Eclipse Jokes For Kids

The sun and the moon are key elements. In a kids' story, they are usually the main characters in a way. Also, the kids who witness the solar eclipse are important. For example, their reactions like excitement or wonder.

There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.

Sure. There was a group of kids who were learning about solar eclipses in school. They decided to wait for the next one to come. When it did, they all gathered in the park. As the eclipse started, the sky grew darker. The kids were amazed as they watched the moon slide in front of the sun. One of the kids, Lily, thought it was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. They all learned that solar eclipses are a wonderful natural phenomenon.

There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.

A duck walked into a bar and said, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said, 'No, we don't sell grapes here.' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked again, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender was a bit annoyed and said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The duck left. The third day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said, 'No.' So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a fun story - joke that kids would love.

A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.

A simple one is this. A boy saw a caterpillar and asked his mom, 'Is that a worm wearing a fur coat?' His mom laughed and said, 'No, it's a caterpillar that will turn into a beautiful butterfly one day.' The boy was amazed. This kind of joke can make kids interested in nature in a fun way.

Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.

Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.

Sure. Here's a kid - friendly joke. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. It's a simple riddle - like joke that kids can easily understand and find funny as it makes them think a bit about the different things in nature.