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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is Oculus based on a true story?
1 answer
2024-10-14 17:22
Definitely not. Oculus is purely a work of fiction. The plot and characters are made up to give viewers a thrilling and spooky experience rather than being based on any actual events.
Is Oculus based on a true story?
1 answer
2024-10-13 13:03
Oculus is not a true story. It's a work of imagination crafted by the filmmakers to thrill and scare the audience. There's no real-life basis for it.
Is Oculus based on a true story?
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2024-10-07 13:55
Oculus is not based on a true story. It's a work of imagination crafted by the filmmakers to thrill and scare audiences. The plot and events are purely fictional and not drawn from real-life events.
Is the movie 'Oculus' based on a true story?
2 answers
2024-12-15 12:59
The movie 'Oculus' is purely fictional. It was created by the imagination of the filmmakers and not based on any real events or people.
What are the top stories in Oculus VR?
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2024-12-13 13:56
One of the top stories could be about the latest VR game releases. New and immersive games often make headlines. For example, a highly anticipated action - adventure game that takes full advantage of Oculus VR's capabilities in terms of graphics and interactivity.
Is the Oculus movie based on a true story?
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2024-09-27 12:18
The Oculus movie isn't based on a true story. It's a creation of the filmmakers' imagination, designed to thrill and scare the audience through fictional events and characters.
What are the main events in the oculus real story?
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2024-12-12 01:29
The main events include Palmer Luckey's creation of the early Oculus prototypes.
Tell me about oculus real story.
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2024-12-11 23:28
The Oculus story is quite interesting. It started as a project by Palmer Luckey, who was passionate about virtual reality. He developed the initial prototypes in his garage. Oculus then gained a lot of attention in the tech world, leading to its acquisition by Facebook (now Meta). This acquisition brought more resources and the ability to reach a wider audience, and it has been continuously evolving and improving virtual reality technology ever since.
What is the 'oculus mirror real story' about?
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2024-11-22 08:34
I'm not entirely sure specifically which 'oculus mirror real story' you're referring to. It could be about a real - life experience related to using Oculus (a virtual reality device) and a mirror in some context, like maybe a unique interaction during a VR game or a creative project.
Tell me a funny story about Oculus Rift.
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2024-11-25 05:19
My friend got an Oculus Rift. He decided to show off his new virtual reality dancing skills. He started dancing like crazy in a virtual disco. But he got so excited that he didn't notice the coffee table in front of him and tripped right over it. It was hilarious seeing him all tangled up with the VR headset still on, trying to figure out what just happened.
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