dry humor

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing humor. One chapter in this novel refers to a funny fictional story. New chapters of humor will be added to this novel over time. NOTES: All characters in this novel are fictional.

“Living isn’t fun anymore.” So I decided to die. But before I could leave, in the last moments of my life… “Should we make life fun for you?” The Vina people appeared in front of me. They asked me to live. They told me if I died, they’ll die as well. Do they want to live for eternity? “We’ll make you happy. So, don’t die yet.” “If you pledge to be one of us, you can have all the money you’ll ever need for the rest of your life.” “Love, just talk to us. What do you need?” “You can tell us everything you desire.”

Rascal Squad, a squad known for misfits that most in the military doesn’t see much potential in them since they were worst of all the squads. They were sent to complete missions on the behalf of the Beluto Government while encountering dangers and raiders. You have a silver-tongue devil with hot temper to match, a smart alack with a deadly precision and sharp wit, a street-punk cool as a cucumber but brutal in the art of street fighting and Overachiever with a mysterious power that only a few would know When a major threat arise that threaten the wastelands and civilization, who would have thought that these unlikely heroes would be the wastelands' last line of defense. Will they survive and become the best or fail and be forgotten? The novel will be on MoonQuill, Webnovel & Royal Road. You can also read it here, too: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/230879/dry-amp-dead/

A bootlegger runs into trouble while hunting love in Harlem.

Watching Paint Dry. We've all heard that before. A way to signify that you have something better to do in life than that party you're going to. And if you go to that party, you're going to be in the corner playing with the host's pet. Well, where am I going with this? Nowhere. Congratulations. You have now read paint dry.

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Elan Michael, a young man that was transferred into a bigger and better Earth with a body of a teenager. When he was there, he discovered something unexpected. "What the hell is this?! Is this for real?!" Follow Elan with his normal life in this new and wonderful world. Please read this. Please read this. Anyways, this is my first web novel. I'm writing this for fun because I didn't really have anything to do anyway. I'm tired of reading and doing nothing so I made this novel, you don't have to mind the plot though. I may sell out in the future, who knows. I'm not really that proficient in English and I also have limited vocabulary so you have to excuse me for that. There will be R-18 scenes so beware yourself for that hehehehe Chapter updates depends on my mood.

Brian yang awalnya berniat ingin menolong, tetapi pertolongannya itu malah menjadi bumerang bagi Fera. Bagaimana kehidupan Fera selanjutnya setelah kejadian itu? Akankah kembali normal atau malah makin runyam dan bertubi-tubi masalah datang silih berganti tanpa memandang hati Fera yang perlahan mulai hancur.

"The Dry Gulch Incident" is a chilling blend of classic western grit and spine-tingling horror. It's a harrowing journey into the human psyche, a story of brotherhood, redemption, and the personal demons that haunt us. With its atmospheric setting, complex characters, and high-stakes tension, this novel will grip readers from the first page and won't let go until the shocking climax. If you're a fan of intense, character-driven horror with a unique twist, "The Dry Gulch Incident" is a must-read

This is Inquisitor James Protea's investigative journal concerning the murder of two children in Therese village near the Salentia kingdom.