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I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
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Release That Witch ปล่อยแม่มดคนนั้นซะ

Release That Witch ปล่อยแม่มดคนนั้นซะ

เขาตื่นขึ้นมาอีกครั้งในร่างของเจ้าชายโรแลนด์พร้อมภารกิจแย่งชิงราชบัลลังก์ในยุคกลาง เจ้าชายต้องฟันฝ่าอุปสรรคมากมายเพื่อพาเมืองเล็กๆ แถบชายแดนไปสู่ความเจริญมั่งคั่ง ทว่าในโลกที่ยังต้องการการพัฒนาทั้งทางวัตถุและความคิดของผู้คน เขาจะสร้างความยิ่งใหญ่เกรียงไกรได้อย่างไร แน่นอนว่าหนึ่งในกำลังสำคัญของเขาก็คือแม่มด ผู้ซึ่งถูกล่าอย่างเอาเป็นเอาตายภายใต้ศาสนจักร พวกเธอเป็นสิ่งชั่วร้ายจริงๆ หรือเป็นเพียงเหยื่อของศาสนา เป็นสิ่งที่ควรล่า หรือควรพิทักษ์ และหากเขาจะเริ่มต้นก้าวแรกนับแต่บัดนี้ เขาจะต้องพบเจออะไรบ้าง
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Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Villain Offensive
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2024-12-28 14:31
The following are some recommendations for villainous novels: 1. [The Self-Saving Guide of the Female Cult Master of the Villain of the Book Traversing] 2. Book of Troubled Times 3. [Spirit Realm Walker] 4. The Tang's Table 5. King of the Familiar 6. " Wear it quickly as a supporting actress: Villain Prince Charming, please let me go." 7. " Counterattack: Black-bellied Boss, Strategy Guide." 8. "The Female Supporting Character Doesn't Want to Die." 9. 'Offering salted fish to grandmaster.' 10. Black Lotus Strategy Guide 11. " After she transmigrated, she successfully subdued the beautiful, powerful, and tragic villain." These novels involved the protagonist changing his fate through some kind of system or guide when he transmigrated or changed his soul. Please note that these recommendations are only based on the search results provided. There may be other related novels that have not been mentioned.
Animal jokes
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2025-01-06 23:00
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
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2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
Offensive and Defensive Character
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2025-01-13 14:53
Based on the provided search results, there are several recommendations for novels with male protagonists who have different personality traits. Here are some examples: 1. "Little Path Companion Fenghua Book" is a novel about a provocationist who has been practicing cultivation for ten years and forms a fateful bond with his master. Later, he is doted on by various powerful figures, leading to a complex and passionate love story. 2. "Second Male Lead" is set in an ancient mythical world and features a male antagonist who is emotionally devoted to the female lead, but she does not reciprocate his feelings. 3. "Rebirth's Fairy Vine" tells the story of a cannon fodder character who travels back in time to the world of cultivation. 4. "Immortal Demon Tribulation" revolved around a cold and powerful male antagonist named Hanhua and a character named Yehua. They go through three lifetimes of entanglement, with Yehua deeply in love with Hanhua. Eventually, Hanhua realizes his love for Yehua and desperately tries to win him back. 5. "Yun Zhuang Hua Marrying" features a provocationist who is a fox demon and a male lead who is a demon hunter. They travel together, subduing troublesome demons, and develop a hidden affection for each other. However, a misunderstanding leads the male lead to turn against the female protagonist and take away her heart. Please note that these recommendations are based solely on the provided search results and may not encompass all novels with male protagonists of different personality traits.
Imprisonment, Offensive, and Defensive
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2024-12-28 16:33
The following are some of the recommended novels for imprisonment: 1. " The Imprisonment of the Sick Jiao Attack ": This is a pure love novel. It tells the story of the attack being a sick Jiao and the subject being a weak subject. Both of them are very good-looking. During the process of imprisonment, the subject slowly falls in love with the attack. 2. " The Prince Charming of the Quick Wear Strategy: Don't Make Trouble ": This was a quick wear novel. The male protagonist was a blackened and sickly woman. The female protagonist was imprisoned in the mission world. The female protagonist had to complete the strategy mission, and the male protagonist liked to torture the female protagonist. I hope these recommendations will meet your needs.
Strong Offensive and Defensive
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2024-12-27 17:40
The following are some recommendations for novels with strong offensive and defensive skills: 1. " Possessive Love Brain King of a Different Surname VS Pretending to Be Weak to Catch a Beauty ": This novel described the story between a male protagonist who was in love and a female protagonist who was good at pretending to be weak. The plot was sweet and suitable for readers who liked this kind of theme. 2. " Little Taoist Couple's Elegance Book ": The protagonist's ten years of cultivation as a master and disciple ended. Later, he was doted on by the big shots from all walks of life. The emotional line was soul-stirring, and the career line was boiling. 3. " Guide for the Second Male Lead ": The background is ancient and primitive. The second male lead is abused, but the female lead doesn't like to be infatuated. 4. " Shu Daughter's Reversal System ": The female protagonist of this time-travel novel was surnamed Su. It described how she used the power of the system to turn the tables and become a Shu daughter. I hope that the above recommendations can satisfy your needs for strong offensive and defensive novels.
Offensive and Defensive Games
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2024-12-25 15:10
Here are some recommended novels for offensive and defensive games: 1. " Unlimited Mask Game ": This is a VR online game that is popular all over the world. It promises to be completely realistic and has a variety of playstyles, including horror, puzzle solving, escape, doomsday, Xianxia, and so on. This novel might satisfy your interest in offensive and defensive games. 2. [The Absurd Deduction Game]: This is another offensive and defensive game novel, and the storyline might be fascinating. 3. [Crisis Management Game: This novel might give you an exciting offensive and defensive game experience.] Please note that the novels recommended above are based on the search results provided. There may be other offensive and defensive game novels that are more suitable for you.
Collect jokes, who gives funny jokes, and more. The points are his ~~~
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2024-09-17 23:41
I can give you some websites and resources to collect jokes. Here are some good choices: Reddit:Reddit's r/jokes subforum is a community full of funny jokes covering a variety of topics and styles. 2 Laugh Factory: This website has a special "joke library" that contains a large number of jokes and jokes. 3 Comedy Central: The "Comedy Soundtrack" section of the website is a channel full of humorous and funny content, including many jokes and short comedies. Jokescccom: This site covers all kinds of jokes, including pranks, children's jokes, brain teasers, etc. 5 Funny or Die: The content of this website is very funny, including many jokes, pranks and short comedies. The site is a social network that focuses on jokes and humorous content. Users can post and reply to jokes to gain happiness. The above websites and resources can allow you to collect a lot of funny jokes. I hope you will like them!
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