternity. He was taken as a disciple by the Progenitor of the Gods. However, he became entangled in a love affair with a human girl, which caused turmoil in his life. Challenges continuously arose, bringing him suffering and near exhaustion. Will their love be able to withstand these immense trials? Can they live happily together forever?

The germination of magic is just now, and religious beliefs are varied. A mysterious wizard, hiding in a lonely place. From the civilized city of Ann Lobis to Zezhou in the resurrected mountains, an absurd and bizarre mystery tour is about to unfold, with the remains of witches, the pursuit of curses, the remains of behemoths, the horrible green face and the mechanical killing beyond the times. By the artificial lake of Thorn Thorn College, a fake schoolmaster was holding a fishing rod without a hook, and when he was planning how to cheat in the exam, the fishing line suddenly vibrated violently, and he caught a garden dog ... "Can even dogs cross these days?"

Seven years of love, only to discover her fiancé betrayed her with a celebrity. After enduring such a betrayal, She quickly dumped the scumbag and focused on her work! But fate had other plans and She mistakenly became the CEO's personal assistant. And to her surprise, he was the same man who brought her true happiness that night... This ruler of a business empire, nine years her junior,showed no sign of dominance in private. He’s a perfect blend of little devil and affectionate little puppy. He was simply an affectionate little puppy! But who would have known the sweet love had so many intricately woven lies behind it...

Revia dan Derby dua orang pengacara muda dan sukses, tergabung dalam satu instansi. Duanya selalu bersaing dalam kerjaan, Siapa yang terbaik diantara mereka. Hubungan keduanya bagai kucing dan anjing selalu bertengkar dan cekcok, suatu hari dalam acara anniversary instansi mereka, keduanya terjebak dalam perankap rekan satu instansi mereka tak lain adalah Oby, yang juga berstatus sahabat Derby. Dan Revia dan Derby dalam pengaruh obat perangsang melakukan ONS dan Revia pun HAMIL!!! keduanya pun sepakat untuk menikah meskipun tanpa ada rasa cinta. Bagaimanakah kisah perjalanan rumah tangga keduanya??? Akankah awet atau berakhir dimeja hijau? Bagaimana kisah dua orang yang saling membenci dan bersaing dikantor harus menikah dan menjadi orangtua.

Ye Feng traveled to the world of urban novels and became a villain, rich and handsome. Not only did he kneel and lick the heroine Bai Susu mindlessly all the way, but he was also ruined by the hero Lin Yi. The most shameful thing is that Ye Feng finally went to be a follower for the hero Lin Yi. Ah! villain? Lick the dog? Ye Feng awakened the counterattack system on the spot, counterattacked all the way, beat the hero and heroine, knelt on the ground and sang conquering. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ This is not my novel... it's google translated from the raws.... If you are the author and want this to be removed then you can contact me here through comment, review. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Author: 时轮 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Raws: 我居然成了反派舔狗 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━