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Write it like Shakespeare

Write it like Shakespeare

I’ve always taken inspiration from the greats. You know them, don't you? If you didn't, I'd think you’d be living under a rock. Which maybe you were. It's not your fault. until recently you could say I was living under a rock. Rocks are heavy until someone comes to pick it up and take all the weight. I never depended on people taking the weight from my hands. B Shakespeare had told me. Well he wasn’t talking to me he was talking to the people. Or the people in his time I didn’t really know. In the quote he wrote. “If we are true to ourselves we cannot be false to anyone”. For along time I wondered what he meant I didn’t know nor did I realize until I met Gutter James
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Hashashin

Hashashin

What happens when Assassins protect the universe? Do they really protect it or do they use it for thier own good? Find out as Grey discovers the truth and becomes part of the organization of Assassins who protect the universe called and they are called the AAA.
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Shamsheer khan

Shamsheer khan

Don't laugh on people but laugh with people
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shaping shadows

shaping shadows

What we can see is what you cannot, what you see as fiction is what we see as reality. Yet, are we right?
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Harsha..B

Harsha..B

Meanly it for kids
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Shahabul

Shahabul

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Shadows of Shade

Shadows of Shade

Shade is a loner demon, bounced around in human foster homes until a lucky break comes in the form of a new placement, turns out all the guys there are major hotties. Even her cold heart is a bit fluttery over them. Flirty Cole, cautious Cade, passionate Damion, and the elusive Samuel? Is that too much? Probably not, she wants to find out. Oh, and also who wants to kill her and who stole her only friend-like-person Cherry.
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Shadows of Kesha

Shadows of Kesha

Life's a bitch but I'm a bigger bitch Kesha is a difficult person to be with, she is different and hates everyone, building a fence around her heart. Painful experiences from the past, bad occurrences has made her harder and difficult to please. Sebastian moved to a new country, different and new people, he falls in love Kesha and tries to win her over. Will she accept him? Will she learn to love him? Will she be finally accept him? With the lovely childhood and all the love Kesha couldn't get, will Sebastian be able to win her over excerpt: I am not your everyday teenager. Well I am sixteen and a whore. I guess that makes me a Villain. I would look mad ass sexy in a Villain suit. "You have to learn to knock mom. You do not want to see me in bed with a boy, fucking my brain out"I snapped at her walking out of the bathroom. Excerpt : Just drive us to my sudden doom" I said and placed my legs on the dashboard. My top might have ridden up a little and I just could not possibly stop myself from grinning whenever I caught him staring "Does someone love my tattoos?" I asked with a teasing smile and a silly look plastered on my face "They are beau--ti--ti--ti--ful--ful" he stammered and held the steering wheel tighter "Cats got your tongue or are you just nervous around a sexy thing like me" I said and purred, enjoying how he was getting red. He was a tough one, he refused to stare at me, he just kept his focus on the road. "Awww, am I not tempting enough to steal your attention?" I said mocking how focused he was. I caught his eyes moving from me to the road. I have gotten a reaction "So I am tempting?" I asked with a  smirk plastered on my face. I got my legs off the dashboard and moved closer to him resting on the armrest and holding my amused face  "Do you want to see a very cute tattoo?" I asked and purred in his ears, he did not answer me but I knew I was affecting him. "So you do not want to see?" I asked faking a   frown and pouting  "I do" he said in a rushed tone, someone is excited, he turned to look at me and caught my smirk "I knew you would" I said. I tugged the neck of my shirt to make it lower to reveal the tattoo I had on my chest. "You like?" I asked He nodded and turned to look at the road. "Aww you are looking all red and stuff" I teased and poked him for added effects. "I had no idea boys could be this red" I added and continued to tease him with my laughter 'I think he has had enough teasing for a day'   my subconscious reminded me. I turned to look at Sebastian, he was red and was gripping the wheels like his life depended on it. He really makes teasing easy but not fun, he is not flirting back, making me look like a whore 'You are one' my subconscious reminded me again, I gasped and smirked 'Am I?' I wanted to laugh at my own joke but I do not think Sebastian is ready for more craziness. I sort of miss Regina, sorry my room, I might be asleep right now or trapped in a book, got to keep straight A's. I looked up and realized the dirt path we were driving through looked familiar "Sebastian?" I called, he hummed to tell me he was listening "Where are we?" I asked "I have brought you to your doom...
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Wosha

Wosha

Given a villa in the middle of nowhere, Mel must figure out what to do next. The villa protects her from outside, but will she stay inside there all her life just like a caged bird? Her suddenly pregnancy throws her out into the real world where she must fight to protect those dear to her. Will she be able to succeed and build her own peace or will her life be one she would have never expected?
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Tasha

Tasha

Tasha, a lonesome, psychotic girl who's willing to do everything for love got teleported to a magical world as the most powerful goddess who protects the people. In an instant her life drastically changed. Seven, hot, exes of her became head over heels for her, making her all love struck once again. But everything surely do have a consequence. With the power that she holds, a responsibility is anchored. Will she still fight for love? Or will her priorities change? Will she become the goddess that the people loved? Or will she remain as the psychotic, love stuck girl?
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Jason Insults Percy Fanfiction: What Are the Most Common Insults?
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2024-11-08 17:09
Well, it could be things like calling Percy a 'fish - brain' in a more creative way in the fanfiction, since Percy is associated with water and has some 'fishy' traits. Maybe also something about his loyalty being misplaced, like 'Your loyalty to the wrong side, Percy, makes you a fool' kind of insults.
Jason Insults Percy Fanfiction: How Do These Insults Affect the Storyline?
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2024-11-08 20:37
These insults can also change the dynamics between other characters. If the other characters witness Jason insulting Percy, they might take sides. Some might side with Jason if they believe his insults have some truth to them, while others will stand by Percy. This can split the group and create more sub - plots. For instance, Annabeth might feel the need to defend Percy even more strongly, which could lead to a romantic sub - plot development as she shows her loyalty to him. Also, the insults can be a catalyst for Percy's character growth. He might start to question himself after being insulted. If Jason says Percy is too reckless, Percy could then strive to be more cautious in his actions, which is a significant change in his character arc." "Answer3": "The insults add emotional depth to the story. They make the readers feel for Percy, especially if the readers are fans of Percy. When Jason hurls insults, it can make the readers angry at Jason or it can make them root for Percy even more. This emotional investment keeps the readers engaged in the fanfiction. And from a storytelling perspective, it's a great way to introduce tension. Tension is what keeps a story interesting, and these insults are a simple yet effective way to create that necessary tension.
What are the 20 best insults in fiction?
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2024-11-24 23:22
Well, in fiction there are many great insults. For example, 'Thou art a poisonous bunch - backed toad!' This not only insults someone's appearance but also implies they are malicious. 'Your wit is as dull as a rusty blade' is a good one too. It means that the person isn't clever at all. Also, 'You are a blundering oaf' gives the idea that the person is clumsy and stupid.
What are the 20 best insults in fiction?
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2024-11-13 09:47
One of the best insults in fiction is 'You pompous, self - important buffoon!' It's a great way to put someone who is full of themselves in their place. Another could be 'Your intelligence is as small as a pea.' which is a really cutting and simple insult. And 'You are a walking disaster of a person' is also quite effective as it implies that the person is just a mess all around.
How to deal with the insults written at the door
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2025-01-12 04:52
If someone is writing insults at the door, you can take the following measures to deal with it. First, you can call the police. According to the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, publicly insulting others or fabricating facts to slander others could be punished with detention for up to five days or a fine of up to 500 yuan. If the circumstances are more serious, they may be detained for more than five days but less than ten days and may also be fined less than 500 yuan. Secondly, you can collect evidence of the other party insulting you, including photos, videos, or other relevant materials. This evidence could be provided to the police or the court when needed. In addition, if you think that you have been hurt, you can also call the police according to the law. Finally, if you want to pursue civil compensation, you can file a lawsuit in court to protect your legal rights. Please note that the above suggestions are only for reference. The specific handling method needs to be decided according to the specific situation and legal provisions.
Analysis of gendered insults in pulp fiction
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2024-12-05 04:52
In pulp fiction, gendered insults often reflect the social norms and power dynamics of the time. For example, female characters might be insulted in ways related to their appearance or sexual behavior more often than male characters. This is not only demeaning to the female characters but also a way to reinforce gender stereotypes.
Male protagonist insults woman novel recommendation
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2025-01-14 07:54
I recommend the novel," The Rest of My Life Is Warm." The female protagonist, Liang Xue, was humiliated and rejected by the male protagonist when she first pursued him. However, after the male protagonist gradually revealed his love, he gradually began to pursue the female protagonist. This novel was an ancient romance novel. The male and female protagonists were both physically and mentally healthy, and the plot was interesting. It was worth reading.
Someone wrote insults on the wall many times
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2025-01-13 10:42
If someone repeatedly wrote insults on the wall, it was illegal. According to the provisions of article 42 of the Law of the People's Republic of China on Public Security Administration Punishment, publicly insulting others or repeatedly sending insulting messages to interfere with the normal life of others could be punished by detention or a fine. The person who was insulted could call the police to deal with it, and the public security organs could punish the perpetrator according to the law. Therefore, if someone repeatedly wrote insults on the wall, the victim could report it to the public security department and request that the perpetrator be dealt with according to law.
Attacking insults, receiving novel recommendations, ancient words
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2024-12-27 10:46
The following are some recommendations for ancient novels, which include plots of aggression and humiliation. However, the search results did not mention the specific plot of the novel. Therefore, I don't know which ancient novels recommend plots that attack and humiliate others.
Is there a 'Naruto Insults Hinata' fanfiction that you can recommend?
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2024-11-27 13:15
There might be some out there, but they are not in line with the spirit of the Naruto franchise. Naruto is a character who grows to respect and love Hinata. Fanfictions that have him insult her seem more like a deviation from the true essence of the story. It's better to focus on fanfictions that build on their positive relationship, like those that explore their married life or their adventures together.
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