vagina meme

I am a gynecologist. That’s my job. To every other man this job is unbearable. In the beginning, they get excited by touching women’s vaginas but, over time, they got bored and disgusted. This never happened to me though, and this is why I’m such a famous gynecologist. Women come along asking for my touch – for the pleasure and satisfaction that I can give them with by my fingers. The way that I look helps me access a lot of woman's hearts and pussies. They crave my body and my huge dick. My playful experienced fingers make them wet and get them ready for my dick in only a few seconds. It’s not easy and in never was easy, but I made a rules: Don’t ever sleep with any woman more than once, and do not fall in love. I enjoy tasting every woman, but I never taste them more than once. This helps me to not to get bored. I don’t give myself to every that woman stops by my doors. I do have a type and I don’t make compromises. At the start of my career, I did, but not now. That was until a mysterious woman stepped through my door and turned my life upside down. She is ‘the virgin girl that destroyed my boundaries and made me begging to taste her and only her.’

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

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Have a wonderful taim birthday party

On his seventeenth birthday, Alex's life undergoes a radical transformation when Leo, his closest friend, gives him a cutting-edge VR headset. Fascinated and utterly astounded, Alex jumps immediately into the virtual world-a gift he never dreamed was possible. A digital utopia called Epsilon, it is the home of the most famous game in history-Vantage. Vantage is a gunplay game of high-stakes action, intense firefights, strategy, and, sometimes, challenges. But it's more than just a game: there's a legend attached. Legend says that whoever can pass the last test of the game will inherit the knowledge, rights, and wealth estimated in billions that the original and mysterious game creator-a billionaire who disappeared under strange circumstances many years ago-left behind. As Alex throws himself further and further into Vantage, he realizes that the game is bigger than just a VR playground. He begins to uncover hidden secrets regarding the real-life consequences of the game's actions, as players' actions inside the game begin to blur with their real lives. Once he starts winning, everything in his life begins to change: ghost messages, a constantly-growing net worth, and oddly ominous new figures that seem to know everything about him. Alex finds himself not only battling the many challenges and obstacles that constantly arise in Vantage, but also the constant growing feeling that this game has become more real than ever before. As he continues to grow, he's being faced with monumental decisions that test his integrity, particularly when the truth becomes unnervingly clear: those around him that he thought he could trust, like his uncle, are anything but who they appear to be. The stakes are raised when Alex realizes Vantage is no mere game: it's a test of his will, morals, and ability to juxtapose the virtual with the real. As he nears the final challenge, he must choose: get the prize while leaving everything dear behind or perhaps forfeit for the sake of his loved ones? It promises the wealth and power of the world, but at what cost?

With the prophesied time quickly unfolding itself which is followed by wars and mutants. Can Frost, the last of the Vagrants go against fate and rewrite his destiny through his own hands. ***** This is a original work which has taken inspiration from 'The Witcher' and 'Berserk'. The cover does not belong to us, if the artist wants it removed contact any one of us through the below discord usernames. Written and edited by duckman#0755 gooseboy the 0624th#7168 (Discord username^^^)

After being freed from slavery, Hoefen, five years later, decides to head out on a journey to find the Shorebringers, a group of mercenaries that saved his life. But to his surprise, in the five years of wait, the group that saved him has become notorious outlawed criminals. So with the help of a vagrant named Tusk and an ex-royal girl named Ceauli, he journies on his destined path to the Shorebringers. But unknown to Hoefen, this sand-riddled world is not just as simple as butter and bread, it is filled with mysteries, monsters, ancient deities, gods, and swords of great power.

Honestly, I would've loved to drop some spoilers here about the story, but I realized that the first-three chapters are enough to get you glued to your phones. So, you might as well dive straight in; after all, the early chapters are always free, so there's no harm in trying, right? You want drama? betrayal? dark secrets? And to make it more enticing, twisted love? Then you will find it all in here. ------------------------------ ‘Did he ask you to get me?’ She asked with an expression full of expectations. ‘No, he left.’ I hated being the bearer of bad news, but the cold water had to be poured. I watched her drop her phone and start the engine with trembling hands and a depressed sigh. *** I wondered what would have happened if Nate had never raped anyone. I wondered how his love for the crime grew. I wondered what will become of my brother after his jail sentence. ***