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Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping that they wouldn't seek revenge on her in the future. Unexpectedly, when she is about to leave, the five bigwigs cling to her and refuse to let her go. —— A long time later, her supposedly dead husband, Shao Qihai, returns. The terrifying business bigshot, Shao Dong: "Thanks, Mommy." The famous author-and-media mogul, Shao Xi: "Mommy helped me." The academic genius who two top universities are fighting over, Shao Nan: "Mommy, help me choose.” The youngest winner of the Best Actress Award, Shao Bei: “Love Mommy the most.” The globally-renowned musician, Shao Zhong: “This is for Mommy.” ...... The five children only recognize their mother and have zero thoughts about their father. Their father's dear brother and old rival turn into his rival in love, waiting to abduct his wife home. Shao Qihai: Hm?!! I'm not dead yet. I'm alive, and I'm back!

As the man's last breath escaped him, he whispered, "This is the end..." A warrior who had lost everything, he lay on the battlefield, his body empty of life and energy. In his final moments, he thought back on all he had lost and experienced, and closed his eyes, believing it all to be over. But when he awoke, he found himself in an unfamiliar bed, in a peaceful, modern world. He was bewildered, and whispered to himself, "I didn't ask for this." He had no choice but to try and make a new life for himself in this unfamiliar place, thinking to himself, "I will live a peaceful life this time." However, he soon discovers that he has been given a second chance to reclaim everything he had lost. Will he be able to hold onto it this time, or will it all slip through his fingers once again? Find out by reading the novel. Current worlds: I got a cheat ability in another world and became extraordinary in the real world. My Dress-Up Darling Classroom Of The Elite More to be updated later... Note: The main character of this story will be emotionless from the start, so if you do not enjoy that type of character, it may not be the story for you. However, he is not completely emotionless. For those who want to join in, here is the Discord link: https://discord.gg/NdaZBAbQ8D To read ahead, check out my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/OVERLOAD69

When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover. For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away. Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him. “We are a family. You’re his older brother. It’s your responsibility to save your little brother. If you can help Ze, we’ll give you 10 million yuan,” offered Lu Yaohua. “A human can survive with one kidney, right? How can you not save your brother when he’s dying? You’re just like your useless mom!” scolded the stepmother. “Heck! I would never have agreed to dad spending the 10 million if the donor center has a suitable kidney for me!”the younger brother cursed . [Option 1: Agree to the request. Reward: A halo for enduring humiliation. Option 2: Decline the request. Reward: 51% of the shares of Wanke Real Estate—one the top 500 listed companies in the country.] Lu Ming stared coldly at the three visitors and scoffed. “I don’t have a brother like you, or a family. Get out!”

"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party's cultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!" "Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additional rewards." "Enjoy your cultivation!" … "You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire the Purple Aura from the East! "You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain the Demon Sovereign's Indestructible Body!" "You fought a decisive battle with the Fiend Son of the fiend race in the South Ocean and gained the Godfiend Hell-Crushing Force!" … A hundred years later, you have bound yourself to all the elites of the infinite worlds. Turning around, you realize something. You are invincible.

Brought to you from the same degenerate who authored the Son-con fanfic I had a dream where someone from another world asked me to switch places with him: Him: Please, switch places with me! If you do the most beautiful woman in the world will be completely in love with you! Me: Most beautiful women? What’s wrong with her? Why would you want to switch if someone so beautiful is in love with you? Him: Her beauty is wasted on me as I prefer men. Your world allows the love I seek to exist. Me: Oh… okay let’s switch then. Him: Thank you! Enjoy your new life, I’ll enjoy yours! Me: Sure… whatever… Him: Oh! That woman who’s the most beautiful is now your mom! Take care! Me: WHAT!? - Donate Me On PayPal https://www.paypal.me/Xuefang1 —— Author’s Disclaimer: The above doesn’t actually reflect a word exchange that happens within the series. It is just there to make you laugh. ------ Genre -.#transmigration #cultivation #dualcultivation #Romance #Incest #Harem #degenerete #soncon #Mummy'son ------ WORD COUNT ------150.64K -------- // Guys I'm not the writer of this novel I was just reading son-con but I found this on wujizun and I read this novel and it's pretty good so I want more people to read this novel That's why I'm uploading it here... If you want to read at wujizun site -- https://wujizun.com/mom-con/

[ COMPLETE] I got married and now I’m cheating on her. Why am I cheating ? Well we did a certain agreement and now this is how our life is. Everything was going normal. I was having my own life and she was having her own. But things didn’t went like I wanted and I came to fall in love with her. A story with less misunderstandings and more awkward situations between two people. Read the story to find out. ———————————————————————— This is my first story so I hope everyone can give it a try. Since I’m not a pro, there will be some mistakes and errors. Feel free to point out my mistakes. I just write in my free time, it’s my hobby. So read at your own risk. ______________________________________________________ (The cover art isn’t mine ~ Credits to the owner ~ If someone is willing to make me one contact me please. ) _______________________________________________ My other stories are ~ —> I WAS REBORN TO BE THE EVIL QUEEN —> MR. MERMAN AT MY CAFE

Additional Tags: High IQ, Superpowers, Incest. 1st:- English is not my first language, but I will try my best to avoid mistakes. 2nd:- In this Fanfic, some characters may have a slightly different personality, as I will be slightly adjusting their backgrounds to suit my story. - O - Reincarnation? An interesting concept isn't it? lie don't let anyone fool you with that nonsense. I, Fushiguro Akira never asked for this shit! Do you know how complicated it is to live like a baby? You were never taken seriously by adults. Breast-feeding? As a healthy man, not so much, I refused to drink breast milk, it was a complete humiliation to my pride (weak) Without a Golden Finger, my pathetic reincarnation, like a child without a more or less Golden Finger... My life was tragic, almost comic. '*Ding! Daily Rewards System the soul of the host... complete! Oh?! What the fuck? Finally got my Golden Finger?' Day One: Congratulations, You Received a Porn Magazine Collection! Day Two: Congratulations, You Received a Nuclear Warhead! Day Three: Congratulations, You Received the Military Uniform Princess Outfit! Day Four: Congratulations, you've received a portion of fried chicken! Day Five: Congratulations, you've received the Infinity Stone, Soul! Day Six: Congratulations, You Received The Infinity Gauntlet! Day Seven: Congratulations, You Received All of Darth Revan's Powers and All of His Equipment! - 0 - Current Worlds: Hyouka, Nagatoro, Horimiya, Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san, OreGairu, My Dress-up Darling, and Natsume Yujin-cho

Apparently I died then a ROB, robbed my soul from afterlife to ask me do something for him. Then he let me choose 3 ability that i can use to help my journey. I pick some the most OP abilities i have ever know. HAHAHAHA. I will be reincarnated to anime and eroge world.. which is most otaku dream!! With my incoming overpowered ability it should be easy right? ....... Mc wake up and see his new identity. He realize he is still ducked. ----------------------------------- "" Talk [] System, Skill Thought. ----------------------------------- This is my first fic so dont really expect anything, really. I dont own anything except probably the OC MC, Even the cover i take somewhere from internet. English is not my main language, not even second, but my third language so expect some grammar or typo mistake. I dont have editor either. The update perhaps heavily depend on my mood. Oh yeah, content warning btw. Also look at tag. And last, my writing style might be weird. A lot time I will use MC POV. I guess I'm playing too much eroge. If you are looking R-18 content, It would be happen on much later.. I want to write proper progress between mc and her girls instead making them immediately go for mc without reason. Anyway Just enjoy. Trying to write fanfic because covid anyway, filling time and self satisfaction. Stay safe. >>>>> yeah no longer post this on here. It just killing my motivation to improve lol. It is also not like I have disrespect any character I've use either. Man this place.

The start. At the start of the year 2020, a new online community came into existence. No one ever explained what it was, and neither understood what it was about. There was a huge mystery as it seemed people inside were from other worlds. The common theme was them talking about a particular world that combined all the magical stories as well as all of the eastern novels together into the world where it all existed together. The world was named "Game to Live". On January 15th 2020, Kyle saw it in an online community of his favourite MMORPG. An elf character, level 62, mentioned that "I have decided to accept an invite to 'Game to Live' I hope that there I can grind to my heart's content." After reading the thread further, he didn't find anyone else mentioning it. After he refreshed the page, the comment was gone and that persons account got banned. What's more that it seemed anything that person posted ever online was evaporated from the server. Join Kyle in exploring the new world that is full of opportunities. See how Kyle uses the system as well as old and ancient cultivation techniques to stand above everyone. Not a Harem.

Lulu had been in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years. At the peak of her career, she received an endorsement deal that was difficult to refuse. On the product launching party, she was handed a "prototype" of the final product but because of a bad accident that happened during the party, she woke up in Marcel's body, 300+ years into the past. Just in time to change the direction of the future, he would have chosen for himself. What will happen when the queen of the entertainment industry in the 24th century is taken back in time to the 21st century as a man? PS: Feel free to join our discord at https://discord.gg/Auyvas5 To chat with other readers and the author :)