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After reading the upteenth Chinese cultivation novel, tired of the repetitive cliches, I thought to create a fan-fic of a cultivation world I would prefer. I then realized that would be a great disservice to both you and me because a.) I don't nearly have enough imagination juice to put forth a decent cohesive story. b.) It would be a waste of both your and my time aka life. So apologies to both @KingofEveryone and @whydoineedanamerly, no story from me. Also an apology about the title, it was literally the first thing I saw when I was thinking of a title. You may be thinking, "So.. if this isn't a fan-fic, what is it?" I dunno.

"In a world where love defies death and soap defies rain, follow two sisters through supernatural trials in a gripping tale of sacrifice, resilience, and unwavering sisterhood."

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In a Disorder world, when someone suffers extreme mental disorders like depression, trauma, abuse, or any kind of mental disorder. He would gain incredible power if he overcomes it. Former King Baal Throunos was sent back to time to be tortured for a thousand years again because of a curse. In this life, he is back to being King, he didn't want to step down, ever again! Even in death! While waiting for death, he conjured a phone just to remember his earth life and thought for fun that if he could talk to his dangerous and evil alternate universe selves he would escape his demise. When all of the sudden... Wrathful General Baal Fuhrer entered the chat. Vengeful Nerd Ugly Fat bastard Baal Tardo entered the chat. Young Master stepping stone Lin Baal entered the chat. Overlord Pirate Baal D. Jones entered the chat. Symbiotic Universal Destroyer Baal Corod entered the chat. Demon King Beelzebub Gluttony entered the chat. Etc. Things backfired because most are evil, however, the young king found out that he could download their abilities! Now's the time where his dream to be King with Minotaur Symbiosis power for Eternity, starts!

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A few reporters gathered at the carnival of a newly formed kingdom. They started asking the citizens a few questions about their new King. Reporter: What do you think about your new King? Person A: He is a crazy man. Person B: He is a... maniac. Person C: He is a family man. At once everyone around them looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy. Person C cleared his throat: Well, what I heard is that he wouldn't go crazy until no one speaks a word against his babies. He loves them so much. Everyone thought for a whole two seconds and nodded their heads. Reporter: So, your King has babies? Can you tell us about them? What about your Queen? Person A: They are weird. She is too. Person B: They are... monsters. She is a... Tree. Person C: They are cute and adorable. She is too. Once again everyone around looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy. He once again cleared his throat: Well, if you want to survive in this kingdom, even if you know what they are, you have to say that they are cute and adorable. Once again everyone nodded their heads after thinking for two seconds. The reporters are confused by their answers. A human and a tree gave birth to monsters? What are they talking about? After asking around for a while, they got the answer: The hate in their King's heart makes the Monster tree grow. At the end of the Carnival the reporters got another news. Person A and B were killed by their King while Person C got a reward from him. Reporters: He really is a Manic tyrant.

perjodohan adalah hal biasa, banyak pasangan yang menikah karena sebuah perjodohan. sama halnya dengan pernikahan Vanilla dan Devano, keduanya juga di jodohkan. tujuan perjodohan itu karena kedua orang tua Devano ingin putra mereka menjadi lelaki yang lebih baik. sedangkan alasan perjodohan dari ayah Vanilla karena sebuah kekayaan untuk perusahaannya. sejak awal pernikahan, kedua sudah memutuskan untuk tidak saling ikut campur urusan satu sama lain. Devano yang masih asik dengan dunianya untuk bergonta-ganti pasangan, sedangkan Vanilla hanya fokus pada kuliahnya. namun ada hal yang tidak di inginkan terjadi, dimana Devano pulang dalam keadaan mabuk berat dan berakhir menyetubuhi sang istri. Kejadian itu sungguh membuat Vanilla terluka dan marah besar pada Devano. tapi percuma, dengan marah tidak akan menyelesaikan masalah. bahkan Devano tidak peduli dengan kemarahan Vanilla. setelah hampir dua bulan kejadian itu, Vanilla kembali dibuat terkejut sekaligus kecewa. karena dokter menyatakan jika dirinya tengah hamil. dengan rasa takut ia memberitahu pada Devano, tapi lelaki itu sama sekali tidak peduli dan tidak mau ambil pusing. jika Vanilla tidak menginginkan janin itu, bisa langsung aborsi. tapi jika Vanilla memilih untuk mempertahankan kehamilannya, Devano juga tidak peduli. asalkan nantinya tidak akan merepotkan dirinya