I can tell you some funny jokes!
Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all.
There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all.
A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think."
Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?"
The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?"
The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree."
It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
A funny story turns into a joke when it has elements of surprise, absurdity, or irony. It might play with common expectations or use humorously exaggerated situations. The key is that it provokes a strong and immediate reaction of laughter.
Here are some recommended funny stories:
1. " Tomboy ": This novel is about a school bully, a cool guy, confessing to a male student he likes. In the end, the male student is a girl and refuses his confession. This story was full of light-hearted and funny plots.
2. " I'm Cute, Therefore I Alive ": The protagonist of this novel is very cute. After death, he comes back to life again. Then, he has to hide from the female students to pat and feed him. It's very funny.
3. [Naruto: Transforming into a cute girl]: The protagonist transformed into a cute girl and started a series of adventure stories. It was very interesting.
4. " Ordinary Senior Brother ": This novel tells the story of an immortal cultivator who discovers that his aptitude is ordinary. It's full of jokes.
5. " Laughing Without a Good Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel tells the story of an unscrupulous young girl who can speak black and white, and can turn crooked logic into reason. It's very funny.
I hope the funny stories recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.
The funny joke of naming included using homophonic sounds to create interesting names. In League of Legends, players used the homophonic sounds of the hero's name to create funny IDs, such as " Beg Ni Bie Kou "," One disaster is stronger than six disasters ", and so on. In addition, some players used the homonym of their surnames to come up with funny online names. For example, those with the surname Chen could use " Chen Dare Not " or " Chen Zunzhi ". People with the surname Zhao could use funny names such as "Zhao Cameras" and "Zhao Affairs". People with the surname Feng could use homophonic names such as "Every Test Must Pass" and "Happy Reunion". People with the surname Chen could also use homophonic names such as "Chen Dare" and "Chen Zunzhi". In short, a funny name could make the game or life more interesting and joyful.
Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'