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Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

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It has been 800 years since this world was destroyed by a sudden catastrophe. In order to survive in this world, Linc compromised, and he used his GodFather system. As long as you raise your daughter like a normal girl and make her admire yourself. Then you will earn a father point, and become stronger with time. Cute corpse controlling girl: "You are my father, so stay by my side forever!" Queen of tower: "Dad won't leave me will right?" Holy priest: "Sorry father, you forced me to do violence. The holy church will bless our relationship." Seeing the children he had cared for started fighting one after another. Linc raised his hands forward. "Wait a minute, why are you guys stronger than me!? We got the order wrong!" ____ New book.

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Liana Bree is a normal, high school girl who lives in a world of superpowers. Her first year at Powers High turns from a fabulous day to a traumatizing year. Aaron Fernandez, said to be her friend, manipulates Liana and goes from friend to foe. What could be worse? Will Liana have to sacrifice the things she loves? Or will there be a better ending for a sad story?

“Who are you?” The voice said who stared at Roselina with curiosity in his gaze. Roselina opened her eyes and saw the man's face and jumped to sit upright on the bed with a scream. She tried to get off the bed but felt soreness between her legs and realized she had slept with the man and lost her virginity to him. “Go away.” She screamed without looking at the man's face as he left the bed for the bathroom. He didn’t meet her in the room before he came back as she left with no traces. Roselina drove home looking rough and sad, crying while driving back. She met her father with his wife. “Where have you been since yesterday? Look at you, you spent your night out there with whom?” Her father yelled at her. “And who are you to ask me that? You're not my father, why yell at me like that, do you even care?” Rosalina yelled back with tears. 20 hours ago...(Yesterday)... “Don’t worry, father, I'll disappear as you want,” Rosalina yelled to her father, who was fuming with anger, his eyes all red. “How dare you raise your voice at me, you unfilial daughter.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo yelled at Rose, who was not going to engage with whom he wanted her to marry. “I dare, father, I have told you I don’t love him, U-Jin is just my friend and yet you’re forcing me to get engaged to someone I don’t love for your reasons… you can just choose your second daughter to marry him, okay.” Rose yelled and ran to her room, locking herself up. “Honey, why don’t you just leave her since she won’t listen, after all, she’s not your daughter.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo's wife, whose name was Yeri, said, rolling her eyes. “If she’s not going to do what I want, then she should leave my house.” Mr Kim Hyun Woo said angrily while Rose came out of her room and unknowingly, heard them. “What! Did she just say I’m not your daughter?” Rose said, shocked and unable to believe what she heard. Mr Kim Hyun Woo was shocked to see her because they thought she was in the room. “Huh… well… uh” Mr. Kim Hyun Woo didn’t find suitable words as he stuttered, but Rosalina stormed out angrily with tears, entered her car, and drove with speed as she couldn’t believe she was just a bastard of the Kim family. “I’m not going back to that house,” Roselina muttered to herself with tears as she tried calling her friend’s number, but it was off. Then she decided to go to her house, but she didn’t find her at home as her door was locked. Rosalina was so sad and thought of going to the hotel and spending her night there, but she drove to a club to have fun, maybe she could forget all she had on her mind. POV This is Roselina, but her Korean name is Yoona. She lost her mother when she was ten, who died of a heart attack the day her father confessed he had a wife and a daughter but later brought them to the mansion. Mrs. Min-Ji didn’t look like she was hurt and accepted the fact that her husband married and had a daughter secretly and brought them to the mansion because of how much she loved him. But things changed when Mrs. Yeri and her daughter started living in the mansion and always caused trouble, especially with her daughter. When Rose and Mrs. Yeri's daughter are fighting, Mr. Kim Hyun Woo takes Mrs. Yeri’s side, shouts, and yells at Roselina’s mother. The day they fought, Mr. Hyun Woo refused to see Mrs. Min Ji, who was having a hard time in her room, crying until she started having a hard time breathing and died from a heart attack. QUESTION...… Who was the young man? Do you think their one-night stand was destiny? Would destiny get them to meet again after that night? How would Roselina live her life when she found out she was pregnant? Are you curious to know about this novel? Okay, let’s look into this story and grab our popcorn as we check into this serial novel and find out what it has for us.

Li Xiyun was the beautiful Young Miss of the Li Clan. Because she was the unmarried mother of a pair of genius twins, she became the biggest laughingstock of the Li Clan. However, Li Xiyun was a martial arts prodigy, and she was formidably powerful. Through sheer will, she forged her own path in the Li Clan and brought up her two adorable children all on her own. Initially, she thought that she would have to play the role of a female Fan Jin—that impoverished scholar—all her life and would never again be a lady. However, she had never expected that the pretty boy with the old-fashioned name would appear again. After a one-night stand ensued, Li Xiyun would never have dreamed that the other's true identity was actually Huang Junsheng, the most favored and brilliant young master of the Huang family in Shanghai. Huang Junsheng's most impressive feature was not his background, but his stunning good looks as well as his ability to make money—it would put a cash printing machine to shame. Countless socialites and beauties wanted to throw caution to the winds and get close to him. Li Xiyun's first instinct was to reject his offer, but her two adorable children hugged Huang Junsheng's legs and refused to let go. The elder, "Mom, I want a father!" The younger, "Mommy, I want a sister!"

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"Chu Wei and Chen Ji had been engaged since they were young, but she knew that Chen Ji only treated her as a younger sister. Who would have thought that Chen Ji would suddenly propose to her? Marriage, wedding ceremony, consummation… Three days after the wedding, Chen Ji left silently to join the army. There was no news from then on. Six years later, Chu Wei was waiting for her twin daughters to finish school at the school gate. At the same time, she received news that Chen Ji had won and was about to return to the city. It was obviously good news, but Chu Wei did not have a smile on her face because she had a dream. In the dream, she was a supporting role in a book, and Chen Ji was the main character in the book. He was an iron-blooded and proud military general, the biggest backer of the female lead's family, and the stepfather of the female lead's children. In the book, she would die from childbirth. Her cute twin daughters would die early as cannon fodder. Her existence with her daughters was only to show how outstanding the female lead and the female lead's children were. Everything that happened in the dream was too real, and Chu Wei had no choice but to believe it. She decided that she would definitely not give birth to a son. As long as she did not die from childbirth, she would be able to protect her two daughters well. After six years of separation and reuniting, Chen Ji realized that his wife was different from before. She avoided being close to him and kept asking some strange questions. Chu Wei said, ""Do you think Commander Xu's child is better or our child is better?"" Chen Ji said, ""Of course, our child is better."" Chu Wei said, ""Do you want a son? I don't really want one for the time being. So perhaps we can only share a room when we want a son?"" Chen Ji, who finally coaxed his two daughters to sleep in the next room, was speechless. ""…??"" He could choose not to have a son, but he had to sleep with his wife! "