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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
You fuck my wife, I fuck your wife
1 answer
2024-10-24 04:04
This line came from the TV series " Ode to Joy." In the play, this sentence reflected the mutual help and support between the characters, showing the power of friendship and unity.
You fuck my wife, I fuck your wife
1 answer
2024-10-21 15:31
This line came from the TV series " Ode to Joy." It was one of the classic lines. In the play, this sentence reflected the mutual help and support between the characters, showing the power of friendship and unity.
What does the internet term FUCK mean?
1 answer
2024-09-12 09:52
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The recommendation of the variety show Dad with a Baby novel ends.
1 answer
2024-12-25 22:15
The following are the recommendations of a few variety novels about fathers bringing up children, all of which are completed: 1. " After a Has-Been Actress brings her child to a variety show ": This novel tells the story of a has-been actress bringing her child to a variety show. 2. Dressed as the Villain's Mother: The plot of this novel revolved around a transmigrator who became the villain's biological mother. 3. " Bring Daddy to Babyhood ": This novel described the story of a male protagonist who transmigrated into the villain of a book. He brought his son to participate in a variety show and became a popular father. These novels covered the plot of the father taking care of the baby in the variety show.
Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story
1 answer
2024-10-31 14:42
There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.
Another Funny Dad and Baby Throw Up Incident
2 answers
2024-10-31 01:41
My dad was trying to feed the baby. But the baby clearly wasn't having it and threw up right into the bowl of food. Dad looked at the mess and chuckled, saying 'I guess that's one way to say no more food'. He then wiped the baby's face and started over with a new bowl of food, much more carefully this time.
Just me and my dad story: What did my dad teach me that changed my life?
2 answers
2024-12-07 15:24
He taught me how to be patient. Dad was always patient with me, whether I was trying to learn a new skill like riding a bike or when I was frustrated with schoolwork. He would say 'Take it slow, son/daughter.' This has helped me in so many areas of my life. For example, when I'm working on a difficult project, I remember his words and don't rush things.
"My Dad" and "My Dad and I" have different requirements. The former focuses on writing Dad, while the latter focuses on writing the relationship between Dad and me ( )
1 answer
2024-09-12 21:17
Based on the two questions provided, I think the answer is yes. The title 'My Daddy' emphasized that the father hinted at the theme or emotional clues of the story. The title,"Me and Dad," did not specify a theme or emotional clues, but the relationship between me and Dad was the main plot of the story and the focus of the readers. Therefore, the requirements for these two questions are different. The former focuses on writing about my father, while the latter focuses on writing about my relationship with my father.
Is my dad really not a villain in the novel?
1 answer
2024-10-12 21:37
Well, that could go either way. Maybe he has actions that seem villainous at first but are later explained or redeemed. Or maybe the story is set up to make you think he is a villain but it's all a misunderstanding.
Does my dad have mange?
3 answers
2024-10-04 04:21
It's hard to say for sure without a proper examination. Maybe you should take him to a doctor or a veterinarian to get a definite answer.
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