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Urban Most Awesome Dad

He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."

3.2

901 Chs

Urban Medical Immortal Dad

Mo Han was in a tough spot. His daughter, Chen Chen, needed a lot of money, three hundred thousand, for an operation to treat her leukemia. He didn't have the cash and didn't know what to do. So, he tried to come up with some sneaky plans near a bar, hoping to raise the money that way. But things went from bad to worse when an old classmate who had rejected him in college caught him red-handed. She made fun of him and made him feel even worse. When Mo Han's wife, Luo Ning, found out about the situation, she rushed over with Zhang Hao, who had a crush on her. But instead of helping, Luo Ning shocked Mo Han by suggesting they get a divorce! And just like that, she left with Zhang Hao in a car, leaving Mo Han feeling alone and confused. After a night of heavy rain, something amazing happened to Mo Han. He unexpectedly inherited something really special from someone called Ye Lingfeng, a fallen medical expert. From that moment on, Mo Han's life took a turn. He decided to take charge of his own destiny and set out to change the world, no matter what challenges came his way.

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793 Chs

Paladin Dad

Me, dad, paladin, The first baby PK under the stars! I am not convinced to come to war! ------------------------------------------- I'm back, message to the readers Hey, everyone! Long time no see, right? I've had some personal issues and ended up taking a break for a while, but I'm back! I'm excited to pick up where we left off. I have a special request for you all: I'm planning to review all the chapters, but there's a small obstacle—I'm not fluent in English. So, I thought about asking for your help. If anyone is willing to collaborate, please comment on the paragraphs with any errors you find. I promise to do my best to correct each one. I appreciate everyone's understanding and support in advance. I can't wait to get back. Thank you

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Submitting to My Best Friend's Dad

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

4.6

610 Chs

Supreme Doctor son-in-law Dad

The Medical Saint, after failing his tribulation, was reincarnated into the city. His wife was seriously ill, and his daughter was in despair. In his previous life, he left behind many regrets, powerless to change the situation. In this life, he vowed to make amends for all and create a brilliant future.

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Reincarnated as a step-dad in a fantasy world

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/CDX2cpuQ Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

4.7

356 Chs

Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily

Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------

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351 Chs

Mr. Tycoon's True Love: Mommy Spoiled By Bossy Dad

[MATURE CONTENT] Betrayed by her sister, Nidia South ended up having a one-night stand with a random man. Eight months later, her premature pregnancy made it to the news. Jackson Cunningham, Baile City's business tycoon, immediately recognized her on the news and forcefully took custody of their child. However, the child only wanted his mother's breast milk, hence Nidia was brought to the mansion as well. She had thought that this was a cold and cruel man, a cold-blooded capitalist, but in reality... she was the girl of his dreams, he had been longing for her for ten years. Jackson did everything in his power to be able to keep her in his life, all he wanted to do was take care of her and spoil her.

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337 Chs

Be Careful, Scum Dad! Mommy Is Back!

(Father-son crematorium + strong female) After five years of secret marriage, her husband never showed affection in public, and Lu Xining thought it was just his personality. It wasn’t until he took their twin sons and his first love for a candlelight dinner and received online praise as a ‘godlike family’ did she completely lose hope. Listening to her sons call another woman Aunt Xixi, Lu Xining decided she was done with an unloving husband and estranged sons, and henceforth, she would love herself only. After divorce, she went back to a small village to pursue her old profession, growing herbs, treating ailments, and researching beauty products. Luxurious cars often visited the secluded village at night! Learning she was looking for a father for her daughter, researchers, financial magnates, top idols, and film emperors... all kinds of big shots appeared, volunteering to win her favor. Later, her ex-husband knelt on a bed of durian with regret on his face, ‘Xixi, I love you, shall we get back together?’ She sneered, ‘Ji Munye, doesn’t the sneaky affair taste good anymore?’ Her twin sons knelt on keyboards, ‘Mommy, we only want you!’ Lu Xining waved them off, ‘No, I can’t take it.’

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286 Chs

Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

4.7

272 Chs

Wishing Dad a short birthday

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2025-01-11 23:15

The short and generous four-word idioms for Dad's birthday blessings were: Wealth, longevity, old age, good luck, health and beauty, happy mood, happiness, longevity, happiness, longevity, peace and happiness, everything goes well, wealth and treasure, promotion, longevity, smile forever, prosperity, fragrant grass forever green, longevity, happy birthday, and a lifetime of happiness.

Wishing Dad a short birthday

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2025-01-11 14:11

Happy birthday, Father! May your life be as long as Nanshan Mountain, and your virtue be as heavy as the world. I wish you a long and healthy life, all your wishes come true, and all the best!

Accompany Dad to Celebrate Birthday

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2025-01-10 17:33

Accompany Dad to Celebrate Birthday Today is Dad's birthday. I've decided to give him a special birthday present and an unforgettable birthday. In the morning, I woke up very early to give Dad a surprise. I went to the kitchen to make his favorite breakfast-dumplings. I cooked a pot of fragrant dumplings and waited for my parents to wake up. When they woke up, I put the dumplings on the table and let them enjoy a delicious breakfast. After breakfast, my mother and I decorated the house and hung ribbons to make the house feel warm and ceremonial. Next, I prepared a special gift for Dad. I went to the cake shop and bought a cake embryo and some fruits. When we got home, my mother and I started making cakes. We cut the cake, spread jam on it, put fruit on it, and finally decorate it with ribbons. The cake looked very delicious and exquisite. In the evening, our family celebrated Dad's birthday together. My mother and I prepared a sumptuous dinner for him, including his favorite dishes. We enjoyed the food together, chatting and laughing nonstop. Finally, I handed Dad his birthday present, which he happily accepted. He said that this was his most unforgettable birthday and thanked me and my mother for our care and love. It was a special and meaningful thing to celebrate his father's birthday with him. Through this experience, I understand more about Dad's hard work and dedication to us. I hope that Dad can always be healthy and happy, and that he can have our company and blessings on his birthday every year. (Note: The given information does not contain a specific answer to the question. The answer provided is a general response based on the topic of celebrating a father's birthday.)

Dad, the old man's birthday, the birthday star

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2025-01-14 08:12

It was a traditional way to celebrate the birthday of the old man. Usually, a birthday party was held on his father's birthday. The birthday banquet was a way for family members to celebrate their father's birthday. It was also an occasion for relatives and friends to wish their father a long life and happiness. At the birthday banquet, the table would be filled with all kinds of food that symbolized longevity, such as longevity peaches, longevity noodles, longevity noodles, sushi, and so on. In addition, people would also express their wishes to their fathers and wish them health and happiness with happy birthday wishes.

Dad accompanied me on my birthday.

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2025-01-11 20:43

Dad accompanied me on my birthday. Today is my birthday. It should be my happiest day, but I'm very sad because I miss someone in particular, my dear father. In the past, every time I celebrated my birthday, my father would arrange everything for me. For example, he would take me to eat my favorite pizza and play my favorite game of "Little Warrior Adventure" with me. But this year, Dad couldn't celebrate my birthday with me because of work. I was very disappointed. I decided to give Dad a surprise and let him have an unforgettable birthday. I told my mother what I thought. She was very happy and agreed with my idea. In the morning, after Dad went to work, Mom and I started to take action. We first went to the supermarket to buy a lot of Dad's favorite food, then went to the cake shop to buy a small birthday cake. Although the cake was small, it was my sincere intention because I bought it with all my pocket money! When I got home, I personally made a greeting card for my father. On it were written a few big words: "Dad, you have worked hard. Happy birthday to you!" After finishing the greeting card, I quickly ran to the kitchen to help my mother. I picked the vegetables, washed the fruits, and helped my mother set the bowls and chopsticks…After an afternoon, my mother and I made a big table of Dad's favorite dishes. At night, her father finally returned. Looking at the table full of dishes, he asked in puzzlement,"What's the occasion today?" My mother and I laughed together and said,"Today is your birthday!" Dad was very surprised. He didn't expect Mom and I to prepare so many surprises for him. "Thank you for giving me such a big surprise." He hugged me emotionally. Our family gathered around the dining table and happily ate delicious food. It was an unforgettable birthday. Even though my father can't celebrate my birthday with me, I know that he has always been by my side to support me and love me. This birthday surprise is an expression of my gratitude and love for Dad. It's also my way of letting him know how much I love him. I hope that Daddy can be happy forever and every day will be as happy as his birthday!

Wishing Dad a short and generous birthday

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2025-01-10 16:12

A father's love was like a mountain, and the sea was like a river.

Dad's birthday taboo mood

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2025-01-10 13:11

Dad's birthday celebration mood could be described as the following: 1. Dad, you are the most important person in my life. I wish you a happy life in heaven and a happy birthday! 2. Every year on this day, I will think of you and feel your love and care. Dad, I wish you well in heaven and happy birthday! 3. Dad, your departure makes my heart ache, but I know that you will always be by my side. I wish you happiness in heaven and a happy birthday! 4. Dad, you are my eternal support and support. Although you are not by my side, I will always miss you. I wish you peace in heaven and a happy birthday! 5. Dad, your love is the most precious treasure in my life. I will always miss you. I wish you a happy life in heaven and a happy birthday! 6. Dad, your departure makes my heart ache, but I know that you are always by my side. I wish you well in heaven and happy birthday! 7. Dad, your birthday is my eternal thoughts and blessings. I wish you happiness in heaven. Happy birthday! 8. Dad, your departure makes me feel extremely disappointed, but I know that you are always in my heart. I wish you peace in heaven and happy birthday! 9. Dad, your love has always been in my heart. Although you are not by my side, I will always miss you. I wish you a happy life in heaven and a happy birthday! 10. Dad, you are the greatest person in my life. Although you are not by my side, I will always miss you. I wish you well in heaven and happy birthday!

The birthday present for Dad is simple and beautiful

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2025-01-10 12:40

There were many simple and beautiful choices for Dad's birthday present. You can consider making a hand-made certificate of honor and cut it out of red cardboard to express your selfless love and reward for your father. In addition, if his father was an office worker, a good briefcase was also a good choice. It was practical and could show his taste. If your dad likes fishing, you can consider giving him a set of fishing equipment, such as a folding fishing rod, which is easy to carry and of good quality. A razor was also a practical gift option. In addition, according to your father's preferences, you can also choose practical gifts such as tea, wine, belts, shoes, or a watch that records important moments. In short, according to his father's preferences and needs, he would choose a simple and beautiful birthday present to express his love and blessings.

A picture of a birthday cake suitable for Dad

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2025-01-09 19:57

We can find some pictures of cakes suitable for Dad's birthday. Although there is no specific picture link, we can imagine it according to the description. Some of the cake theme suitable for dad's birthday included classic fruit cake, hand-painted cake to express blessings, etc. The classic fruit cake could express gratitude to an older father, while the hand-painted cake could express blessings to the father through patterns and blessings. In addition, they could also choose some longevity peaches, longevity peaches, immortal cranes, pine and cypress, and other longevity themed cakes. Generally speaking, the birthday cake suitable for the father could be chosen according to the father's preferences and personality to express his love and blessings.

The simplest words to wish dad a birthday

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2025-01-05 03:21

The simplest way to wish Dad's birthday was: 1. Happy birthday, Daddy. May you live forever. 2. Daddy's voice is the kindest and most pleasant. Daddy's concern is the most touching. Happy birthday, Daddy! 3. Happy birthday, Dad. Every day is wonderful and happy. 4. I wish Dad good luck and fragrance. 5. Happy birthday. I wish Dad health, happiness, and peace!