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The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...
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What are the common themes in 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
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2024-10-30 18:36
One common theme is Naruto highlighting Sasuke's pride. Naruto often uses Sasuke's over - the - top pride as a target for his roasts. For example, he might make fun of how Sasuke always thinks he's better than everyone else in terms of skills.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
What are some interesting scenarios in 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction'?
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2024-11-21 05:20
In some 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction', Naruto might roast Sakura about her always chasing Sasuke. For example, he could say something like 'You're so blinded by Sasuke that you forget about the real things around you.'
Can you recommend some 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
1 answer
2024-10-31 01:48
Another great one is 'Naruto's Epic Roast of Sasuke'. In this fanfiction, Naruto roasts Sasuke during a training session. He makes fun of Sasuke's brooding nature and how he always tries to act so cool. Naruto uses his own experiences and the times they've spent together to come up with some really cutting - edge roasts that leave Sasuke both angry and a bit embarrassed.
How does 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction' change the perception of their relationship?
2 answers
2024-11-21 09:09
It makes their relationship seem more complex. Instead of just being friends or comrades, the roasting adds a layer of banter.
Animal jokes
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2025-01-06 23:00
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
What could go wrong when mom roasts a chicken? A funny take.
3 answers
2024-11-22 04:36
Maybe mom mixes up the spices. Instead of thyme, she uses cinnamon. So the chicken comes out smelling like a holiday dessert. Hilarious!
Reborn, Ugly, Ugly Girl, Counterattack,
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2025-01-05 04:18
The following are the recommendations of a few novels about the comeback of the ugly woman who was reborn: 1. " The Female Empress is Going to Rebel ": The female protagonist is reborn as an ugly good-for-nothing, but in reality, she has top-grade all-elemental spiritual roots and can crush everyone. She had a battle of wits and courage with a Divine Lord who was revered by the world. They loved each other and killed each other. It was a story full of heartbeats and counterattacks. 2. " Seventh Miss Trash: Overlord, Light Love ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist's counterattack after transmigrating into a loser. It contains fantasy and romance elements. The female protagonist and the male protagonist defeated the enemy together, showing the sweetness between them. 3. " Feng Nitian: The Evil King's Wife Is Busy ": This is an ancient romance novel. The female protagonist is a loser from an ancient martial arts family. After she transmigrated, she brought her pet along to fight monsters to find her family and save her ancestors. She turned around and became a real princess. 4. [The Rebirth of the Useless Di Daughter]: The female protagonist was an ugly good-for-nothing from the Marquis's Residence, but she had extraordinary medical skills and the soul of a killer. She successfully healed her face and tendons, becoming a beautiful chivalrous woman. 5. " The Ugly Woman's Counterattack: The Evil King's Military Doctor, Little Meng Concubine ": The female protagonist is an ace military doctor. Her character is playful and she accidentally transmigrated to the body of the idiotic young lady of the General's Mansion. He was the prince of the Flying Dragon Kingdom, who was cold, evil, and domineering. He was only cautious and forceful towards her. Please note that the novels recommended above may contain different elements and plots. The specific selection of works that suit you depends on your personal preferences.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
1 answer
2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
1 answer
2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
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