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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is the nature of the 'novel idea Guthrie'?
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2024-10-11 15:49
The 'novel idea Guthrie' might refer to an innovative solution to a long-standing problem or a unique approach to a creative endeavor. It could potentially have the potential to change the way things are done.
Who is Megan in 'the real megan is missing story'?
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2024-11-30 04:36
Since we only know the title 'the real megan is missing story', it's difficult to say exactly who Megan is. She might be a young girl from a small town, or a woman living in a big city. Maybe she has a family, friends, and a job that are all affected by her disappearance.
Who is Megan in'megan is mossing real story'?
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2024-11-19 23:54
There's not enough information to know exactly who Megan is in'megan is mossing real story'. It could be a common name for a fictional character in a story that is being developed, or perhaps it's a real person that the speaker is familiar with but hasn't provided enough context for others to identify. For example, it could be a Megan from a school project where a real story was expected but is missing.
Tell me the Woody Guthrie life story.
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2024-12-12 01:34
Woody Guthrie was a very important figure in American folk music. He was born in Oklahoma in 1912. His family faced many hardships during the Dust Bowl era. Guthrie's music was a reflection of the lives of ordinary people. He traveled around a great deal, singing about the struggles of the working class, the poor, and the downtrodden. His songs like 'This Land Is Your Land' became anthems for social justice. He was also a strong advocate for workers' rights.
What are the top stories according to Savannah Guthrie?
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2024-11-19 16:03
I'm not sure specifically as I don't have the most up - to - date information directly from Savannah Guthrie. But it could be about major political events like elections, international relations such as diplomatic meetings between countries, or important social issues like new policies regarding healthcare or climate change initiatives that are currently making headlines.
How long is West Side Story at the Guthrie?
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2024-10-11 04:26
It varies depending on the specific production and any potential intermissions. Usually, it lasts around two to three hours.
Tell me about the Woody Guthrie Graphic Novel.
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2024-12-12 10:05
The Woody Guthrie Graphic Novel is an exciting concept. Woody Guthrie was such an influential figure. His music was deeply rooted in American culture and history. In the graphic novel, we might see his journey from his early days to his more well - known periods. It could show his relationship with other musicians, his activism, and how his music became a voice for the working class. Through the graphic medium, it has the potential to make his story even more vivid and impactful.
What makes the Woody Guthrie Graphic Novel special?
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2024-12-11 22:48
One thing that makes it special is the combination of Woody Guthrie's iconic story with the graphic novel format. It can bring his life and music to a new generation in a visually appealing way.
What are the common themes in Sam Guthrie fan fiction?
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2024-12-02 11:03
One common theme is his coming - of - age as a mutant. Since he has such a unique power set, many fan fictions explore how he learns to control and master it. For example, stories might show his training sessions with other X - Men.
What are some interesting stories told by Arlo Guthrie?
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2024-11-26 12:02
One of his well - known stories is 'Alice's Restaurant'. It's a humorous and somewhat satirical account of his experiences around Thanksgiving. It's long and detailed, with a lot of characters and situations that really give you a sense of the time and place.
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